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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how shitty and gross life was back then. There no sink in there. There’s no TP. You just know you will take a shit and not feel clean. Medieval Europe is like present day India

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are stupid if you think people didn't wipe their asses just because they didn't have mass produced paper for it. Also shitting in those looks 100× better than the outhouses I would see camping as a kid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sure they wiped it once and that was that. These people bathed twice in their lives idk why you think they were masters of hygiene. You telling me this is like when brown people talk about how clean they are, they literally splash their ass with a water bottle and call it a day. You’re delusional if you think they just have packs of charmin laying around the castle. There would have been a bucket of water in that room, just like Pajeets water bottle and that’s it, anything else you bring yourself. Sounds fun?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >These people bathed twice in their lives
          This is a myth moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn’t. Isabella of Castile literally took 3 baths in her entire life, they were recorded. This was normal for back then. Everyone smelled like shit all the time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >1 person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It’s an example, you can find others. The dirtiness of premodern Europeans is well documented. Idk why people react so violently against it here, calling it a myth when it isn’t at all. Oh no, our ancestors were stinky!! So what ? I know a lot of people on this board like to glorify ye olden days but unless your room is filled with piss-bottles you are probably a dainty cosmopolitan and wouldn’t like it very much back then

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Idk why people react so violently against it here, calling it a myth when it isn’t at all
            part of christard cope. there's very little chance to claim that christianity wasn't the sole cultural force during the middle ages, therefore the next best bet is that the middle ages were some sort of wakanda-on-earth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Idk why people react so violently against it here, calling it a myth when it isn’t at all
            part of christard cope. there's very little chance to claim that christianity wasn't the sole cultural force during the middle ages, therefore the next best bet is that the middle ages were some sort of wakanda-on-earth.

            I am an atheist. I have no vested interest in defending the Middle Ages. I just find cheap myths about it vexing -- because they are not true. There doesn't have to be any other reason.
            https://going-medieval.com/2019/08/02/i-assure-you-medieval-people-bathed/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I am an atheist.
            sure you are, buddy, sure you are.
            you just happened to stumble across some vehement denialist site and decided to believe it over the numerous examples, the total lack of any expression of disgust at those examples and at the hygiene habits of peasants just yesteryear. I grew up in rural Transylvania in the 1960s/1970s, and hygiene standards were outright dismal. add to this the more difficult access to soap, the lack of knowledge about the importance of hygiene (will you, oh atheist one, claim now that medieval christians knew that being dirty had anything to do with illnesses?), and a shitload of other factors, and you have a stink to end all stinks.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude you do know wood ash and tallow were mixed to make soap?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            this

            Dude you do know wood ash and tallow were mixed to make soap?

            You don't even need tallow, you can clean using ash from the fire and a bundle of straw. It was a daily ritual for English medieval peasants at the end of a working day, but then they were IQ 100 Anglos living in an idyllic country village like Hobbiton not IQ 80 Gypsy Ottoman rapebabies being preyed on by vampires.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            e-thots with piss bottles in the bg do not reflect the common man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >These people bathed twice in their lives
          Meme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >These people bathed twice in their lives
          How do people still repeat this shit in 2024?
          https://going-medieval.com/2019/08/02/i-assure-you-medieval-people-bathed/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I am an atheist. I have no vested interest in defending the Middle Ages. I just find cheap myths about it vexing -- because they are not true. There doesn't have to be any other reason.
            https://going-medieval.com/2019/08/02/i-assure-you-medieval-people-bathed/

            Not a reliable source, cherry picks evidence, provides no dates, and uses the f-word throughout the essay. Try again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Any better sources incoming, or are you conceding already?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, the dirtiness of premodern europe is so well documented and understood that any attempt by medievalists (Or Christians) to revise the image by cherry picking can only cause eyes to roll. My reaction is exactly the same when muslims try to claim antecedents for every single modern invention within “Islamic science.” The thread begins with someone suggesting that shitting down a hole with no amenities wouldn’t be so dirty after all! So there’s a vested interest to make the Middle Ages seem better than it was, a long term propaganda project apparently. It’s just more “everything you thought you knew was wrong!” But from right-wingers instead of left-wingers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see, the latter then.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >These people bathed twice in their lives
          There is this thing called a river

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Girl be wearing a headdress for modesty and then flaunt them tiddies on tjeir """hunting trip"""

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and sitting properly on the horse, both legs on one side, as befits a honourable woman.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at all the morons who fell for your b8

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ask me how I know you get your history from movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Medieval Europe is like present day India
      Probably even worse lol at least indians live and shit by the river/coast, most europoids lived far inland.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid or disabled? You do realize how many rivers run through Europe, right?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ancient Greeks often used stones ("pessoi") or fragments of ceramic ("ostraka") to wipe.
    Wow the idea of fricking some Athenian twink is not as appealing anymore...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely. past == imagine the stink (lol no, you really cannot).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >using broken ceramics to wipe your ass
      Wouldn't that result in cuts In the worst possible places?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    however, an arrow up your ass from one of the besiegers might qualify as your problem.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    okay, but now imagine it's a hot young woman shitting
    yeah, not so gross now, huh?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you morons never seen a bidet?
    You take a bowl of water and use your fingers. Then you wash your hands.
    >hurr durr bidets spray your ass
    Only modern ones. Water + Finger was the traditional method.
    There's a reason soap which used up valuable fats was produced en masse in Europe.
    Unless you're a coping shitskin there really is no justification for the dirty middle ages myth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brown hands typed this post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. German but I lived in rural Italy for a while.

        and this method was recently lost all over northern+eastern europe, such that our folklore includes suggestive names for plants whose leaves are fit for asswiping?

        Wikipedia says it's a religious thing with protestants using leaves while catholics used water. No idea if it's true but fits my experience.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >wikipedia says
          well, never heard about this particular religious difference and it is not my experience anyway. by the time I was a child, everyone (protestant, catholic, orthodox and the village secretary of the communist party) used yesterday's newspapers and last year's farmer's almanach in the outhouse. the plant thing was still taught to little children who might not always make it to the outhouse, and again there I saw no religious differences.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >(protestant, catholic, orthodox and the village secretary of the communist party)
            where the hell are you from? ...hungary?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an ethnic hungarian now living in Hungary but I was born in Romania/north-western Transylvania, and lived there for the first 25 years of my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and this method was recently lost all over northern+eastern europe, such that our folklore includes suggestive names for plants whose leaves are fit for asswiping?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Showering once a week is more than enough, modern weaklings feel the need to scrub themselves daily even while doing no true work. Shameful

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