Lolcow CULTURE

I was forcibly turned into a lesser lolcow or meme. People have been making threads about me for 10 years now. It's not often, maybe 3 bigger threads per year, but considering the time span it's still insane. This whole time I have not produced an iota of content online.

What is there I can legally do, unironically? I live in the EU so I'm protected by GDPR and very nice privacy laws. Every instance from Google to archive.org have deleted the harrassment by my request.
Even the lolcow site itself deletes threads about me, because even the admins side with me on this one. The 1-10 guys who obsess over me are mentally insane, so it's not that I'm so interesting / a celeb, it's that they legit have schizophrenia or something.

The root of the problem is this: even though I always get everything deleted, I need to constantly google myself to see if they've restarted the same discussion again. I have been googling myself for 10 years and it's exhausting and gives me PTSD at this point. I can no longer keep this up.
Is there really nothing I can do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody seems to realize how fricking INSANE it is that some people will go their entire lives with me living rent free in their heads.
    They wake up and go "hmm, I should repost the same thread about that dude I dont even know".
    Every thread is an exact copy of the previous one, more or less. I've stopped reading them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I'm sorry to hear that. Has it affected your employment at all?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jay is that you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not
      I repeat
      This is NOT
      a guess who OP is thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it is now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dobson?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they're obsessing over me!
    says the guy who googles their name regularly for 10 years looking for stuff to try to get deleted and claiming to have ptsd over it
    sounds like you're the obsessed one anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It gives me anxiety to know that my google results might contain things that make me unemployable and undateable
      are you suggesting I let it go and let these people wreck my social score?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it depends on what it is, is it deniable? or did you put something shameful online that can be tied to you?
        if it's the latter... lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well for instance last night I had a thread deleted about me where the OP claimed I had raped a woman and need to be stopped. Feels pretty fricking bad when you see that in your google results. It's basically a crime to say that about someone.
          His writing style matched a thread from last year where someone claimed I had touched a minor.
          Someone clearly has a thing against me and they are running a purposeful campaign to draw the maximum amount of attention to me through extreme claims. Some people have defended me in the threads but some, I'm afraid, believe this shit at face value. Frick I hate freedom of speech these days.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Continuing..
            The problem with freedom of speech is that it does in no way guarantee that I can defend myself from lies and baseless allegations.
            It's usually much, much easier to wreck someone than it is for the person to unwreck himself with the truth.
            Besides, how exactly do I prove that I have NOT raped someone? Inverse burden of proof is a fallacy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Besides, how exactly do I prove that I have NOT raped someone?
            Only if there was some service on the internet that saves everything.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The problem with freedom of speech is that it does in no way guarantee that I can defend myself from lies and baseless allegations.
            slander
            >It's usually much, much easier to wreck someone than it is for the person to unwreck himself with the truth.
            true
            >how exactly do I prove that I have NOT raped someone?
            you don't have to, that why it's "innocent until proven guilty"
            though of course, people being people will still judge you based on accusations they heard from wherever, nothing you can do about that but ignore it
            obsessively trying to get people to stop is honestly more suspicious than ignoring it, imo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            freedom of speech doesn't mean that people can say whatever they want you fricking moron. it specifically means that the government can't put you in jail for criticising them. you're 100% allowed to pursue legal action against someone for saying some slanderous shit.

            as always, the anti-free-speech morons don't even understand what they're against.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I like to go on reddit and find a really gay post. I'll respond to it, "Hey, aren't you that guy who posted on /r/offmychest about fricking your dog and feeling bad about it? That's fricked up man."

            Then people will start arguing about whether they fricked a dog or not, reading their post history, while the person desperately tries to defend themselves and, depending on how it goes, sometimes deletes their account. I consider it a public service.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            god's work
            keep it up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            show two examples of this happening

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I save examples? I'm not making israelitetube videos about it, it's just for fun

            Fake and gay.
            Still funny.

            Dunno why you think it's fake. You can do it right now, it's easy. Hardest part is making an account and pretending to be "normal" for a while so you can get past all the reddit filters, and then they'll inevitably ban you anyway so it's kinda tedious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it is plausible, but the way you present it reeks of a fake story. Your description is too specific for something that you do regularly. The only real variance you took into account is that they might or might not delete the account.

