I would prefer not to

I would prefer not to

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    non compliance is a safe, moral, but only marginally effective way to express dissent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer not to

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Bartleby's problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His previous job at the dead letter office drove him insane with suicidal depression

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    aint finna

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up Bartleby and take the alms I want to give you instead of trying to get the one you want. You, passive aggressive arrogant fricker

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder what the worst job conceivable is, not only in terms of the activities involved but also remuneration and time taken to get there. i think it would be funny if you could put a liberal in a situation where they had to take this job but ultimately it was of no measurable profit to them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i wonder what the worst job conceivable is
      Customer service or retail

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        agree.
        "Hell Is Other People". Plus those jobs turn you psychotic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        arguable until you get forced morality test. i obviously mean someone who has been decided to work literally alone the majority of the time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >retail

        Wanted to kill myself after 2 days

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now imagine customer service at a retail place processing returns or complaints. I'd unironically kill myself

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha get rekt service workers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      EMT.
      >godawful pay
      >they specifically get to ignore labor laws just for your job so you get 12 hour shifts with zero breaks required on top of mandatory overtime
      >and also overtime rules don't apply to you, you make your base wage the whole time
      >immensely fricking stressful, literally life or death
      >and when it isn't life or death you're blowing your back out trying to shove a 600 waste of flesh into your truck because "muh chest hurt i can't breath good :("
      >add on to that junkies/homeless/going into the ghetto

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I also forgot
        >you have to pay for classes and get certified for the privilege of all this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's in my vocabulary but I don't think about it much as a job because I can't drive. Pretty much the only hospital job worth doing is talking to people

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For 99% of people EMT is just a stepping stone to paramedic or fire rescue

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but with all those twelve hour overtime shits you can earn almost as much as a McDonalds employee

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's what I say when my mom tells me to get a job, worked well so far

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I would not prefer you not preferred you to prefer me preferred you to prefer not to prefer preferring not to

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melville rocked

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer to but I will not

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer not to

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