Normies unironically believe $1 million is a high net worth

Normies unironically believe $1 million is a high net worth

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twenty years ago perhaps. Nowadays, you need at least $10M.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to retire in your twenties you need 10mil. most baggies here will have 1 mil by 40 if they stay faithful. that's enough to eek out a bearable existence until they die, and we all die anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much money do you have?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it weird how everyone's minimum retirement number is either 1 or a factor of 5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      $400 mil

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're so wrong anon.

      I have $10M and its not even enough to get me laid.

      By definition being rich will get you laid, therefore, since I am still a virgin, $10M is not high net worth at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have consistent sex and attention from very young women, and have less than $50k nw.
        Skill issue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're 6 feet tall aren't you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting to give money to a useless prostitute that wouldn't look at you twice
        why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need around $50m to be what rich used to be in the 2000s, adjusted for real inflation
      most luxury yachts they used to get are more expensive than even that now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fiat is worthless all you need is 1BTC

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well normies tend to have less than 10 grand in savings. so yeah i get it why they think that

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    $1million is a high net worth

    thats like 500,000 decent meals. or enough food for 500 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $2 a meal? Wtf are you eating Jack in the Box tacos?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very American post. There's is this new hip trend called 'cooking at home'. Try it some time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cooking is for women and queers I only eat frozen pizza and drink mountain dew except for breakfast I drive to McDonald's on my 90 minute drive to work ya damn commie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Daily reminder

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since you are so superior to them you clearly have more than that right anon

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a lot of money you braindead homosexual.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When was the article written? Those usually don't get adjusted for inflation.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high
    Vague, indefinite wording is meaningless.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it isn't, I'm sure youre speaking from personal experience with a net worth above one million right?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HNWI and VHNWI and UHNWI are well defined because its how financial institutions classify people.

    <1m pleb
    1-10m = HNWI, start of worth the time, paying someone to lower taxes can be worth it
    10-30m = Very HNWI, actually makes sense to pay someone to avoid getting taxed
    30m+ = Ultra HNWI

    other than scale there's no difference what someone with 50m invests in and what someone with 5 billion invests in.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >networth currently 857k
    >feel poor as shit
    >don’t eat out
    >always pack lunch
    >2001 Honda Civic with 249k miles
    >no new clothes
    >wear same style of clothes each day to work (sweater, company polo)
    >wagie job
    >no debt because frick that

    Don’t know how people do it and spend frivolously even though they can’t afford it. Can’t quit because frick humiliation type interviews for a new job. Live amongst the wagies and hope they don’t find out or they’ll eat me alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk how people do it.

      I had a rough childhood and would definitely kms if I had to work and be humiliated daily.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Relevant net worth == your body mass in total gold assets

    Treading water net worth == your body mass in total silver assets

    At least you're not a debtor == your body mass in total copper assets

    French Revolution/Weimar confiscation-hyperinflation bait == anything not denominated in a solid fricking metal including real estate, stocks, bonds, ETFs, crypto, debt etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you do when executive order 6102 happens again

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >28 years old
    >net worth only 250k

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Liquid assets of at least 1m
    For the majority of of millionaires most if not all their nw in their home and real estate is not a liquid asset..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why the condition is there. Having a 800k shitbox doesn't make you a hnwi.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh I'd legit be happy if TUZKI reaches 1M on fricking liquidity, this is not about me anymore is about making it with friends

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think UHNWI is like $30 mm which does make sense as the cusp of living luxuriously indefinitely. It's not limitless indulgence but it does mean you don't ever really have to even contemplate most expenses and can exist quite comfortably.

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