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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    men don't see women as people, which makes it impossible to write them as fully realized human beings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shakespeare failed to write women?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shakespeare failed to write women?
        Shakespeare wrote boys in skirts.

        Search your wiener, you know it to be true.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The taming of the shrew would disagree. I don't think there's a more accurate portrayal in all western literature.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Taming of the Shrew
            If you don't appreciate trans BDSM/domestic violence then I don't know why you're bothering to live.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men don't see women as people
      because they're not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        have sex

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          poop your pants

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hated him because he spoke the truth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are people. Just dumb people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They hated him because he spoke the truth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the funniest things in the world is when roastoids say some variation of men can't write women because they have no experience of a womans inner world, as if it isn't plainly obvious to all that nothing much goes on in there.

        Based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already reached this conclusion but still get mad at you stating it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        baited everyone award

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You spelled
      >women don't think or act like people
      wrong

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did your other bait thread get deleted? Anyway kys

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes. Other times women get angry because men write women too precisely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would you know what's precise

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Define "knowing"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      provide an example of this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She was a prostitute and a b***h, but mostly a prostitute
        That's as close to home as you can get

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in a creative writing course in college, I wrote a short story about a succubus leaving Hell and trying to reconnect with her human father. The beginning was deliberately written to be all sensuous before it turned wholesome, yet the only thing the person assigned to review my story had to say was that the first half was "a bit creepy." Looking back on it, she was right, but instead of realizing that this was the fricking intention of the story, she just assumed I was a mere pervert instead of a provocateur.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death and the author and all that. What you intend means nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in college, the professors would always call on me to explain the lewdest or strangest passages for some reason, and all my classmates would look at me like I was a weirdo when I gave the standard correct answer, as if I had written the damn passage or volunteered to expound on it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In their minds: Heh this is perfect for coomer anon
        >Hey coomnon, wanna read this part for us please *smirk*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    replace it with 'vegana' and yeah

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like
    >Female writers writing what they think male writers write about female characters.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try to avoid this even though I do like boobs and want to write about them. I won't bring them up unless there's some reason to mention them and there rarely is. I think it's a double standard though because I've seen books written by women where they mention breasts all the time for no reason at all, the same way men aren't allowed to even mention noncon but women are allowed to indulge their rape fantasies all they want. But that's just life.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to see a compilation of murakami's moronic descriptions of breasts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it makes sense in this case. He wants to make her feel better about having small breasts by saying they make her look smart because the opposite of her would be a big titty bimbo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's two women talking btw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That makes even more sense then.
          >Nah gurl your fine just the way you are. If anything, big boobs make you look like a bawd n stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is great imagery. I know exactly what intellectual breasts are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a shitty translation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. I'm gonna borrow that, whenever someone posts any passage or extract I'll just reply
        > what a shitty translation
        and refuse to elaborate whatsoever

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t matter. Women keep reading men anyway.
    It’s not like they can entertain themselves

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is a suggestion b***h, stop reading books that are made for men nobody cares about your bugaboo

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Read books written by men
    >Watch tv shows written by men
    >Play games made by men
    They love male writing thoughever? They only say what you say if they want to promote female writers.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dirty bawds love it.
    They will always come crawling back and begging for more abuse and degradation
    Filthy sows

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop reading coomer shit.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was pretty good until the last sentence admittedly

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > :laugh hard pooping emoji: :laugh hard cumming emoji:
      >All in good humour ofcourse!!!!
      Can't make fun of em without these.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand why women got caught up in the culture of attaching pictures of themselves to literally everything they do, say, or think, but how did men? TikTok is turning men even more into women than they already are, which I didn't think was possible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are somewhere that appears
        gender neutral enough
        >Men will go there
        You need to go back a couple of decades to really get to the source of the behaviour you describes but this is the main drive anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick man, mustve misclicked something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, got that pic from here a few days ago and knew it would come in handy.
        Tiktok is cancer. Social media is cancer. The OP's pic is fricking cancer and a lie, like

        >Read books written by men
        >Watch tv shows written by men
        >Play games made by men
        They love male writing thoughever? They only say what you say if they want to promote female writers.