            However you are free to prove me wrong with a link or two. I'm sure others would love a good laugh as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fake and gay.
            Still funny.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The problem with freedom of speech is that it does in no way guarantee that I can defend myself from lies and baseless allegations.
            Slander, libel, etc. Unless you mean "butthole said some dumbshit about me" which, if you're a decent person anyone close to you or that matters will judge your character for what it is and know the fact from fiction. Don't want to be seen as X? Don't act like X. People will realize something is up if they are even worth an ounce of trust.
            >It's usually much, much easier to wreck someone than it is for the person to unwreck himself with the truth.
            No shit, don't associate yourself with flakey people or see counter point typed above.
            >Besides, how exactly do I prove that I have NOT raped someone? Inverse burden of proof is a fallacy
            Generally no court proceedings, court case, summons, arrests, expungements of convictions, and so on do a good job of this
            >b-but someone online said
            NO ONE GIVES A FRICK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's been 10 years anon. you are undateable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Name change to something very generic that when googled gives 10+ million results

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Very grateful to my parents for giving me the same name as thousands of other people. We’re Welsh so it was very easy but still. Thanks mum and dad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my social score
        ni hao

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So since this seems to be this small group of people, they probably don't have any reach, right?
    How about you let it go, I know it's hard to ignore people talking shit about you but constantly stressing about this won't help you in any way.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried to write a book of how awful place Internet is and why we should destroy it?
    Or did your book already got rejected and you want remove all traces of it?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know how it feels, but you deleting it won't solve anything. If they're obsessed, they will keep being obsessed. I experienced something similar, but not to that extent. It's not that big of a deal though, a schizo online hates you. Lots of people have to live with much harsher shit, I suggest you grow up.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What is there I can legally do, unironically?
    Suicide.
    >Is there really nothing I can do?
    Next time don't be a moron. Don't use your name online, don't post identifiable information, if you do make sure its fake and leads nowhere.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't become a lolcow for no reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      usually its the group of israelites who run IQfy dpxxing and swatting anyone who resembles a leader or organizer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You definitely can. All it takes is some random or even someone who have a grudge against you IRL to start a witch hunt against you. The only way to be safe from being a lolcow is to become a boring NPC.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Witch hunting != being lolcow. Either you're mixing these things up, or you shoved a handful of pens up your ass wearing a tutu in a middle of a playground.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a figure of speech.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You definitely can. All it takes is some random or even someone who have a grudge against you IRL to start a witch hunt against you.

        This is 100% accurate. People underestimate juts how nuts and obsessed some normies can be.
        People are so deprived of entertainment that they will obsess over anyone who stands out in any way.
        The Internet is a hivemind of gray IQ 90 NPC's who are just waiting for someone to single out and put him on a pedestal forever. They usually justify this with some victim blaming dynamic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I made a post defending some youtuber 8 years ago on a forum and to this day people still bring me up and pretend I'm a lolcow even though I only made a handful of posts and quit using that forum. I don't have a large internet presence, since I prefer lurking over posting. Same irl too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've met some real sick fricks both online and in person and it only takes one dedicated schizo to really frick with your shit, and it's not that hard to do either.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to https://whatsmyname.app
    >check my online aliases, all either false positives or unavoidable shit
    >check full legal name
    >no hits
    feels good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all either false positives
      That's the funniest shit. Years ago I've had some chucklefrick try to dox me/scare me and I guess he just went full schizo over some false positives with my username at the time but I just straight up told him whoever he doxed wasn't even on the same continent as me kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds me of something I had in the past
        >sister comes asking why I dont have a profile pic on my insta
        >"I dont have an instagram account"
        >shows me on her phone
        >shortened version of my name
        >some of my cousins and immediate family following
        >20 or so people from my high school following
        Sometimes they forget about this and I keep telling them its not mine

        >>go to https://whatsmyname.app
        full legal name
        that's not foolproof
        i checked mine and i got some results, but all of them were for other people, which is not a surprise since i never used my full real name online anywhere
        however if i search for my legal name with any mainstream search engine, while using quotation marks, i get 1 result that is 100% me (without photo)
        and of course it's on the website where i finished highschool

