If it progresses enough that it gives the wearer a measurable productivity boost, all of you VILL take ze chip if you want to be employed.

If it progresses enough that it gives the wearer a measurable productivity boost, all of you VILL take ze chip if you want to be employed.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what? of course, if it gets hacked or fricked in anyway we get rich anyway in a class action lawsuit. neuralink + addy and i'll retire at 40.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah no shit, slowpoke

    people will have to choose between installing a kill switch in their brains or starving, it's literally over

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will give a significant productivity boost for quadraplegics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How? They'll still be crippled buttholes.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >An estimated 85-percent of Neuralink’s brain-computer interface (BCI) implant threads connected to the first human patient’s motor cortex are now completely detached and his brain has shifted inside his skull up to three times what the company expected, volunteer Noland Arbaugh told The Wall Street Journal on Monday.
    Cool cool cool

    https://www.popsci.com/health/neuralink-wire-detachment/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow that sounds like an insurmountable obstacle for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick so he just has loose cables in his brain forever now lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Geez, it sounds like a good way to get a fricking brain abscess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And it happened just a few months after the operation. He will probably die within a couple of years. lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't they also say he's SOL because they want to use him as a test subject anymore?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's the Hyperloop buddy?
    Robo taxi?
    Using the Boring project a lot?
    Did the Semi beat train in efficiency?
    Passenger rockets soon?
    Full self driving?
    Landing on Mars?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter they musk is a charlatan because other companies are already further advanced than Neuralink

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The idea of something connected to your brain being proprietary is so fricking nightmarish. This shit actually makes me want to hunt down and kill the people responsible I'm inches away from becoming a terrorist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you wont do shit. you are a seething virgin who has never done anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly I'm a law abiding citizen who's never and will never break a law. I'm just an angry larper and nothing more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yep. i know you harbour power fantasies where you are awesome and may actually even believe "a line will be crossed" one day, but everyone knows that your boiling point is as imaginary as your chin. you're submissive and pathetic which is why you never had friends and women arent interested in you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, agreed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yep. i know you harbour power fantasies where you are awesome and may actually even believe "a line will be crossed" one day, but everyone knows that your boiling point is as imaginary as your chin. you're submissive and pathetic which is why you never had friends and women arent interested in you.

        >projecting this hard
        seek help

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never getting it. Won't even contemplate it for a second. Starving on the street or in prison would be preferable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i doubt people who say shit like this have actually experienced being jailed or homeless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gonna be pleasant, but anything is preferable to letting them SLICE YOUR HEAD OPEN AND SHOVE WIRES INTO IT.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah just saying it isnt. id give my both legs before being homeless again.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd rather them give me a botched lobotomy but at least I can consume junk food and watch tv

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being homeless is ok as long as you have fenty money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jail isn’t the worst
        Depends where you’re at

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lemme guess, they threw you in the drunk tank once for a couple of hours?

          That being said white collar prison resorts or prison farms can be bearable (while still being prison).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guess who they're going to use as test subjects for newer versions of the brainchip?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The ones who willingly offer to get it for a ham sandwich or drugs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the homeless and the incarcerated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a good thing I'll sooner play Minecraft then let them take me alive.

            >inb4 "you won't do shit"
            That only works when you have something to lose, like your bread and circus.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you wont do shit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you're an autist living with your parents on a government handout why are you so worried? they won't chip you -just productive member of society.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to survive on the street or in prison in the that future, you will need to be augmented
      your only chance is to be lucky enough to have weapon grade autism, meaning it's not safe to give you a brain chip and you will get dystopiabux

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have they solved the issue of the brain cells slowly dying from the contact of it?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you Elon Musk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TIL Rudolf Steiner was a schizo and a racist. There's a Steiner school where I live, I had no idea it follows the principles of a crazy person.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at this point I'd do anything to be employed.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the new wires are made of nanofibers, so your shit wont work

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Regarding input, if it's essentially just a sensory organ where you can choose whether or not to believe the information like when reading some text or listening to someone speak, then that's fine. But are you really going to take them at their word that that's all it can do though? How do you know it can't control your thoughts directly? Once it can do that it's game over.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COVID was the self replicating AI and the vaxx helped deliver it.
    >over 70% of the worlds population has been inoculated with the [Q]uantum AI
    >13.4 billion doses administered
    Now we just wait for them to roll out the new technohomosexual system and hook up all the cattle to it along with all the IoT devices before the inevitable.
    Many of the unvaxxed will line up for the boosters once UBI and other benefits are announced.
    The masses will also line up for any future brain implant augmentations.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not.
    As much as I'd like to be able to control my PC with mere thought, brain surgeries are way too invasive and expensive for ordinary folks when you can just tap screen or click mouse manually
    at least for the foreseeable future within my lifetime

    pretty cool that para/quadruplegics have a chance for a semi-normal life with this
    I'd kill for the oportunity Noland was granted if I were in his situation

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