Itoddlers on suicide watch

Itoddlers on suicide watch

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf. Cancelling my order now.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's your cuckvision time, honey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised this b***h even has $3500, she hasn't been e-famous since Digg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's been on apples payroll since she got big dancing recording herself with the display model iMacs at an apple store 15 years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate women as a rule but I Justine triggers some kind of extra special disdain that I can’t even explain. I just hate her fricking face.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't even know who the frick she is lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Early YouTube celebrity that got big as basically an iPod/iPhone shill/reviewer (hence the iJustine name). Surprised she’s still around and being watched tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when Tim Cook starts reading sissy hypno scripts to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, she's married?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that there was a period of 2 years here that mods absolutely didnt bother to delete on sight the obvious paid shill threads of her every time she had a video up makes me still cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like an ugly Blake blossom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For BMC

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still puts the pussy on the chainwax.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Porn is bad for you.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ahahahahahaha. Apple the moral police.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > buy something DRMed to hell and back
      > capable of recognizing objects on the fly
      Stallman warned us for a long time, it's a jail and this time, it's just more physical, wrapping around your head.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU CAN'T DO THAT
    >ONLY APPROVED FUN IS ALLOWED
    >LIKE YOUR DISNEY PLUS APP THAT COMES PREINSTALLED (SUBSCRIPTION NOT INCLUDED)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about
      it doesnt even come with youtube lmao
      even approved fun is off limits for goyim

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's happening in this video?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do zoomers really?? do you not know that people clone credit cards??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clone? How would that even work? The cards come straight from the bank.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know you can just buy magstripe writers right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where I am you can't usually use the stripe for a credit card, usually have to use the chip. Would be more worried about someone stealing mine and making a bunch of contactless transactions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some nig discovers a skimmer installed on the terminal. Probably spotted the installation process, I've seen how people work in pairs, one asks a cashier to show something, while another man quickly grabs it out of the bag and slams it on in about 15 seconds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          very naive anon. it's obvious that the cashier is the one doing it lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much, he even looks indian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fake and gay. It's always the owners doing it, then when they get caught they tell a wiener and bull story like yours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the hardware version of key logger, sirs were afraid when they were caught.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sirs caught by Black person stealing
      Pottery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the simulation has intensified

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normally I let people do their thing, but this is Christ flipping tables in the temple level of rage.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I know what I'm not going to buy.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if people buy apple products to satisfy their cuck fetish

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple needs to integrate DignifAI

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying apple products
    >thinking you own it and could do what you want
    Normies never learn.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't work
    Why not? You mean i can't upload my own videos to the 1TB drive? I can't open any website i want?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats funny is the lenses are made out of plastic, not glass and scratches easily if you clean them. Even my shitty meta Quest 2 had glass lenses as does my meta quest 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like theres reports of the speaker bands breaking, thankfully they are replacable but they are brittle. the lenses scratch, the face easily shatters, they made the part that matters the least out of glass and the part you want to be glass for optical clarity out of plastic. Apple truly understands their customer base. Typing this from my m2 15" macbook air. I have no interest in the vision pro whatsoever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh and the head band is extremely flammable, so dont cook around it and keep it away from open flames.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like theres reports of the speaker bands breaking, thankfully they are replacable but they are brittle. the lenses scratch, the face easily shatters, they made the part that matters the least out of glass and the part you want to be glass for optical clarity out of plastic. Apple truly understands their customer base. Typing this from my m2 15" macbook air. I have no interest in the vision pro whatsoever.

      Most normal reading glasses are made out of plastic too. They're lighter, offer UV protection, they're more durable and safe in case it falls to the ground or you hit your face.

      I'd say not getting small glass shards into my eyeballs is a nice feature. Meta (formerly Facebook) is, as always, doing it wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol the absolute cope
        Your eyes don't really care if it's glass or plastic shards ripping them apart.
        Also where do these uv rays come FROM inside the device?
        >Most normal reading glasses
        No what you mean is 'cheap'. It's the $1 discounter reading glasses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plastic doesn’t shatter like glass does. That’s the point, brainlet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Let's remove real glass to prevent glass related injuries
            >Let's make all phone screen protectors out of glass to prevent scratches we get with polymer ones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No you idiot, but plastic doesn't break like glass does.
          >cheap ones
          No you idiot. Expensive glasses use polycarbonate and other proprietary plastics. Glass lenses are rare because they're heavier and dangerous. You have to request glass lenses which, again, nobody does.
          >where do these UV rays come FROM inside the device?
          Holy shit you're actually moronic. On that sentence I was obviously talking about the benefits of plastic lenses on reading glasses.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're the moron. Almost all prescription lenses are made out of plastic, just because it "feels" like glass doesn't mean it is you ape brained motherfricker.
            https://www.glasses.com/gl-us/blog/what-are-glasses-made-of

