jesus christ lmao. this is a bit much

jesus christ lmao. this is a bit much

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as long as they are banned client side its good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There would be no way to force this on server side really
      You would have to patch it into the Linux kernel if you would want something like that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you see, son, back in your old man's day, people used to use "password" as a password

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still do for every bullshit account that I am required to make that still allows me to do it. What annoys me is that many do not. Why do I need an ultra-complex password for Spotify or some random shoe store or whatever that doesn't even store my financial information? Frick that.

      I've literally never had a weak password hacked, because cybersecurity risk has virtually nothing to do with password complexity.

      No one is doing random dictionary attacks on remote servers anymore because those are the easiest attacks to defeat by simply limiting the number/frequency of requests. Modern hacks are either (1) individual "hacks" where someone types their password into a fake/compromised website or software (including local viruses); or (2) large scale hacks where entire databases are stolen. Password complexity does literally nothing to deter either of those.

      inb4correcthorsebatterystaple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did you end your post with a bunch of asterisks?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought IQfy hides passwords…?

          ***********

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is that what this is? does it censor the password to my IQfy account or just any password I have from other services too?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >jesus christ lmao. this is a bit much
            you might just be a moronic monkey.

            do Black folk still fall for this shit bait? gas yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers have trained themselves to self-censor words

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i just switch to russian keyboard when i want to say пiggeг on social media. auto detect bot usually too stupid to catch it on l33t

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude, just do this for shitty throwaway passwords
        tr -dc A-Za-z0-9 `~!@#$%^&*()_+-=[];',./{}:"|<>?\\ </dev/urandom | head -c $1; echo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter password
    >I can't let you do that Dave

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you even need passwords can't it just text you a code

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oo, yu got a loicense fur that password gov’?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > install VM to test something out
    > set admin password to 1234
    > "Oi, unlock the door, this is the constabulary!"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The actual law bans weak default passwords on stuff like routers, not weak passwords in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's still overreach.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love security theater. Just wait for Google to promote the Next Big Nothing and rush to blog about it while ignoring real security.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just ban one more thing this will surely help the economy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how bout:
    they do this to force people into using pw managers
    bc they pwn the pwms?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oi kaffir, your passphrase must contain at least two holy names of Allah and such like

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use password manager to generate random password
    >inside the random string of characters and numbers is the word dicky
    >all accounts locked and a swat team is dispatched to your location

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I have no password on my phone.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.spiceworks.com/it-security/identity-access-management/news/uk-tackles-cyberattacks-bans-poor-password-choices/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better late than never, I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better late than never, I guess.

      Nanny state.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boost cybersecurity
    >same country that restricts e2ee
    ?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    broadband routers were once vulnerable to dictionary attacks, through their default passwords
    EE is one of the worst offenders when it came to this

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not good enough. Phones need gas sensors and you must put in 1/4th of your 32 digit PIN, then put the phone under your left arm pit, then second 1/4th of your 32 digit PIN then right arm pit, then 3rd 1/4th of your 32 digit PIN then in between butt cheeks, then finally the last 1/4th of your 32 digit PIN and all this has to be done in 7 seconds. Get it wrong 3 times and your phone bricks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I propose having a dna sensor and every time you want to unlock your phone you just bukkake the screen and it'll check if the semen is yours.
      this would greatly increase the amount of sexy lock screen wallpapers.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is anyone defending this?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oi, mate. Ave u got a loicense for at weak ass passward

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >as he posted on anime board

    [...]
    Nanny state.

    Yeah basically

    how is anyone defending this?

    Idiots and the corporate suits that benefit from this

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