>Im going to kill your entire family, tear down your house, kill all your cattle leaving you destitute, Then give you AIDS in order to prove to Sat...

>Im going to kill your entire family, tear down your house, kill all your cattle leaving you destitute, Then give you AIDS in order to prove to Satan [Who i created and knew ahead of time he would ask me this] that you'll love me more then you hate me for ruining your life [Which i always knew you would anyway]
>And no, I'm not even going to tell you why i did all of this to you, because if i did you'd realise how moronic this sounds.
>Im a good god btw.
>I love you btw.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love you too yhwh smooch

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God has his way of elevating us. It's like beating Souls game. I think those games are great, remembering all the cheap moments, the immense frustration.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I’m sure the child with leukemia is enriched by the experience

    • 2 months ago
      Chud Anon

      >DUDE OLD TESTAMENT IS JUST LIKE VIDEOGAME

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CHRIST IS KING!
        >NOT KING OF THE israeliteS THOUGH!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Chud Anon

          >his blood is on us and our children

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah that brick that flew through my windshield and eliminated my wife sure was a cheap shot haha thanks God

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you remind me of that video?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          To make a point that life is not a dark souls game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you remind me of that video?

        This was part of the plan btw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Planned for before time even began. Jesus was also in on this as well. That scream of agony is a direct product of our loving God. No human had any hand in it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that’s a sound I never need to hear again

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people who critique the book of job never seem to know about elihu?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aretalogy and “dude God is so wise” doesn’t a theodicy make. The Book of Job is suffices as a literary exhortation to follow the law and have faith in God despite the manifest evil of his creation, but it doesn’t even try to advance a justification for that evil, much less God’s omnibenevolence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude God is an omniscient being who's interacting with a world of complexities beyond our comprehension
        >"Okay but God must justify his actions to me."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >God spends the entire Bible justifying himself to humans
          >"UHHH HOW COULD YOU EXPECT HIM TO WANT YOU TO KNOW WHY HE DOES THINGS!!"
          moron.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day you will die, an eye will blink and you will live again and will be standing in the day of judgement. When you see the high kingdom, divine body and eternal bliss that people like Job will receive you will wish you had been tested by God too, but by then it will be too late.

    But when it comes your turn to be judged Satan will simply say, I barely touched this one and he already hated you. So I guess this one is coming with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure christoid sadism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God uses satan to weed out the gold diggers,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pure christoid sadism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gold digger detected. Paganism is for you, it is allowed to exist for people like you who only seek the power and riches. Bow down to the 72 demons and get your 33 gifts, a mediocre reward for the impatient and wicked.

            The one who is actually seeking God and his wisdom, knowledge and understanding will tolerate the woes of the world for him. You want to become strong but arent willing to put your muscles through the pain of training and exercise? Nothing worth having comes easy anon. God's love is the most valuable treasure there is, you should be willing to battle satan himself for him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But why isn't my standard of what is good important! I want things quick and easy, now!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            pure christoid sadism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >72 demons
            The israelites that wrote Desert-Adventures Vol.1 around the time Solomon was alive were actually Henotheistic and the '72 demons' ['spirits' initially] were just 'other gods' that people to the North-East, East, West and South of them worshipped. i.e. Chemosh, Baal, Egyptian gods are rea but are supposedly less powerful then YHWHjak etc

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So go ahead, sell your soul to them, get your gifts and let those wicked ones in. Then one day you feel an uncontrollable urge to go suck dick and prostitute yourself. Become an addict, abuse yourself. You suddenly feel a thirst for drinking blood? Want to go murder, rape, rob, or beat a homeless man up? Feeling intense hatred and vile and disgusting thoughts all the time because it is what the ones possessing you crave and desire. You will become a very proud and arrogant, sad and miserable man, haunted at night, but hey at least you're rich and can see with the minds eye right.

            Then you die and spend the rest of eternity suffering at the hands of the same wicked ones you worshipped. All for some temporary relief.

