I'm so poor

I want this laptop so bad.
It was on sale for 899 like few days ago.

My budget is only 1,000 CAD max.
Frick my shit life.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want that trash?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty inspiron
    Sometimes poor people deserve to be poor. Buy a fricking used Latitude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NTA, but the issue with used laptops are their heavily worn batteries.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so get a new battery off the manufacturer's site if they sell them, or ebay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then replace the battery? Also get a desktop homosexual mine literally cost 30 CAD from a refurbishment center

          Some of us have jobs and gfs and our time is too valuable to spend doing manual labor. If you own a set of screwdrivers you're a poorgay, no different from hillbilly Cletus with his rusty '99 Ford Ranger crammed full of tools. This is why Apple glues everything shut. Non-poorgays don't get calluses on our fingers taking shit apart when we can afford to just buy new.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would rather a poorgay that knows how to replace a battery than a moronic Black person that buys the laptop equivalent of air jordans because he's insecure about his wealth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Having a life and repair tools are not mutually exclusive. Even tool owner can choose to approach a technician if time will be an issue.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am that hillbilly cletus but I drive an S10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Dell+Latitude+7490+Battery+Replacement/162174
        Is this really the end of the world for most of the morons on IQfy? You can even pay someone to do it for you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've used the shitty Chinese knock off batteries from ebay and they were fine too. It's probably the same 18650 batteries crammed in there anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then replace the battery? Also get a desktop homosexual mine literally cost 30 CAD from a refurbishment center

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats used latitude model am i looking at if i want something comparable to OPs model?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s basically just a glorified Chromebook.

    You can get MUCH better machines with that budget.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You can get MUCH better machines with that budget.
      examples?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/acer-aspire-3-15-6-laptop-silver-amd-ryzen-5-7520u-512gb-ssd-16gb-ram-windows-11-home/16670211
        https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/hp-15-6-laptop-natural-silver-amd-ryzen-7-5700u-512-gb-ssd-16-gb-ram-amd-radeon-graphics-windows-11/17389713
        https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/hp-15-6-laptop-jet-black-intel-n100-512-gb-ssd-8gb-ram-windows-11-home/16938172

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah all anon has to do is toss out the ryzen 7 for a r5 or a last gen r7 and save hundred or two, or get intel complete trash. much better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is anon going to use the computer for? That's the key question. The Intel laptop is there for a cheap new option is portability is important. Older gen laptop processors aren't night and day differences, especially if it's one generation apart. And the Ryzen 5 processor is a solid processor and more power efficient if you are worried about battery life (which anon has talked about replacing batteries in other posts)
            So my options shows different avenues OP can try out that puts them into a new laptop that is in Canada and at Best Buy, which is easy to find. How are you helping out?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is anon going to use the computer for? That's the key question. The Intel laptop is there for a cheap new option is portability is important. Older gen laptop processors aren't night and day differences, especially if it's one generation apart. And the Ryzen 5 processor is a solid processor and more power efficient if you are worried about battery life (which anon has talked about replacing batteries in other posts)
            So my options shows different avenues OP can try out that puts them into a new laptop that is in Canada and at Best Buy, which is easy to find. How are you helping out?

            Also the Ryzen 5 laptop put anon into ddr5 memory as well, so your move

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/acer-aspire-3-15-6-laptop-silver-amd-ryzen-5-7520u-512gb-ssd-16gb-ram-windows-11-home/16670211
          even older CPU, smaller SSD
          >https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/hp-15-6-laptop-natural-silver-amd-ryzen-7-5700u-512-gb-ssd-16-gb-ram-amd-radeon-graphics-windows-11/17389713
          consumer series shite with smaller SSD, identical to the dell OP posted
          at least it is considerably cheaper
          >https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/hp-15-6-laptop-jet-black-intel-n100-512-gb-ssd-8gb-ram-windows-11-home/16938172
          >N100
          really homie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/acer-aspire-3-15-6-laptop-silver-amd-ryzen-5-7520u-512gb-ssd-16gb-ram-windows-11-home/16670211
          Just put linux on it as soon as you get it out of the box.
          Sorted

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a used M2 Macbook

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >soldered ssd
      That's literally like buying used toilet paper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't like that at all, it's just a waste of money. I'd buy 10 soldered SSDs before I wiped someone else's shit on my ass.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me too bro. How do I make money?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sell your body. u can make like $300 if u let em hit it raw. $500 if its on video

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this only works for girls, and for 300 last I checked you actually needed to look good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if u start estrogen today u could be hot by summer. think about it. just sayin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im not already a twink so that's off the table