        said.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time a woman tries write a male character it's either an angry/ugly rapist or this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or a soft male in touch with himself a la harry poofta

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even so, the worst male character I've ever seen in that regard was written by a man, and without a hint of irony nor satire.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is pretty much the plot of pride and prejudice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's absolute garbage. But you know, the male lead is autist coded? We can use that to our advantage, bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they describing me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The smarter ones (e.g. Jane Austen) make their male heros believable by adding some flaws:
      >he was too rough on the outside
      >he was too rich
      >he had too many women lusting after him
      >he had a scar from when he killed a bear bare handed

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, women do it too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, not as bad as the last sentence though
      >but now she was at the door, and then she was gone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't all be winners.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So odd that it becomes interesting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have been trying to figure out how to shill Autobiography of Red for months. It's fricking bizarre all the way through.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever seen an omniscient third person oggle like this

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all for avoiding lust indulging material, but I doubt the ones complaining about this are conservative prudes like I am.

    Do they also think men's physical attributes aren't accentuated in those romance historical novels?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a psyop to get women to read even more books written by women. Why bother picking up a book by a le heckin old dead guy when their writing probably objectifies women.
      That's genuinely what accompanies these types of comments.
      t. tumblrgay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It deeply disturbs me that you're right and not only does this insidious bullshit eliminate some of the greatest writing from the discussion, it also kills all criticism of what remains.

        Every time a woman tries write a male character it's either an angry/ugly rapist or this.

        It gets (slightly) more complex but you're not ready for that discussion. This is the most popular male character in fiction.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >20 foot wingspan
          >coward
          >spends days in the bathroom
          >wangsts literal sludge
          >castle is made of trash
          >literally heartless
          >welsh
          >like, massive fricking coward and a whiny b***h on top
          >laaaaazy
          I can fix him.

          Damn, what women really want is pretty fricked up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He also seemed pretty rich. He was also a literal killing machine meanie except to sophie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's this from? I'm not well versed in anime

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Howl's moving Castle. Christian Bale did the english dub.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should have guessed. Never watched it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comfy movie. Howl knew damn well what he was doing with that insecure b***h wearing a sun hat. I want an insecure woman in a sun hat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Book Howl and Sophie are both c**ts. You should really read the book, it's fricking great.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Insecure woman dyes her hair a weird color after a spiritual journey
            Most realistic part about the movie.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Nicholson in that one movie said it best

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of that scene in Platform where Valérie looks at her breasts in the mirror

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that maleoids like boobs?!?! How simply laughable.

    Anyway, back to reading my favourite new series. It's about a plain Jane self insert. The werewolf-vampire-fae-demon-king is fighting for her love, and god - who also wants to frick her - won't stand for it.

    After fricking everything that moves, she becomes the most powerful magic user in existence times infinity

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What author writes woman the best? I've heard lots of people say they would put Tolstoy in that category.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Torrance

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, women writing men
    >he was tall with big strong hands the size of toilet lids, he smelled of cedar and smoke as he approached me with a predatory gait. He growled in my ear, his shoulders really wide, and his huge dick throbbing to the rhythm of my heartbeat as he ravished me animalistically. He was also really rich btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad used to work with a guy with inordinately sized hands before. Everyone used to refer to him as 'shovels'.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        based, would like to see him run a youtube channel where he works with something really small, like painting miniatures or building ships in bottles

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. not really. Men don't focus that much on breasts. It's a meme.
    Literally can't think of one erotic scene I've read written by a man, where it goes "she had massive breasts", because nothing about that is sexy to read. It's just funny.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >describing actions rather than internal hall of emoting mirrors sifting them through the bottomless abyss of defective naval gazing subjectivity

