Name a better programmer.

Name a better programmer.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What, even his cat coded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That cat wrote its own compiler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      op killed himself after seeing this post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Terry did after seeing Kiwifarms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >worshiping a guy you helped to kill
      Never change IQfy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reddit killed him, we sent him a drumset, homosexual Black person.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we sent him a drumset
          Exactly, which got him kicked out of his house, which led to his death. You killed him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Terry did this to himself, he killed himself, we just sent him a drumset and told him to die

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Carmack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like John Carcrash, guy looks like he's pimping out his own mother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically true. Carmack made a much larger impact on the video games industry than pretentious Blowjob ever could

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      john carmack murdered his own cat because it pissed on his couch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy frick i didn't know that, thank you for completely ruining one of my idols for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a fricking psycho.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This reads like a caricature of the fricking zoomer sigma meme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Catty should have house trained itself.
        Catty had it comin'.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made up story in a dramatized book.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfectly understandable. Had a cat who started pissing everywhere and after a grand worth of damages and having to clean up piss twice a day for 2 years the "net negative impact" comment is a serious understatement.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why is he naked?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy has obviously never met a manhole moishe.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposting aside, is he actually any good? I've seen Casey praise Jon but that was more as a game designer than a programmer. Casey seems like he knows way more shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he shipped two games that made him millions of bucks and is writing his own compiler (well not the back end)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blow has made his own game engines and is almost done making a language. He cut his teeth making 3D games at a time when the techniques were still not yet standardised.

        >making gaymes somehow means he's a good programmer
        are you goys moronic? I've heard of some fat swedish frick that made billions selling certain game to microsoft that was a load of spaghetti crap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blow has made his own game engines and is almost done making a language. He cut his teeth making 3D games at a time when the techniques were still not yet standardised.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He cut his teeth making 3D games at a time when the techniques were still not yet standardised
        In the 80s?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Casey doesn't know anything either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jon has good technical know how, but he's not a good dev. He lacks pragmatism.
      Most of his takes are something you could expect from more experiences junior dev focusing on idealized view on programming instead of delivering product. It's a fine approach for a personal project, but he thinks all dev market should be like that.
      That plus he's arrogant as frick, keeping him in his own flytrap bubble, catching others who don't know any better.
      Adding the fact he burn millions on jai from moronic contributors is enough to make him a deluded grifter.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jon blow

    ?t=153

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They'd say what's good about the game, and in many cases it would be just a very surface understanding of the game. They didn't even see what I thought was most special about it. Not many people understood.
      So what was the most special thing about the game from JBlow's perspective?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the gameplay. he's actually crying because journos only wanted to wax about the "story".
        soulja boy has nothing to do with it besides that edit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HIS GAME STUPID AS HELL MANE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There aint no point to this game ur walkin around jumpin on shit
      this is some accidental comedy gold right here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know, it never ceases to amaze me how dumb Black folk are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk are very impressionable group of people. If your game failed to impress this group of people you had failed as a game dev. But I don’t expect blow wiener suckers to understand that because they’re unironically lower in IQ than Basketball Americans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If your game failed to impress this group of people you had failed as a game dev.
            >slop good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes truth is cut from cheap cloth

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure blow explained in a video or interview or something that when he complained about people not "getting it", he wasn't referring to soulja boy.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Randy Linden

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cris is the bestest programarest programmer.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing i strongly dislike about Jon is he's that type of boomer programmer that has no interest in learning new things or expanding his programming library.
    For that alone he's disqualified for being a great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's that type of boomer programmer that has no interest in learning new things or expanding his programming library.
      like what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's talked multiple times about using different tools, like linux, or neovim instead of ides, etc. And he always says some shit like "my time is valuable, I can NEVER decrease my productivity to learn something new."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he makes videogays he cant use linux
          also he uses emacs i wouldnt call that an ide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >other languages
        No they're all bad because uhhhhhh
        >other paradigms
        No mine is best because uhhhh
        >improving what i currently do
        no what i do is perfect

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          which other languages should he use to make games instead? which other paradigms?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DHH

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn he actually looks kinda intimidating. imagine being his employee and he gives you this look.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post him crying because soulja boy didn't like his game

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a sad old man who does not do things out of love anymore. I think braid killed him. He does things now because he hates something. Jai will fail because I doubt he loves the project as much as he just hates c++

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does not do things out of love
      >He does things now because he hates
      That is exactly what makes him the perfect idol for IQfy

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bob's Game is actually out there, source and all
      >No-one can figure out how to fricking compile it
      Classic

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't call us, we'll call you

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lord bless him kitty is the best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His work on calibre has the entire ebook industry down to their knees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gigapajeet destroys copyright, he's based but I don't think that makes him a great.

      He's not on Carmack's level.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wake up
      >Good morning sir
      >Poo
      >Eat dung
      >Poo
      >Suck Israel wiener
      >Poo
      >Learns Java

      I think you need to roll again.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carl

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    yours truly, pajeet.
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never respect this man until he learns to admit he was wrong

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >created the best wayland compositor (wlroots)
    >openly fights rustoids
    >created and shipped a programming language in short time
    >created unix based on less than 20 days

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a pro
    >not a gram
    >not an mer
    Literally anyone else

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time i wonder if the whiteboard is just for show
      and i really want to believe they didn't write the shit on it for the picture

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don't really know much about anything and it shows

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Without his GCC none of these would have been possible

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll ACK-nowledge him when he releases his language. Where's it Mr. Blowjob?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's programmers and then there's this guy.

    https://bellard.org/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://bellard.org/
      >Qemu
      >FFmpeg
      >TCC
      lol didnt know it was all the same person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any of his smaller side projects would be a major accomplishment for normal guy.

        For the sake of mankind I hope Fabrice plays safe with LLMs.,

        What's his IQ?

        Rumor goes someone tried to test him once and never recovered from it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LZEXE
        this homie been at it since before Mario 3 was released

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's his IQ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. This dude is fricking crazy. Makes me want to just give up. Still surprised how few people know him despite being behind some of the biggest projects.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ^

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chuck Moore is still alive apparently.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O.o

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Sawyer

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can you stop posting yourself here every week? frick off

    [...]

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    move aside noobs

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being such a miserable guy that you drive a 25 year old to kill himself

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's easy.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the only reason IQfy hates Jon Blow is because they were too low iq to beat The Witness.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard of him before.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michelangelo was a perfectionist, and he started from the end. The ceiling depicts major Bible stories from the book of Genesis, and he started with Noah’s arc. He had a bunch of assistants and fired them because they weren’t up to his standards, and painted the rest himself. This is why the creation painting is so iconic, it’s one of the last things he painted, and he did it alone

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dudemanguy

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Bouffant

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fabrice Bellard true goat #1

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you even serious? Guy made 2d Mario clone and then Myst clone and that's it, how can you even call programmer good if he talks about it more than does it.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

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