Microsoft Event 2024

https://www.windowscentral.com/news/live/microsoft-event-2024-windows-ai-surface-live-blog

There's been a lot to digest, here's a breakdown of some of the major announcements!

>The new Surface Pro gets an OLED display and is the world's first Copilot+ PC
https://www.windowscentral.com/hardware/surface/microsoft-unveils-worlds-first-copilot-pc-the-surface-pro-with-oled-and-snapdragon-x-is-finally-here

>There's a new Snapdragon X-powered Surface Laptop
https://www.windowscentral.com/hardware/surface/microsofts-new-surface-laptop-finally-has-a-refreshed-design-haptic-touchpad-and-the-brand-new-snapdragon-x-chip

>Copilot+ is the true next-gen of AI laptops
https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-ushers-in-new-era-of-windows-with-copilot-pcs-the-true-next-gen-ai-laptops-are-here

>Copilot is coming to the Xbox platform
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsofts-ai-will-be-inside-minecraft-and-other-xbox-pc-games-new-copilot-features-will-search-your-inventories-offer-tips-and-guides

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The event wasn't livestreamed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking grim

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ai
    >ai
    >ai
    >ai
    who fricking gives a shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me, because m$ will try to force it down my throat and clog my pc performance eventually. The more i know about it, the better i can avoid it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adobe is bringing more of the creative cloud to Windows on Arm soom, including Premiere Pro.

    Pretty nice

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New Surface
    How do I
    >upgrade to Windows 10 LTSC?
    >remove the mic?
    >remove the camera?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Copilot+ PCs bring a new system architecture that pairs a CPU, GPU, and a high-performance Neural Processing Unit (NPU). This enables a level of performance never seen before, with Microsoft claiming they even outperform Apple’s MacBook Air 15”.

    Holy shit why not just optimize your fricking operating system? I'm tired of all this garbage dumb buttholes invent to get around the fact that they can't code worth a shit. First DLSS, now this. Frick you dumb buttholes, you have the money, just hire some good fricking programmers. Wow!! Suddenly Windows Search doesn't run like complete donkey buttholes!!! What is this magic sorcery???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy shit why not just optimize your fricking operating system?
      Windows 11 is unironically pretty optimized for ARM already.
      I've been on team Qualcomm for a while mostly because I like having a laptop that is thin and portable with great battery and negligible thermal output.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Windows 11
        Did they ever release a Windows Server that runs on ARM? Regular Windows sucks dicks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't see a problem with your image

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't see a problem
            I had to disable Internet access because the homosexual OS kept restarting and disabling remote desktop access because it wanted me to log in to my Microsoft (TM)(R) account.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like a you problem moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Windows 11 sucks on ARM. I used it more than you did so I'm right and you're wrong.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use LTSC

          >don't see a problem
          I had to disable Internet access because the homosexual OS kept restarting and disabling remote desktop access because it wanted me to log in to my Microsoft (TM)(R) account.

          I don't have this problem.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Windows server in the cloud runs on layers that separate it from the hardware. So it can run on arm in that sense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >optimize your fricking operating system
      It's funny how i could multiply my battery life on my notebook x2 just by installing a few programs and tweaking the (hidden) settings. Idk why microsoft refuses to implement simple features like eg an automatic power plan switcher

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    x86 is fukkked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI assisted emulation, with Prism.
      22 hours battery life

      x86 is dead on laptops and tablets now. x86 will be for desktops only, and AMD is rumored to make ARM Ryzen cpus soon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elite x won't be out for another month. lunar lake will be out in <4 months.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey Copilot, can you help me emulate this x86 program?
        >Certainly! Here's your emulated app
        >*glitches out and pop up a BSOD*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, death to x86

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inshallah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nvidia has an arm Data center CPU that competes with epyc

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surface is garbage.

    I said it. I owned 2 Surface through second hand hand me downs. They're the worst laptops I've ever owned.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rally cool event sirs. Welcome Mr gates . Good morning to everyone. Window Ai incredable for the worlds

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/MSFTCopilot/status/1792625882634281231

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a new Surface Laptop Studio?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >recall everything you've ever done on your PC! It's stored all right here!

    no thanks glowBlack folk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Apple's time machine with AI. Web browsers have had history features for 30 years now, this is just extended to the OS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a Windowlicker hahahahhaha

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arm windows garbage
    trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI assisted emulation, with Prism.
      22 hours battery life

      x86 is dead on laptops and tablets now. x86 will be for desktops only, and AMD is rumored to make ARM Ryzen cpus soon.

      i did not see this. this is very cool

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >benchmark
    >snapdragon elite x
    >their greatest chip
    >slower than Apple M3
    >their last generation chip
    Why would you hold an event when your shit is garbage?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is coming to the Xbox platform
    I have been out of the loop have the MS studios released any good games this gen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hifi rush was kinda fun if you like music
      so they disbanded the studio as punishment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my guess is that all talks of it doing well was mostly marketing bullshit at least for sold copies part, as even if it pulled people into game pass, its not type of game that holds majority of gamers by itself, so as soon they notice rythm game style isn't for them, they move to play something else. So it most likely has abysmal timeshare statistics for how game pass revenue is calculated. For example steam statistics are really meh for it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does the Snapdragon Elite X compare to the Apple M2 or M4? Is this new surface an arm tablet?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on snapdragon vs intel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bought my ARM laptop back in 2018 when you didn't have many "efficient" options other than Celery and those didn't support LTE anyways but nowadays there's Applel and even better the new AMD Athlon Gold chips which have better iGPUs than anything Intel for a fraction of the price.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares. It's not apple.
    It's only cool if apple does it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so has anyone used prism to try and emulate games yet

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hurrr you can trust recall because it processes locally"

    Uh yeah, and then when you connect to the 'net it all immediately gets uploaded to the israeliterosoft cloud

    Jesus man

    Luckily as a Nanamichad, none of this botnet shit concerns me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Windows search has gotten so bad they need to slap a LLM on it to work
      Grim

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the os looks like day cream for senior women

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys w-will co-pilot cure my crushing loneliness?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is prism?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know
      You're better off not worrying about it, they probably don't care about you anyways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know about the NSA prism program I'm asking about this thing that Microsoft calls Prism

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their Rosetta.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have any real world benchmark or testing of the snapdragon x to show how well it can game?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Microsoft is openAIs b***h now.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ai! ai! ai! ai! ai!
    Can the taskbar be fixed?
    >no but we're gonna release a macbook killer!
    man.

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