In theory, if I had a hypothetical neighbor across the street, with a metaphorical Ring doorbell and in this purely fictional scenario, me and my othe...

In theory, if I had a hypothetical neighbor across the street, with a metaphorical Ring doorbell and in this purely fictional scenario, me and my other neighbor (for some silly reason) really, really hated this, what would be the best way to get rid of/disrupt it?
obviously, in this scenario it'd be pointed at my door, ergo i couldn't simply spray paint or hit it.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laser beam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >laser beam
      in this hypothetical scenario, i'd still have to pretty close to it, right? what kind of distance can you get on them?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sledgehammer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Host a block party every week. Tell him he's not invited until he gets rid of his Ring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he seethes and calls the cops on you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate this guy so much. he moved in a while ago and didn't even come say hello once. they're the ultimate boomer goyim, ring doorbell, massive range rover 4x4, suburban house. i hate this homosexual so much. he doesn't even need a fricking ring doorbell, this is like the safest neighborhood in the world.
      >inb4 "soinionsboy rage"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't a Ring doorbell useful against Black porch pirates? If you like in a Black-free area then I suppose you're fine, but you should commend him for utilizing de-Blacking technology.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the last black person i saw was on holiday. i live in the whitest town in the world, and its fairly affluent too, ergo there's not much crime.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ffs quit saying ergo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOO STOP USING WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, if its pointed at your porch and nothing else is visible. You don't need to survey the whole neighbourhood for that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk patrol neighborhoods to look for things to steal. my neighbor got his trailer stolen on the same night that he got it, and it most likely done by someone that doesn't live around here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't sound like the safest neighborhood even in bronx if your first reaction to seeing his camera is to break it. That shit can help track down Black folk if they ever steal something from your house. Guess you're the Black person then?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make an excuse to visit the neighbor like welcoming them to the neighborhood or something. Wear no shoes, just fuzzy socks and rub them all over the grass and their "Live Laugh Love" welcome mat, building up a nice big static charge before ringing their doorbell. Without one of those anti-static wristband things, it'll be toast!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit this seemed just crazy enough to work, so I went over there, nonchalant as I could, rubbed socks all over, touched the Ring and nothing it didnt work. Then the butthole comes to the door asking why I stomped all over his new sod, I ran away but dropped my keys to my house and now idk if I should go back, or call a locksmith.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you also drop spaghetti on the floor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, now you're going to be the prime suspect when the doorbell gets fricked with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit this seemed just crazy enough to work, so I went over there, nonchalant as I could, rubbed socks all over, touched the Ring and nothing it didnt work. Then the butthole comes to the door asking why I stomped all over his new sod, I ran away but dropped my keys to my house and now idk if I should go back, or call a locksmith.

      I am sure i have seen these posts before, this thread already happened, what is going on? Is this groundhog day? TIME TO SEX STRANGERS

  5. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    >WAHHH MY NEIGHBOR HAS A RING DOORBELL WAHHH
    god youre such a useless, obnoxious homosexual. get over yourself pussy. do you freak out every time youre recorded in a store? what about when someone has a dashcam? when someone takes a picture of someone else in public and you walk into frame? fricking dweeb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Found the neighbor

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hide a Raspberry Pi with a wifi shield and a battery near his house and run a prolonged deauth attack against his wifi

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flipper zero

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it's wireless just point a cantenna at his door and blast it with deauths

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to goodwill
    >purchase old michaelwave
    >disassemble old michaelwave
    >remove magnetron and transgenderformer from michaelwave
    >construct metallic cone and insert magnetron and transformer into cone
    >point at neighbors camera
    >apply power
    >?????
    >profit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That would be a crime, DeShawn Gutierrez.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In this purely hypothetical scenario, I would suggest you stop stealing your """neighbor""" 's Amazon packages.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An inoffensive option is an infrared floodlight, fricks up the nighttime footage of basically your entire house.
    You can damage it with a high power laser pointer, but you will obviously be the first suspect for doing something like this without also staging a robbery kek

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