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            babe.... if u have a reason not to transition... and that reason is ANYTHING other than "i am a boy, i do not want breasts and soft skin"... i regret to inform u that ur trans as frick and shouldve been on hrt yesterday. a lot of trannies are just like u, afraid to start hrt bc they think they wont be attractive due to their starting point not being some arbitrary value. the only person who suffers in that calculation is u. why deny urself the chance at happiness? just sayin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon but let's be real here
            I DO want breasts and soft skin. I wish I was cute and frickable. I'd swallow schlong by the mile and jizz by the gallon if I was a girl. but in reality I'm a 35 years old 200 pound hairy dude and I'll never ever look remotely close to a woman
            I don't want to be a troon caricature, so I frick cute girls instead of being one

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its never too late to transition. medical science is incredible these days. 200 pounds is actually a great starting point. its easier to pass when u have some fat for the estrogen to rebalance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'll transition the day science manages to transfer my brain or my consciousness into an actual female body

            I MADE A THREAD ABOUT LAPTOP BUYING
            AND MID 30YOS WANNA TURN INTO CUTE GIRLS

            also

            what is the difference between

            AMD Ryzen™ 7 5700U 8-core/16-thread Mobile Processor

            and

            AMD Ryzen™ 7 7730U 8-core/16-thread Processor

            is there a major difference?

            the 7730U is more recent. if it's anything like desktop ryzens it's basically the same as going from the latest AM4 socket CPU to a current AM5 CPU

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the 7730U is more recent. if it's anything like desktop ryzens it's basically the same as going from the latest AM4 socket CPU to a current AM5 CPU

            too much nerd talk
            is it better/faster or not really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's a bit faster yeah. something like 10% from what I can find online

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >something like 10%
            thats fricking nothing

            guess im buying this
            lmfaooooo

            unless the 1k laptop goes on sale again and i buy it for 900 plus tax

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's a bit faster yeah. something like 10% from what I can find online

            It might be more power efficient, so you could get another 1h of battery life out of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It might be more power efficient, so you could get another 1h of battery life out of it.
            which amd cpu?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the 7730U

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i dont give a frick about 1hr extra battery
            only reason i wanna buy a new laptop is because i wanna give this laptop away to my dad cause the charger port is so frickin gay and it wont charge unless i play with the wires for 5 mins straight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not that anon but let's be real here
            I DO want breasts and soft skin. I wish I was cute and frickable. I'd swallow schlong by the mile and jizz by the gallon if I was a girl. but in reality I'm a 35 years old 200 pound hairy dude and I'll never ever look remotely close to a woman
            I don't want to be a troon caricature, so I frick cute girls instead of being one

            Mental illness

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im the Anon youre replying to here. Im indifferent to gender for personal preference but was hypothyzing about prostitution. Nobody fricks trannies, much less ugly ones, much less pays for the opportunity to do so.

            its never too late to transition. medical science is incredible these days. 200 pounds is actually a great starting point. its easier to pass when u have some fat for the estrogen to rebalance

            so this is why they repeat 'trust the science'. Science cant fully reverse hair loss but it can make you woman at 35. Stop deluding yourself.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can buy it without an OS, you might be able to shave off another 50 EUR, no idea what that is in CAD.
    Because you are definitely going to install Loonix on it, right anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because you are definitely going to install Loonix on it, right anon?
      yup
      arch linux

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based and archpilled

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thank u

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            posted from my Arch laptop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what laptop omg

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            MSI GF65-Thin 9SEXR
            bought it 4 years ago kek, it's holding up pretty well

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is it 1k CAD or no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            probably a lot less nowadays. I paid 1k€ for it 4 years ago, so maybe like 600-700 nowadays?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            probably a lot less nowadays. I paid 1k€ for it 4 years ago, so maybe like 600-700 nowadays?

            https://www.ebay.ca/itm/355303136739
            that's the exact model I have btw, I just added another ram stick to have 16GB in mine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ebay.ca/itm/226058535975
            nvm that one comes with an i7 and 32GB for the same price kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP I fear you don't know much about computers if you're having FOMO on that. I would say inform yourself, but instead just look at some tier lists for 2024 and go based on that. Your image is landfill-tier

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why cant poor people just save up a bit longer so they can buy non-trash? Ove never understood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why can't it be 899 for 2 months straight on sale

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a 13 year old used Thinkpad x201 with a busted battery and install gentoo on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no
      i want a new laptop
      NOW

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are so may decently powered machines for SOOOOOO much less - on ebay you can find them with a few scufss and thats it, still works fine. Just ALWAYS read everything, make sure it comes with a power cable - if there is no OS thats fine cuz Windows license keys are stored in the BIOS/Firmware

    https://www.ebay.com/itm/315276450823?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=33st0xj9tco&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Windows license keys are stored in the BIOS/Firmware
      Whut? Since when?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I typed "for dell machines' but its for dell machines, since like forever. Thats why when you reinstall windows on dell machines it doesnt ask for a license