    Not wrong. Not entirely--

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cassandra mediated her mediation, not by negation, but rather by negating the negation in the form of the resolution of the antagonism but yet not the contradiction. She stretched, her breasting lifting with her arms as she greeted her husband. "Father Prussia," she orgasmed, "I can not possess you, but you can possess my son for your bloody war machine, kill more frenchmen." Her enormous nipples papped at the thought of feeding yet another boy soldier. "At least I don't have to frick Schopenhauer," she boobed tittily.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men invented women.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >his huge, strong, elegant, father-like hands gripped my throat and he began to squeeze, paternally.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Emma Bovary is a famous bimbo of world literature.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I had been pretending not to notice him across the party when he caught me staring at him. He was 6'' 5', in a hand tailored suit. He was hard not to notice. He stood in the corner and glared penetratingly at me, while I pretending I was blushing about something ny friends had said. After my friends left to get another drink he stalked across the room toward me, each long stride revealing the outline of his enormous package.
    >suddenly he was close. Almost unbearably close. He stopped abruptly and the ice in his whisky rattled. He smelled like leather and wood and father's office. He waited until I opened my mouth to speak before immediately cutting me off.
    >"You're Emma, right?" He growled, billionairishly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He waited until I opened my mouth to speak before immediately cutting me off.
      >>"You're Emma, right?" He growled, billionairishly.
      Kek

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >obligatory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bill may have gone second but set the tone of the homework with his first sentence. They clearly had bad blood before this assignment and the professor was trying to have them fall in love or something.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >women uses something as an excuse to attention prostitute about her physical appearance
      I am so tired of seeing women's pretty faces

      The last 100 years of human civilization has been like someone shoving wedding cakes studded with gemstones into my face, I FRICKING GET IT, THEY TASTE LIKE SUGAR AND GEMSTONES ARE COLORFUL AND PRETTY, I DON'T FRICKING CARE, I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING OTHER THAN GEM STUDDED CAKES

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are experiencing dopamine burnout sir

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, he's right. He's essentially just saying what the purple Agent K scene from 2049 was saying with less words.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >men writing women
      >it's actually the usual woman written semi-rape fantasy
      no man would even think about something as disgusting as a "period", all the less writing about it

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Female equivalent is like

    >"Hank Fragman woke up to the rays of sun streaming closer to his face than most as he was 6ft4 and therefore closer to said sun cascading over his big hands. He stretched, but not too much or he would bump into the ceiling, because he was very tall, and he rubbed his square jaw. He got out of bed and put on a pair of trousers too long for a regular man but he and his tallness fit into them and fit well. He six-foot-foured his way towards the stairs and promptly monied down them, in a moneying sort or saunter."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      missing the part where it's noted he smells like pine and citrus and man. also needs more mentions of his abs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >over his big hands

      Meanwhile, women writing men
      >he was tall with big strong hands the size of toilet lids, he smelled of cedar and smoke as he approached me with a predatory gait. He growled in my ear, his shoulders really wide, and his huge dick throbbing to the rhythm of my heartbeat as he ravished me animalistically. He was also really rich btw

      >with big strong hands the size of toilet lids

      this is just like my japanese comics!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to buy a stack of $1 romance novels so we can go through them together?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      start with tangled by emma chase, please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You think the prose in these will be good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sheikh
          >billionaire
          >billionaire
          >royal
          >tycoon
          liberal women who seethe about melania trump wrote these

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought I grabbed the same book twice, but no it is just a recurring theme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because she actually writes. Hang on I've just got home, we'll crack them in a bit. New thread or keep it in this one?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'm having second thoughts about trying to actually read this stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok he abducts her on his yacht in the next chapter after gently treating the mild head wound she is about to receive. But she is fine with it and marries him or something because the guy pissed off her dad and is apparently the only man to have never expressed sexual interest in her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      skip ahead to the smut

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hang on there's lots of descriptions of his hard, hairy, masculine body while steering his yacht to get through.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Keep in mind that they are alone on his yacht after a surprisingly civil abduction.
        >man I wish a hot older confident sexy millionaire who pretends he isn't attracted to me would abduct me so I can try to provoke him
        The next little bit over the page he tells her to put some fricking clothes on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i hope you're having fun, anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure how much of it I can handle.
            But it is good to know that women are no less cringe when describing breasts than men.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and her nipples haven't even pebbled yet!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >broad masculine thumb

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you do know the rule of thumb, don't you anon? misbehaving women surely do, and they instinctively crave that sort of discipline

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >heated musk

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol OP your quote had me literally geeking out tbh. It was pretty lit.

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