            Meanwhile those who tolerate a little bit of temporary suffering on this earth, while seeking, praising and worshipping Elohim, obeying his commands and patiently waiting for him, get to spend the rest of eternity in a paradise. You will feel no pain, suffering, hunger or thirst ever again, your least favorite wife will be more beautiful than supermodels, your happiness will never end, you will have lions as pets, have majestic heavenly creatures living among you, all the fruits perfectly ripe and juicy all the time and the holy trees making everything smell amazing. There will be literal rivers of milk to drink and honey to eat and wine to celebrate and oil to rub on your skin, you will witness angels singing praises to Elohim with a voice that will put Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey to shame, you will fly, you will sing, you will dance, you will praise, your innumerable homes will be high above the mountains above the eagle's nests. You will have thousands of children who will be a blessing to you, love you, respect and revere you. And above all, you will enjoy living in the glorious presence of The Most High Elohim who will shower you with his blessings and the satisfying warmth of his holy light and you will live in peace forever.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God creates those wicked ones to grant relief
            >"NOOOO WTF WHY ARE YOU WORSHIPPING THEM INSTEAD OF ME!!!"
            Maybe he just shouldn't have made them or something.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely fantastic way to miss his point entirely.
            All he said is that Christianity and Judaism (and Islam) are simply the current state of religious practices that didn't always look like they do now - they have all changed *greatly* throughout their histories.
            I'm guessing you don't know what Arianism, Homousianism or Mandaeism are, or what modern Judaism has to do with Essenes, Pharisees or Sadducees - or, in turn, what each of these movements (may or may not) have to do with the previous ones I listed.

            You built a strawman that implies the poster you replied to is trying to "ensnare" innocent lambs into disbelief, as if "daring" to pose genuine questions about the origin of modern "Christianity" is to condemn oneself to damnation, and that one should avoid it altogether.
            >So go ahead, sell your soul to them, get your gifts and let those wicked ones in.
            Huh, so you acknowledge their existence, then?
            >Then one day you feel an uncontrollable urge to go suck dick and prostitute yourself. Become an addict, abuse yourself. You suddenly feel a thirst for drinking blood?
            Questioning one's faith is not a slippery slope - you may be projecting a bit, here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop co opting Islamic paradise Jesus refers to nothing like that when speaking of his kingdom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does an omnipotent omniscient being get into conflicts with an angel that betrayed him? How can you even betray something that knew you'd betray them before you were even born? The whole point of fighting this being seems null since you know that he knows all outcomes.
      It's like me saying that I'm cheating at poker, I can see your cards, I can see all the cards in the deck and therefore can predict exactly what we'll have but you still want to play against me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It only makes sense once you realize YWHY evolved from one of many gods into the only god. The entire Old Testament is the story of YWHY attempting to flex on other deities and getting mad when things don’t go his way.

        Omnipotent and omniscient God is a later justification for monotheism

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          upon close scrutiny, monotheism really is just nonsensical compared to polytheism

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Satan is his slave.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like an extension of himself.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I created everything I don’t like and now I am mad
    >Now I will drown everybody knowing full well that it will not solve anything
    >*drowns everybody*
    >okay I couldn’t have known that wouldn’t solve anything so I promise not to do it again
    >Now to solve the problem of everything I hate being all over the place
    >I know! I’ll create the circumstances by which I will kill myself!
    >Oops. Looks like that didn’t solve anything either haha

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello little boy. I am going to have you born with your organs outside your body to teach your bawd MOTHER A LESSON ABOUT PREMARITAL SEX

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Abrahamic religions are mind viruses (all of them so christcucks can't cry about feeling singled-out)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >God gives Job all his riches
    >Twice
    >Doesn't elaborate
    >

    [...]

    God bad
    Thanks, very nice!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you'll let a man rape and kill your wife and children as long as he provides you a new wife to have children with? You'd thank him too and consider him merciful?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A man? Never. He doesn't own or grant anything. God does. Because he is merciful.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So the answer is yes.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christians love to talk about Adam and Eve getting knowledge of good and evil but then apparently God’s morality is ineffable when he’s doing highly heinous activities

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do we even still talk to christcucks
    they are a lesser life form

    • 2 months ago
      Chud Anon

      Because they’be been allowed to run amuck for too long without pushback

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you mean your family can't just be replaced by the autistic randos I conjured up?
    >That's it, you are SOOOOO going to the lac de feu!!!!!

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t-thank u, Y-YAHWEH
    >I … I am really sad and hurt tho
    >I hope I could help u tho
    >d-did you get w-what u wanted?

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