Let's say you became immortal. What's your plan to become rich? How would you earn billions?

Let's say you became immortal. What's your plan to become rich? How would you earn billions?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    work for any wage for long enough

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i was immortal i'd kms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. No way, even rich, do I want to be here anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but then you realize you can't kys because you are eternal and then the suffering really begins

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically you could just wage long enough to be a billionaire.
    No downsides.
    It's guaranteed as long as you can find any sort of employment.
    Goes faster if you have professional work.
    If you wished to safely invest 5% of your yearly salary you could speed up the process somewhat with Index funds like the S&P.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I said idiot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who asked?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stake 2 polkadot for 10 million years.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would I care about money if I'm immortal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want to be homeless?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair you can just frick off in the woods and rebuild a micro civilization there with 0 starting income, he is right.
        The biggest reason any thinking man is forced to participate in society is that there is not enough time to do that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah when you put it that way the choice becomes clear actually.
          Immortal?
          Dont work for schlomo.
          Go work for yourself, build a utopia for yourself.
          Immortality, not just "non-aging", wouldnt that mean no food or water necessary?
          If your body isnt the limiting factor, you can do whatever the frick you want.
          Why even be a billionaire when it would be more important to frick with the physical world?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Theoretically you could be immortal and still need to eat to do things. Perhaps you'd just go into some kind of cryptobiosis if you starved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably one of the better questions I've heard here.

          This is a good point, although it ignores the fact that you would still want to be comfortable as an immortal.

          A big question is, when do you start being an immortal, now or thousands of years ago? If thousands of years ago, you would have had time to build up enough wisdom to follow the major events of history and invest in those opportunities, such as marrying your way into merchant guilds of the early Renaissance and getting lots of land during the Homestead Act, etc. If starting today, you would get a degree (or forge it I guess), land a high paying career, invest into duplexes that you could househack (one per year until you have a same real estate empire that covers all your expenses), invest the rest into BTC, NVDA, AI, etc.

          Eventually, though, the survalleince state would endanger immortals, as was encountered in the movie Highlander. Technology made it possible in that movie to link his modern signature to a signature made hundreds of years earlier. With all the technology today and in the future, they could identify you with face ID, gait detection, etc, making it difficult if not nigh impossible for your to roll over your accounts from generation to generation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do I care? I'm immortal. I would probably spend my days like a mad scientist somewhere far away from people. I have all the time in the world I can learn and build anything.

        To be fair you can just frick off in the woods and rebuild a micro civilization there with 0 starting income, he is right.
        The biggest reason any thinking man is forced to participate in society is that there is not enough time to do that.

        Yeah when you put it that way the choice becomes clear actually.
        Immortal?
        Dont work for schlomo.
        Go work for yourself, build a utopia for yourself.
        Immortality, not just "non-aging", wouldnt that mean no food or water necessary?
        If your body isnt the limiting factor, you can do whatever the frick you want.
        Why even be a billionaire when it would be more important to frick with the physical world?

        this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being a mad scientist is a cool idea but owning a big lab,building,materials etc also have his price

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >boys with immortality
          I would probably spend my days like a mad scientist somewhere far away from people. I have all the time in the world I can learn and build anything.

          >girls with immortality
          im your great great great great grandmother.
          really?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Work and save keeping the money in assets rather than fiat. No need to gamble in this case. Just slow and steady until I can afford to stop slaving for someone else and then make my own business.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd buy a single share of GameStop

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You may encounter some problems when everyone else realises you're immortal. It's harder to remain anonymous the more assets you have, so probably crypto is your best bet.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need for money really, don't need shelter, food or water. Unless you get a new I'd every so often it will be hard to get work, no one is going to employ a guy born in 1856. If the military finds out your immortal you will be test rabbit for a long time.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would join the local circus as the amazing immortal man. After a few centuries of grinding people would realize it's not a gimmick and the director could up the ticket prizes.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about money if youre immortal
    Kek
    I would unironically be a wagie and do it for free if I were immortal. Try to find a cure for cancer or some cliche shit like that to improve humanity.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Set up a crypto wallet on the Base network using Coinbase Wallet. If you prefer using MetaMask or another wallet, follow the steps docs.base.org/docs/using-base/ to connect it to the Base network.

    2. Transfer Ethereum (ETH) directly to your Base network wallet, or send it to your Ethereum wallet and bridge it to Base using one of the bridges: superbridge.app/base or brid.gg/base

    3. Go to Uniswap and enter contract address to perform a swap. Make sure your wallet is connected to the Base network.

    contract address: 0xAb4656b1E2435f06a3bC7cC5E5B7D09fe71cAd91

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If you prefer using MetaMask or another wallet,
      I still prefer metaMask wallet cos push protocol actually keeps my notifs fresh,
      No more missin' out on dumps or moonshots
      gotta give them credit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purchase one (1) chain link token ($LINK)

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could basically do the same thing everyone does, just on a longer timescale.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not wage slaving for 500-1000 years

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    live paycheck by paycheck for immortalty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this will become a reality, immortality will be a subscription bussiness model

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bang really old ladys so they put me in their will

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go watch Twilight

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, since I added Vesta nft’s now, I guess I’d just sit back, relaxed, and enjoy all the apartments I now have, which provide a source of income too

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id invest 1 dollar in the sp 500 and wait a few thousand years

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be immortal
    >walk the frick into the oval office bullets passing harmlessly through me
    >"Here's the deal Joe. I'll be in Beijing right soon, and if there isn't billions in my bank account when I arrive, I work for the commies"
    >0.50 cal zips through my forehead
    >whatevs.gif
    >drop my bank details on Joe's desk
    >turn 360
    >drop on the floor
    >do the dinosaur

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With my level of work ethic, intelligence and charisma I should already be rich yet I’m not.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill people and take their shit. What are they gonna do, kill me? Im immortal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about encasing you in a block of concrete?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I simply wait until it erodes

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If i was immortal, what need would I have for money? I'd just learn what I need to survive alone and take from others for what I can't produce myself.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that were the case I would stop trying and concentrate on learning more about life, I mean, I don't know how useful the money my Maga gave me will be if I am going to live forever

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    staying healthy. health is what all rich people want to buy but often can't because health is invaluable and a gift from God.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, if this took place like in somewhere between 200 bc to 300 bc..it would have not been too difficult. If I'm immortal , I'm just fighting of wild animals even if i lose..i can't die so i will just make sure to kill the prey even if it takes hundreds of tries With time passing by and civilizations developing in both industrial and literature ways..i would have to start mixing in with humans, learn their craft, language etc..or else i would have become a subject to their superficial believes. And would have obviously been hunted down by them.
    With more time passing by, i have a new name, new family, new familiar faces, but ofc staying in one kingdom would be a risk..so every 50 to 70 year..i change the kingdom i lived in. Just fake my own death in some way and leave all my wealth, family, name..everything behind. And start a new life in a new kingdom. And this cycle of starting and ending a new life goes on until i do something really dumb and end up letting the world know of my this secret. I wager i'd arrive to the modern world with already preexisting wealth so it would be a matter of buying long-standing stocks and just seeing the passage of time, as i've got more experience even shitcoin trading would be easy as frick, because differentiating between a true gem like hottie from a piece of shit scam like avi would be as easy as breathing, i've got centuries of experience in my nogging.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >immortal
    >how do I wage slave more effectively?
    industrial revolution was a mistake

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i was immortal, i would probably become deadpool. frick being rich when you can be funny as hell! but you can probably become crazy rich doing that anyhow.

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