May look a joke, but Linux is the reason I'm single

>be me, 18 y/o
>I'm literally the arch linux user stereotype, autistic NEET discord troon (even tho I use artix)
>I have hyperfixation in Linux, so it's what I'm mostly spending my time
>someday, a guy enters my discord server
>he starts talking a bit there, I tried talking to him just to be nice to new members
>I don't recall why, but I send "Hey, wanna date?" as a joke and somehow he agreed
>"btw I'm a guy originally, just to don't make you a fool" I said, in DM
>"No problem, actually I'm NB and blah blah blah... (he's a big booba pooner)"
>Felt fooled (I'm not into pooners) but I didn't broke up, cuz laziness
>spends the next 2 days talking with him for some hours but stay most part of the days on linux
>on the third day, I forget completely about him, and then it follows for 3 days, messing around in Linux
>opens discord cuz why not
>Oh, I have a bf. She's mad for not talking for 3 days
>"sorry dear, I was customizing my Linux"
>"Would you marry me or the penguim?" Completely mad
>"ngl the penguim" (I like Linux)
>he starts panicking
>"I think we should break up, I'm not into pooners ngl, I find veganas disgusting tbh"
>panicks more, he throws suicide card (as a pooner, who could guess)
>"Ok, good rope, bye" *blocks him*
>back to Linux, no regrets
This took about two months actually, but didn't changed much from reality (like, I didn't exchange nudes, made sext or something), he really showed that he loved me. I guess that the moral lesson is... don't date trannies/pooners, like, talking as a troon, they all throw the same suicide card, you guys don't want it, I guess.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody thinks this is a joke, anon. There's a reason so many Linux users troon out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even tho there's just werks distros. It's a rabbit hole, so it brings autistics, who're mostly trannies nowadays

      When you will marry the penguim?

      He doesn't like me (picrel)

      I barely understood half of this but I think you should get a job, a social life, or maybe at least another hobby. You can enjoy tinkering _and_ live a normal life; I am not sure the problem here is linux, but rather your pathological social behavior

      Why I would change my life if I like being a autistic NEET, I help my mom at the chores and I can enjoy the rest of the day doing nothing

      desu, he probably has autism

      I said in OP, I've autism

      Delivers this line:
      >I find veganas disgusting tbh
      But it's the kernel's fault
      Checks out
      No notes
      9000 EQ move
      Obviously an empathetic person

      It's more cuz I forgot about my bf to mess up into my linux than anything else. Literally the first question she asked me after starting dating is asking if I was austist. He knew where she was going through

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > why would I change my life
        Because you are obviously unable to even maintain a digital relationship, which is probably the lowest form of human relationships. Being a NEET at 18 is perfectly fine, but you won't be 18 forever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't happy with the digital relationship, and even if I was, he lived in a shtihole state in the middle of the jungle where whenever she mentioned it there was rape in the story.
          About my life, I could use my wacom to draw some stuff but AI kinda fricked it. Idk what to do next

          Blah blah blah
          Post your wiener and boy pussy

          I didn't sent it to my bf at time. Why instead of asking for pics you don't come to my house and plap my bussy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We need to know if it is worth the trip. Mainly need to see if you are a disgusting fatty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it isn't, but I'm not a disgusting fat hon tbh.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >About my life, I could use my wacom to draw some stuff but AI kinda fricked it. Idk what to do next
            Well, you have plenty of time at your hands to think about it. Perhaps you can turn your technical interests into something productive?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, I know a bit of C++, I believe I can study more about and look for a job related to.

            Addendum: I think the jarring thing is the way you talk as if it's completely normal.
            It isn't. Most people absolutely cannot relate to what you're saying.
            It's absolutely fine if you are a homosexual, that's just the way you are, but don't act like your experiences are something normal people can relate to.

            I kinda imagined it, I don't leave very much from my room and I just spend my days watching Linux content and browsing IQfy. There's a actual leak in my social life that I don't even know what's missing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe, I know a bit of C++, I believe I can study more about and look for a job related to.
            My brother in christ no serious company will hire an 18 year old NEET with 0 experience or qualifications off the street. You are still very young and have all the time in the world to get some some real qualifications, so do it!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's more cuz I forgot about my bf to mess up into my linux than anything else. Literally the first question she asked me after starting dating is asking if I was austist. He knew where she was going through
        I've tried reading this crappy copy 3 times now

        Ask yourself the big questions:
        > What do I want from life?
        > What do I want from a (young) relationship?
        > Why am I trying to help OP, when she writes so sloppily?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I've tried reading this crappy copy 3 times now
          Sorry for being ESL. For some reason the crappy I write makes sense for me.

          >What do I want from life?
          No idea
          >What do I want from a (young) relationship?
          No idea. I think I don't want any at the moment
          >Why am I trying to help OP, when she writes so sloppily?
          Good question, but thanks for trying helping me anyways

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When you will marry the penguim?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I barely understood half of this but I think you should get a job, a social life, or maybe at least another hobby. You can enjoy tinkering _and_ live a normal life; I am not sure the problem here is linux, but rather your pathological social behavior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      desu, he probably has autism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People on here use "autism" inflationarily or as an excuse; being socially awkward and/or a dick does not make someone autistic

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delivers this line:
    >I find veganas disgusting tbh
    But it's the kernel's fault
    Checks out
    No notes
    9000 EQ move
    Obviously an empathetic person

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blah blah blah
    Post your wiener and boy pussy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gay and gay

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally no idea what's going on in your post OP.
    But I am very certain you and that person you're talking about are literally gays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Addendum: I think the jarring thing is the way you talk as if it's completely normal.
      It isn't. Most people absolutely cannot relate to what you're saying.
      It's absolutely fine if you are a homosexual, that's just the way you are, but don't act like your experiences are something normal people can relate to.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sage

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >posts a guy who made linux who is not single, married and has kids
    >guys linux is why I am single

    lol you use linux as a cope to mask the real reason. maybe leave IQfy a bit and behave like other people.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Loser! Ha ha ha!

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