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meant to reply to

            Lol the absolute cope
            Your eyes don't really care if it's glass or plastic shards ripping them apart.
            Also where do these uv rays come FROM inside the device?
            >Most normal reading glasses
            No what you mean is 'cheap'. It's the $1 discounter reading glasses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lighter
        I'm just imagining this anons head slamming into his desk when he puts on glass lens glasses because his atrophied muscles can't hold it up like a cartoon2h8

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesnt work even i l open it in Safari browser?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it not have a web browser?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need VR porn.
    Buying this means you're getting fricked in the ass by apple.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you spend so much money when you can buy a perfectly fine chastity device for about $200 baka

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see why they wouldn't put it in their marketing material, and for me that's already a red flag. An ambiguous answer or no answer at all means it can't do it, and that's a dealbreaker, coz I don't ever plan on owning more than one set of VR goggles

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its like VHS vs Beta all over

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iTODDLERS BTFO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baste

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    99% VR porn is literally just a 180 degree stereoscopic video.
    So unless the vision pro can not play videos they'd have to use some sort of fingerprinting / machine vision system to identify porn and refuse to play it.
    And I doubt they are doing that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The system video player only supports Apple's special snowflake 3D format that no-one uses.
      There is one third-party player for standard SBS video, but it doesn't seem to work very well. One-star reviews across the board.
      The browser is supposed to support WebXR, so VR porn sites should work in theory, but apparently they don't in practice as of right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The system video player only supports Apple's special snowflake 3D format that no-one uses.
        Ah ok lol.
        >here is one third-party player for standard SBS video, but it doesn't seem to work very well. One-star reviews across the board.
        But that situation will last a week max, spinning up a workable SBS video player won't take longer than that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spinning up a workable SBS video player won't take longer than that.
          it's apple anon, so everything has to be proprietary and approved by apple. so the situation will last as long as apple decides it will.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But that situation will last a week max, spinning up a workable SBS video player won't take longer than that.
          No one outside India wants to develop for Apple's crap after how they jerked around iOS devs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3D format that no-one uses.
        that's their DRM, other headset won't be able to play any of appleshit
        oh well
        i wonder if you could sideload 'normal' player on it

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can get VR porn on your iphone lol just get one of those cardboard things

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, is safari not available?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i pay 3,5k on computer goggles they better work for porn and suck me off at the same time

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW do they know?
    Do they monitor in real time what you watch?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead on arrival

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need the running into things video

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chastity
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't watching porn in public still considered a sex crime?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it isn't I predict a future epidemic of public "over-the-pants" rubbing gooners.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rubbing gooners.
        they existed before VR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aaron chia's younger years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If nobody else can see it or hear it then no.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are meant to film your own porn and store in icloud

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which way IQfy?
    $3500 Apple Vision Pro: https://youtu.be/LmcWMjBpYBU?si=6PIHQE6aOuxFJp1C
    $380 Chink AR glasses: https://youtu.be/8gM4x12RSzE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >VR with fake AR capabilities
      >real AR

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psvr2 also made this insane decision. Sony locked their ecosystem and didn’t make it backwards compatible with psvr. Low adoption rate meant no one bothered to make media player apps for the device. Some were announced but afaik no one followed through and it’s been like a year since release. No youtube vr, no vr movie player at all from Sony or any 3rd party afaik.
    Its like these companies want products to fail. They sit in boardrooms and they all think to themselves about how customers are ultimately going to use the thing to jerk off all the time but no one wants to be the one to bring that up in a board meeting so it gets ignored and their product ends up missing out on the one feature that the miscreant public actually wants

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    APPLE CORPO SHILL THREAD.
    I WILL NOT BUY YOUR moronic PIECE OF SHIT ESPIONAGE DEVICE.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem as I won't buy one, but: If you're a based eurochad this shouldn't be an issue as they need to allow third party applications

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coomer itoddlers btfo

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porn is by definition chastity as it isn't designed with the intent of making you reproduce, actually it's getting your libido in control to prevent you from reproducing, that's the ultimate cuckoldry.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh this headset is so lame 3500 USD for what??? The same VR gimmicks that have already been done, using menus with your eyes soooooo lame.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good.
    Coomers are a disgusting demographic.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I CAN'T COOM
    humanity is really going places huh

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