>Napoleon, Despite having a profoundly large vocabulary and never failing to understand a word spoken to him in conversation was known to have both...

>Napoleon, Despite having a profoundly large vocabulary and never failing to understand a word spoken to him in conversation was known to have both notoriously bad-handwriting [To the extent where the general-turned-emperor would often not understand words he had himself written upon finding notes or letters he had written earlier] and often misspelling words [his usual mistakes being adding a second consecutive letter when it did not appear in the word, Or spelling words phonetically] - For this reason, Napoleon would dictate anything he intended to be written down to an assistant.
He was an autist, 100%, This is literally what all of us could be if we just got over our social-anxiety.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Alexander did not listen to Napoleon’s complaints of inspectors secretly letting in British produce into St Petersburg - frustrating the Emperor to the point of him throwing his hat on the ground and kicking it. Alexander was, in fact, holding secret discussions with Talleyrand about saving Europe by ‘standing up to Napoleon’ and biding his time until outright opposition. As he wrote to his mother:

    ‘We will see his fall with calmness…the wisest policy is to await the right moment to take measures.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Talleyrand so much it's unreal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shame he didn't get his head lopped off. Self-serving frick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The man deserves grudging respect. To stand there steady at the centre of power for decades while heads roll all around takes skill.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He betrayed literally everyone he ever worked for.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets away with it and lives til 84
            How the FRICK did he do it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read about his childhood

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are they responsible for you being a genetic dead end too?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone recognized his skillz, bro was just too valuable to ditch

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because his first language was corsu, closest dialect to Tuscan and very similar to standard Italian. His family were Italian nationalists and they communicated in corsu or Italian in his youth. At military school napoleon was often teased for his heavily accented French and that’s why he probably set out to develop such strong vocal skills to the detriment of written skills

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Napoleon was from Corsica
      >Alexander was from Macedonia
      >Hitler was from Austria
      >Stalin was from Georgia
      The USA's Caesar will be some motherfricker from Canada or Puerto Rico kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caesar was from Rome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hitler was from Austrian Tijuana, his town kissed the German border.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Austrians were also German, but that makes the previous poster's comparison with Canadians quite fair, as both Americans and Canadians are Anglo countries, just like both Germany and Austria are German countries.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The closest Canadian equivalent would be Windsor which is walking distance from Detroit. Austria was not in as much of subordinate position with Germany as Canada is with the USA though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We know the location of the next murican dictator. Thanks anon

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >notoriously bad-handwriting [To the extent where the general-turned-emperor would often not understand words he had himself written upon finding notes or letters he had written earlier] and often misspelling words
    Literally me

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Large enough vocabulary that he's never lost
    >Horrific handwriting
    >Adding consecutive letters for no reason
    Holy frick he's literally me

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t have bad handwriting you’re a woman.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a great biopic about him with Joaquin Phoenix

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no Napoleon was notoriously charismatic autists are spastics the best you can claim is a moron like bentham

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autists are spastics the best
      Autist here.
      You can be charismatic and end up in charge, you just have to not have autism that's too crippling, and use how your brain is wired to your advantage.

      t. Used bad intent reading, special interests and good memory to be that guy that knows insane amounts of jokes and fun facts, and doesnt have beef with anyone.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy who learned French as a second language and before the age of autocorrect can't spell
    This is actually pretty normal, read anything written in the 1700s and even native speakers frick up their own language spelling here and there, *especially* English and French speakers (where phonetics and spelling are a pain in the ass to work with).
    >t. Portuguese speaker who still messes up on diacritics here and there

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who micromanages artillery is an autist
    say it isn't so OP...

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Despite having a profoundly large vocabulary and never failing to understand a word spoken to him in conversation was known to have both notoriously bad-handwriting [To the extent where the general-turned-emperor would often not understand words he had himself written upon finding notes or letters he had written earlier
    literally me

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

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