I wish there was a nice God that would save us.

I wish there was a nice God that would save us.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice gods get their statues destroyed, temples robbed, priests killed, and virgins defiled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just think of all the women and children Christians killed because of "heresy". It blows my mind they still consider themselves more or less the "good guys" of history.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more satisfying to the wicked man than license in the name of justice.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, if only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus was more pathetic than "nice". Being a white knight turbo-simp doesn't make someone nice, it just means they're too weak to act any other way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's an interpolation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's an observation based on having read the entire New Testament recently. I'm not "inserting" anything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not saying that YOU inserted that into the NT. I'm saying that that verse is an interpolation, it was not in the original Gospel of John. It's known in academic circles as the "pericope adulterae."

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I thought the Bible was supposed to be the unerring word of God?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The Bible is the unerring word of God
            >Text was added in later
            >God willed for it to be added in
            I'm not a Christian, but they would argue something like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus is the Word of God

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And who wrote down Jesus' words?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Technically there were no firsthand sources for Jesus. The Gospels were written decades later by second-third hand sources.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How come Jesus didn't write his own book, that would've made things a lot simpler.
            Really God should've waited until at least the 1450's for the invention of the printing press before he spread his word.
            Or better yet, just invent the printing press himself, honestly there seems to be a few holes in God's plan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >How come Jesus didn't write his own book, that would've made things a lot simpler.
            Considering he was a poor carpenter I'd hazard he probably wasn't literate. He'd have learned the Tanach as an oral tradition.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I find it difficult to believe that God in the flesh didn't have a skill most modern day 7 year olds have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You seriously underestimate just how revolutionary the concept of public education for poor people would've been in 1st century Judea. You realize most humans throughout history haven't been able to read, right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You realize most humans throughout history haven't been able to read, right?
            Yes, I was playing dumb to innocuously point out contradictions in the narrative. Or at least logical inconsistencies that don't make sense unless you buy the explanation of their being hidden unknowable reasoning behind any particularly glaringly obvious mistakes.
            Also, just to take that question seriously, why would the general populace being illiterate have anything to do with Jesus' being the same?
            The average person also can't walk on water, bring back the dead or resurrect themselves, so there being literal physical limitations shouldn't be a problem, Jesus is already established as being capable of the impossible if you believe all that, yet not literacy? Why.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Also, just to take that question seriously, why would the general populace being illiterate have anything to do with Jesus' being the same?
            Because the New Testament makes it a point that Jesus was raised in poverty / surrounded himself with poor fishermen, prostitutes and other outcasts who definitely wouldn't have been educated. It's not like he surrounded himself with scholars exactly. His knowledge of the Tanach also doesn't prove he was literate considering it was chiefly an oral tradition in 1st century Judea.
            >The average person also can't walk on water, bring back the dead or resurrect themselves, so there being literal physical limitations shouldn't be a problem, Jesus is already established as being capable of the impossible if you believe all that, yet not literacy? Why.
            Because obviously his "miracles" are probably the same kind of "miracles" that Simon Magus or John the Baptist pulled off for their followers, which is to say, public magic isn't actually "real" magic. If Chris Angel Mindfreak went back to 1st century Judea I guarantee you he could get hordes of people believing he was actually a sorcerer too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If he was really the God, then he wouldn't have been born a peasant. Why make things more difficult instead of just being an exilarch who performs miracles and rebukes the Temple priests?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be someone a nice God would want to save.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Human fault

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