        Yeah that much kinda sucks but despite having a somewhat unique name some guy from national football federation has a similar name to me so 20 or so results that comes up points to federation's registry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some of my cousins and immediate family following
          >20 or so people from my high school following
          Jesus fricking Christ.. All because of a fricking name and no profile.. How didn't they notice it wasn't you based on the pictures the guy probably posted alone?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>go to https://whatsmyname.app
      full legal name
      that's not foolproof
      i checked mine and i got some results, but all of them were for other people, which is not a surprise since i never used my full real name online anywhere
      however if i search for my legal name with any mainstream search engine, while using quotation marks, i get 1 result that is 100% me (without photo)
      and of course it's on the website where i finished highschool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unless your name is exceptionally rare how would anyone be able to pinpoint that one legit result as you over the dozen others? Especially considering
        >no photo
        >don't use real name online
        I wouldn't worry about it too much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >never look myself up in any way or click this link
      >shrodinger's cat
      >ignorance is bliss
      feelsgoodman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It just looks up your username in various services, it doesn't associate them with anything or find your alts or whatever.
        When I entered my username I got bunch of my accounts found and tons of other accounts of the same name that someone else made. It's not like I'm the only one who uses that name.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about stop being a massive clown to the point people make you a running joke? Ever thought of that?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One smaller altchan really wanted to make me into a lolcow because they got mad at me, but there is really no substance to it. They doxed me but except for my name and an empty Facebook account there really isn't any substance to it. I just stay anonymous and spend most of my time on chans anyway. Of course they tried to harass my family but that did nothing. They tried to bring it to IQfy, but people here just laughed at them. It was really funny, they really thought they can have a chance at me on my own turf.
    Every now and then I check on that chan and I see that they are still making memes about me. I don't even hold any grudge, I feel kind of pitiful towards them, having some random anon living in their heads for like 8 years now. And ngl, I find some of the memes amusing.

    They solution is to stop caring and stop acting like a b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get doxxed on an image board, did you post identifying info?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He most likely did
        There are a lot of homosexuals who do that trying to become a figure. /sdg/ has two homosexuals who do that and one even posted a job offer letter while talking about his irl trip with another homosexual dev that's desperate for attention.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was long time ago, but AFAIR I was organizing various chan events and one of them was Minecraft server. My domain had my nick in it. It's not like I was very secretive about my nick, I post it on IQfy anyway. That domain was under whois guard, but long time ago I had similar domain which didn't had the guard for short period of time. Someone tried different TLDs with my nick and found my data in some whois archive. Also my "chan personality" wasn't really associated with these events, I did them completely anonymously just for the community. However I left my nick in some desktop screenshot and someone associated it with these domains used for events.
        They were really obsessed with it. The thread trying to pin me down unironically looked like pic related no joke.
        In retrospect, I could be more schizo about everything. But the reality is that if you are not some sperg that goes in war with the internet like ChrisChan, but just do a little trolling and know when to move on, some random autists in the internet can't do shit. If someone goes through all this trouble to find my real name, I think they deserved it. It's not like they can do much with it except let it live rent free in their head.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          an anon organized a minecraft event on a server where you had to use your real account so i got the username of the OP, I used a server scanner which has a database with thousands of MC servers to know other servers he had already played on, one was a server with a linked discord chat, turned out it was a big youtuber's server, so i went ahead and joined the discord and found his discord

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm experiencing something similar in a general, basically I can't post without some stalkers obsessed with identifying me and calling me out. Luckily nobody knows my name. I can only imagine the fear from constant lolcow harassment. Good luck anon.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my suggestions would be:
    - do not EVER ask shit like this here, dumbass... you might even get doxxed if you give too much info. and people here are waiting for you to give them info so they can eat you alive. even jannies and mods are shady af
    - hire some company to do the googling and takedown notices for you maybe? there must be a bunch of "cybersecurity" services that do just that.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP that's pretty awful and cringe. I have to deal with this shit often and the only way I got them to stop is to pursue legal threats if you 100% know who it is. Or you can just choose to ignore that homosexual in his mom's basement constantly projecting their insecurities to the internet using a mask with your face on it since they have nothing else to live for.

    10 years is way too fricking much and it sounds like you're dealing with a neet no-lifer with a bunch of other low-life friends. They are likely so schizo that any post like this one is likely to spark them to think it's you. Don't feed them bro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm OP and I decided not to sue the guy. I feel that he's the type of schizo who would get excited if I sued him. He'd post the papers online and brag about it.
      I guess I'll just build a cabin in the woods and frick the Internet.

      >homosexual in his mom's basement constantly projecting their insecurities to the internet using a mask with your face on it since they have nothing else to live for.

