I will buy this mansion when I make it.

I will buy this mansion when I make it.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to make it so I can finally buy a

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      2-3 mil house realistically has everything I would ever want. Don’t want coke lord money im sure it comes with blood

      cool

      >isn't going stealth wealth
      I can already see all the angry immigrant rioters storming through this house in 2028

      black guys storm through your butt every night.

      You should take the downgrading everything pill so no one knows. it's the best option

      It's only upgrading from here.

      The Zestimate (praise be) says this is worth 35 millions.
      Kinda feels like a waste of money, but then again I'm not into boats. Or Florida.

      It's $22M.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > It's $22M.
        No, it sold for $22M in 2021, from an asking price of $32.5M in 2019. The market for these high end homes is fairly illiquid, so it's hard to predict accurately what they will sell for.
        Unless you have faith, and accept the Zestimate in your heart.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go home to TYRONE.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that yet another scamcoin? It truly never ends.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And drive this car.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You, personally, as the driver? Do you want to look like a chauffer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A car for kings, i would like to own a rolls royce too i really like the cullinan and the old rolls royce ghost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont drive cars like that

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2-3 mil house realistically has everything I would ever want. Don’t want coke lord money im sure it comes with blood

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't going stealth wealth
    I can already see all the angry immigrant rioters storming through this house in 2028

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should take the downgrading everything pill so no one knows. it's the best option

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I make it I will be able to own a shed in California

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Zestimate (praise be) says this is worth 35 millions.
    Kinda feels like a waste of money, but then again I'm not into boats. Or Florida.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Florida/Miami built on porous sinkhole-y ground?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Likely, yeah, but they can do deep pile foundations with a spanning post-tensioned or conventional concrete slab with beams as necessary.
      Just more reason homes in areas like that are expensive (although minimal because structure cost doesn't really drive the overall cost; fancy stone finishes and MEP are usually more expensive)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happnes to the outdoor sofa's when it rains?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they throw it away and buy a new one. it's part of the ordinary upkeep.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a nice little cabin and stay off the big fish’s radar. Stay in the shadow of the lily pad.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whereever that is, the surrounding population is at least 60% non white

    I will go somewhere the population is at least 85% white, so I'll probably just stay where I am and get a nice house on the lake. Maybe I'll get a little vacation cottage in whatever brown shithole has the palm trees, probably Florida.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's possible if you only buy crypto like FTM, DUA, VET, PYTH, and TIA. Thanks me later OP.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy with a house near a lake, although before thinking about impossible dreams I want to finish my debts with tuzki, those things keep haunting me even in my dreams

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This mansion a part of Vesta real estate tokenization. I already own a piece now, so you’ll be paying the rent this month pajeet

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won’t you have crocodiles and shit in your pool if it’s that close to the water?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

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