Itt shortest story you possibility write

Itt shortest story you possibility write

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I am pregnant.”
    “But we never had sex?”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lets shorten it
      “I’m pregnant”
      “I’m sterile”

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You suffer, but why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EEEEUUUUUHHHH

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed's feed and seed; formerly Chuck's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For sale: Condoms, never worn.

      Here lies Anon. He never scored.

      https://i.imgur.com/2tx5BvW.png

      I am become loser, the destroyer of wealth

      Upvoted

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you accept trades?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is pepsi okay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you had baby shoes? I'll trade you a set of 1992 McDonald's Batman Returns collectors cups. We can celebrate our exchange by drinking some of your Pepsi out of them.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus wept.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A noun and a verb. A complete thought. And about the Son of God. This anon wins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guð grét. Shorter, fewer syllables and a real language.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, funny lines on top of your standard alphabet don't make it a "real language".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >YAY OLDEY pub!
          You don't even know your own "language", everything in it is a bad imitation of some real language. When you're not badly copying the divine tongue of kings you're doing the same thing with Latin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >types in "my" language
            Stay seething.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: Condoms, never worn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Let's check the early life section."
      A comedy.

      An anon's dick, never used.

      )

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      an open ending. We can interpret this in many ways, but the way i would, is that a man ( the setting is ambiguous ) was looking forward to have a relation with a woman ( for the first time or otherwise ) then got let down or backstabbed and had no use for the condoms anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me. I backed out of sex and decided to be a volcel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can do better:
      > For sale: Condom, used.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I sure hope I don't get raped tonight"
    then I heard the Wumpagoniac hiding under my bed start giggling

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here lies Anon. He never scored.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life stinks.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't breathe. - George Floyd

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am become loser, the destroyer of wealth

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought of happiness, I cut the dick- ACK

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Let's check the early life section."
    A comedy.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Burgers?"
    1 word I win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this guy wins:

      For sale: Condoms, never worn.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jews.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truly horrifying, felt anxious and robbed the whole time, 10gorillion/10

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benis in bagina

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dildo vaggins

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Constipation.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An anon's dick, never used.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And a little bit of chicken, fried

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: baby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never born

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a superreality.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person nigged

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the contranatant salmon died post-nut.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      winrar

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It (“it” referring to that bastard (who shall not be named (for he is a bastard*~~ died. Good!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight, alone, again.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Six-word story: by Hemingway, never-written. Misattributed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8 words
      >b-b-but the compounds-
      What a mess. Clean yourself up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hemingway's unwritten six word story: misattributed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WINNER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit post, source?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual OP:
    stop posting,
    you gay

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neovegana. Closed wound. Never dilated.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP = homosexual

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale, Infinite Jest. Never read

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For sale, Infinite Jest. Never eaten

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Empire rises, men great, decadence destroyed.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: Condoms. Never used.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the ring on her finger.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Peter Jackson has begun filming for the sequel to lord of the rings"

    Sadly im not kidding either.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between the loins I found her penis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Between the lions, I found my pride.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baby genocide; I am a pitbull

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >baby born in phillipines

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "nah"

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "He never married."

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dick in hand, again.

    [I win.]

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her penis.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We regret to inform you we will not move forward with your application.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Have No Dick, And I Must Coom

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sus

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am old and alone and my right hand has gone numb.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: penis, never used.
    Looking for vegana.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clearance: cradle, unused.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wut timmy gon do?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct ""Schizophrenic""

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus is LORD

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit pants
    Date ruined

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was the nicest woman that I never met.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then how would you know that she was the nicest one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tried to allude to something like parasocial relationship. Failed I guess.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not on my face, Judas

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cut her hair. We broke up.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pink flowery pussy petals, oh so warm and wet.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly, pants have been shat.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rabbi owns pornhub.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk tongue my anus.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale, Black person buck, never broken.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: condoms, never used

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: sphincter, never penetrated

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The emo boy wore his heart on his sleeve

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White wiener, never cut.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She saw himself in the mirror

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: Black person, never worked.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't knock on the wall, kiddo. What would you do if something knocks back?

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He came. But I didn't.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

    SSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Spanish there's this

    Cuento imposible: "onions tan feliz"

    Impossible story: "I'm so happy"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Spanish anons literally unable to communicate because of filter
      top lol

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verification (not) required

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale:
    baby,
    worn.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: chuck's frick and suck

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I fricked your mom"
    "No shit, dad"

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "women"
    - anon

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get your hand off my penis!

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: You're mom

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: burger never eaten

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    House falls down.
    Boy goes outside.
    Outside is very danger.
    Boy becomes man.
    Saves the school and makes babies.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For sale: butthole, frequently torn.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Russians never home?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too horny

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP: Gay.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On second thought, I can do shorter.

      >"Live!"

  88. 3 weeks ago
    ⽕ I V S E I ⽕

    ―Um, sweatheart?

    —Very.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to find the edge of the earth,
    I still haven't found it.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a vampire, I'm a slave; a slave to the daylight, hence my grave

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a very good bad boy.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hated it at first
    then i saw her on the table
    such cadavers keep me sane

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You have been warned", the new poster said.

    But as the rain eroded away this moralizing veneer, one could plainly see that the original poster was a gay.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my sister's pussy tasted of dad's cum.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20 years old, it's over.

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