      This is spot on. Internet has empowered a lot of weak and fricked up individuals who would otherwise be completely forgotten and powerless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Internet has empowered a lot of weak and fricked up individuals who would otherwise be completely forgotten and powerless.
        since you understand this simple fact of the internet, then ask yourself why do you care what some random idiot says about you online if it isn't true? You will never stop every single idiot from saying mean things about you and trying will only create more schizos to harass you. Some of you people would not have survived a single day online in 2007 with this kind of thin skinned mindset

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    change your name to something common

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there really nothing I can do?
    yeah pretty much

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know there are data removal services available now that will have people and systems working around the clock removing your personal info from the web? Of course you'll have to pay, but it'll give you some peace of mind. If you value your free time, you'd consider it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically just walk away from it because it's in your head
    >b-but what if they go to a kiwi site during a job site
    The second anyone tries to access that on a corp network it's going to be blocked. If anyone manges to get to it the instant they see shit like Black person they will think it's some hate group against you.

    Chances are (You) are the only one constantly bringing it up because you're searching very specific things only you know about to find yourself, this is before things like cookies/search engine behavior/etc are funneling your results based on history.

    >Is there really nothing I can do?
    Just walk away from the situation, poking at it will only make it worse and is what they WANT you to do. They need more content, simply ignoring it or ghosting some stuff will solve this isntantly

    >b-but my thread
    Black person no one IRL or outside a handful of people are even going to BOTHER will looking that shit up or know about it unless you literally go "HEY GUYS I'M NOT LIKE %moronic THREAD ON ME!% SERIOUSLY!!!"

    For work
    1) make a separate email
    2) register a gaybook+linkedin to said email
    3) secure it from web crawler bots
    4) roll on with life

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    google alerts

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You would have to ask someone (probably authorities) to identify those spergs and sue their moms to make an example of them (they do not have any money themself), at least thats what I would do. They probably wont stop until they got their ass grounded or face beaten. Since the latter solution is kinda out of question in your case, you gotta settle for the former.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just try to start over parts of your web presence slowly if you can. Create a new username, delete old accounts, don't leave a trace of old info that links to the new info.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot up a school and implicate IQfy on it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you, OP? Just so I don't post you by accident haha

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People obsessed with lolcows are baby lolcows themselves, flies are attracted to shit. Nothing you can do OP, sorry. These people are mentally ill as you say

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was one of the more fascinating aspects of kiwifarms was the posters themselves often reeked of jilted parasocial tendencies.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start reading kiwifarms and do the opposite of what lolcows do
    protip: the #1 trait of a lolcow is that they do not learn from their mistakes and always reject advice
    if you keep pushing to get your shit deleted and you're making even more of an ass of yourself, I predict that someone will eventually stop posting random threads about you on lolcowfarm and eventually archive all of it into a kiwifarms thread and then it will never ever go away. and no, there is literally no legal recourse against US based websites, because calling someone a moronic homosexual is legal. stop being a pussy and literally just ignore it.
    although, you homosexual europeans have no idea how to be good neighbors because you're not allowed guns. my condolences that you were born into such a cursed country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >protip: the #1 trait of a lolcow is that they do not learn from their mistakes and always reject advice
      Nah usually the biggest issue is they join social media then barbra streisand effect it. Seriously just walk away from the situation and don't engage in it, then 99.9% of shit will drop from it unless you keep bringing it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Seriously just walk away from the situation and don't engage in it
        >giving advice that true lolcows won't listen to
        Thank you for agreeing with me. moron.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the dutch Manchester City fan from IQfy ?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's what you all morons get for nametrooning on here and joining IQfy discords

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can also just walk away.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have been googling myself for 10 years
    >Is there really nothing I can do?
    You could stop googling yourself.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I share your pain anon, hope this autism stops at somepoint for you

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see it like particle wave duality, when you look you will find. If you care, you subconsciously feed the memory. There are really big people on the internet that don't have this problem. It's either something you do to feed these people or the way they can make you act out in ways, because you ultimately entertain these thoughts and give them room to live rent free. Just remember the internet is one big hallucination and doesn't matter. If you give it value as if this is real life, it's meaning will take over your identity. Mentally seperate your identities by dissociating. They don't really give a frick about you, you have to realize these people are mentally ill and digging up dirt satisfies their personality disorders. You are faceless supply to them.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have taken the vaxx

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