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fricking shit, thanks for that info.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see the specs....
    >7th gen Ryzen
    ok
    >16gb Ram
    ok but...
    >LPDDR4
    soldered on and ddr4 no less
    >integrated graphics
    pssh
    >1tb SSD
    fine
    >1920 x 1200
    meme 16:10
    First thing I would do is check your local craigslist or facebook marketplace. You could find a nice used computer from there for easily half the price. With the savings, you could upgrade or fix some of the pieces that you are worried about and learn a thing or 2 from computers.
    Next, you could try some deals on eBay. Most of the things you get are covered by a 30 day return policy and eBay tends to side with the buyers if you receive something broken or what's not specified. Also, most sellers are helpful and can fix any problems you might have.
    If new is what you really desire, then look at your local electronics stores, like Best Buy or Micro Center. They can have some decent deals. I got a Asus TUF gaming laptop about 2 years ago for $749 USD with a 11th gen i5 and 4gb 3050ti laptop graphics and a 144hz 1080p screen. Had extra nvme slot for upgrading and adding on storage, and upgraded the RAM for $60 from 16gb to 32gb. And from the looks of my laptop to the one you want, could easily beat it in gaming/3d rendering (if that's what you're looking for).
    Also, if you're so poor, wishing for a $1000 laptop shouldn't be your priority.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you a cute woman? you can earn $1200 from me

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I MADE A THREAD ABOUT LAPTOP BUYING
    AND MID 30YOS WANNA TURN INTO CUTE GIRLS

    also

    what is the difference between

    AMD Ryzen™ 7 5700U 8-core/16-thread Mobile Processor

    and

    AMD Ryzen™ 7 7730U 8-core/16-thread Processor

    is there a major difference?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymqus

      compare with user benchmark, also you should consider gaymen designs since they usually have better venting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is there a major difference?
      No, 7730U is a rebrand 5700U. The third number on 7th gen laptops indicates CPU architecture, 3 is Zen 3 and 5th gen is Zen 3. They are the exact same chip just showing different model numbers to the operating system.

      it's a bit faster yeah. something like 10% from what I can find online

      [...]
      It might be more power efficient, so you could get another 1h of battery life out of it.

      Moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        5700U is a Zen 2 chip. Mobile Ryzen 5000s had both Zen 2 and Zen 3 chips.
        The 7730U is actually a rebrand 5825U, which is itself a rebranded 5800U.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >5700U is a Zen 2 chip. Mobile Ryzen 5000s had both Zen 2 and Zen 3 chips.
          Frick I forget. 7730U is a rebranded 5800U.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    before you transition try killing yourself

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I am poor
    >I want this 1000 CAD so bad
    Can't you just buy a cheaper one to make money first?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can order it then tell them you want to cancel the order and they will straight up knock 15% off the price for you not to cancel
    Not a bad deal after you do that, and yes they will do that even if the item is on sale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You can order it then tell them you want to cancel the order and they will straight up knock 15% off the price for you not to cancel
      i dont have time to do mental gymnastics on them bro, im not a Black person anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's one email dude lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SHUT THE FRICK UP b***h
          I WISH IT WAS ON SALE FOR 1 MONTH STRAIGHT

          NOW I CANT HAVE MY DELL LAPTOP AMD 7

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you deserve to stay poor
            if you want people to pity you dont show your yrue colors

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            HOW AM I FRICKING POOR WHEN I COULD AFFORD IT A WEEK AGO

            IT WAS 900 DOLLA

            FRICK YOUR MINDGAMES

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            didnt (you) say you were poor? 900 is not an amount you should be spending on a computer
            are you in the GTA?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You do, that’s why you’re poor

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    laptops are garbage
    buy a random laptop for $50 and spend the rest on a normal computer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymqus

      but i'm always at work

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s like $25 usd right? Sharpie in pooper and I’ll consider tossing you come change

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Save up some more money and buy a Macbook. Don't let pajeets and autists convince you to buy a shitpad and install shittux (backdoored malware)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shittux (backdoored malware)
      moron

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can you be poor if you live in canada?
    Go work gay, dont lose to pajeets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shittux (backdoored malware)
      moron

      I am that hillbilly cletus but I drive an S10

      777

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should switch to the US site the price will go down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but im from canada

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the low end on Intel processor generation one should go for when buying a second hand laptop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      8th gen i5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Arigatou

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >7730U
    No you don't. Buy a used elitebook 855 g8 for way less with an identical CPU.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even that good, just grab whatever is similar in specs holy shit
    Hell I spent less for a 7840U, it just doesn't have a gaymer GPU.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a t420 for like 80 bucks. I've had my shit for over 10 years and it still works great. Put an ssd, an extra ram stick, and some kinda linux in it and you're good to go. I've gone through like 4 desktops since I got it and not gotten a new laptop.

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