ITT:?

Rules

>post one line in each post
>first line posted is chosen if it follows the below rules
>Every line has to be in Iamic Pentameter
>Rhyme structure is AABB (every set of 2 lines have to rhyme)
>a line cannot end with a syllable that is impossible to rhyme
>try to follow the story somewhat

For pseuds:
https://versepad.com/write

I'll start
>The board with pseuds abounding, of that place

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we aren’t pseuds, normalgays are a disgrace

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "normalgays" is a Cretic and brakes the meter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And pseuds isn’t a word

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neither is normalgays

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes neither are recognized as iambic pentameter in your link

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's just a supplement, you have to do some work with fitting the maymay words into the meter, usually by checking the source word (the first syllable of "pseudo" is stressed, so "pseud" is stressed as a whole, "normal" is a trochee while so the first 2 syllables of "normalgay" are too)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >screamed the pledditor; huffing farts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And amidst all of the, OP is a gay

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which are the valid verses until the moment?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none, so you can get the second one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only OP's and there won't be any more either. He should have gone with a limerick or something actually achievable, but he had to be a huge homosexual.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The board with pseuds abounding, of that place
    >sing Mousai, the best of the race

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The board with pseuds abounding, of that place
    >OP was up shitposting; King of Gays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet one brave redditor alone arrived
      >To cow him into silence; so he strived

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tearful seething from OP and sissies;
        >this pseud can't even into Ulysses

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And has he even read the book of jest?
          >With posts like these thought they it laid to rest

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *they thought it laid to rest

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a young sailor from Brighton,
    Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
    She replied, "Bless my soul,
    You're in the wrong hole;
    There's plenty of room in the right one."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There once was a poster from IQfy,
      whose prose was the purest of shit,
      he huffed his own farts,
      as he mangled the arts,
      "pseuds don't get my postmodern wit."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On the Breast of a woman named Gale
      was tattooed the price of her tail
      and on her behind
      for the sake of the blind
      was the same information in braille.

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