>I'm afraid A-cup and below is not allowed for sex robots.

>I'm afraid A-cup and below is not allowed for sex robots. We are really sorry, but we have to confiscate this robot. Her height is also below the minimum allowed 155 cm. You also have not registered this robot with the network and have not updated the firmware. Also seems like you have done some illegal modifications and bypassed safety filters on it.
>We unfortunately have to file a report on this.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the most Chinese group of sentences I've ever heard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't order a sex doll less than 140cm in canada Australia or the UK, even if it has fcup breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn so I guess me waiting on a e-girl with an actual horsewiener is gonna be banned before it even happens?
        brb selling stock for a sex doll before america cares.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >an actual horsewiener
          How would that work? Would you swap it out as they rot away or have some kind of preservation chemicals injected into it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk, just a sex doll but instead of a human penis, a horsewiener instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't want a robot that small anyway. She has to be at least 190cm. Shame about the A cup though.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a weirdo and you don't get any issues with your sex robot.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok officer. I actually identify as a e-girl myself so it's just friend bot

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robot never leaves the house.
    Police are not allowed in the house without a warrant.
    How the frick does this conversation ever happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hello officer, how may I help
      >hello sir, do you mind if I step inside?
      >no not at all officer! step inside!
      that's how they usually get you without a warrant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The correct answer to cops asking if they can step inside is "get the frick off my property"

        >Police are not allowed in the house without a warrant.
        That's only in burgerland. In EU they can enter without a warrant

        Sucks too suck, EU bro.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Police are not allowed in the house without a warrant.
      That's only in burgerland. In EU they can enter without a warrant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Telemetry

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, pedos should not be allowed to experience any kind of sexual pleasure, we should cut out their prostates.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the sex wouldn't be as important to me as long as it can do the dishes and stuff. Fricking hate washing dishes, simple as

    I mean I'd still put my penis in it but that would be its secondary function

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's already robots for washing dishes, most house have one

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with robots is a sin! The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Florence and The Machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible is just a fairy tale though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you tried reading it instead of talking out of your ass, you'd be surprised what you'd learn. The homosexualry of the J*ws reflects the human condition. A person that reads it then neglects or hand waves it away is like a moron that looks himselfin the mirror, then promptly turns away and forgets what he looks like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For some anons, a robot is best. Our world is that screwed up.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she’s a 1,000 year old forest elf you intolerant little shit. I have the ministry of discrimination on speed dial and I won’t hesitate to call them

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying they wouldn't already know and just arrest you on the spot

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there something lower than A-cup?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AA

      No, it doesn't entirely make sense. It's like how some things have a size '0', then '00' which is smaller, etc.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your sexrobot was manufactured only 3 years ago, you sick frick

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm afraid A-cup and below is not allowed for sex robots. We are really sorry, but we have to confiscate this robot. Her height is also below the minimum allowed 155 cm.
    My of-age gf is 150cm and has under an A cup. Jfc.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a 155cm tall sexbot with the biggest possible breasts and ass please then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and add a little belly pudge and thick thighs please

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone interested in a film about e-girl sexbots should watch "the trouble with being born" (2020).

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