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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still make these?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got it at a yard sale

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mate these will still be manufactured after the nuclear apocalypse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are the reason I even bothered to try out mechanical keyboards. Holy shit who the hell would buy the literal worst membrane keyboard available? I'm having flashbacks to school and suddenly not being able to type without my autism flaring up because of how shit it felt to touch the keys. I'm in my fricking 30s and I remember this shit. What the frick--OP and by extension anyone else in this thread who's made an argument for a DELL keyboard specifically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to reply to OP

        https://i.imgur.com/evsalrZ.jpeg

        Nothing like a brand new 'brane

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mechanicaltroons seething and malding right now

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got 10 boxes of generic corporate HP key boards from work and they will last me a lifetime of comfy typing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's insanely... cheap. Why not just spend some money on something that's more comfortable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please provide give a glimpse.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is a better keyboard than any mechanical

    mechanical keyboards have shit typing feel, membranes have this smooth, refined action and they feel like an actual tool whereas mechanicals feel like a kindergarten toy for kids. also mechanicals feel like they could break at any moment. membranes can withstand punishment and harsh conditions if need be, they are like an ak-47, a tool that simply works and gets the job done. no serious work was ever done with a mechanical keyboard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Membranes are cheap and shit. They more easily succumb to physical stress and inevitable debris. Their only advantage is being cheap.

      n-key rollover was just made up by Big Key to sell their overpriced keyboards

      n-key rollover is only useful for keyboard gayming, no serious typists or programmer is going to try more than 3 to 4 simultaneous keystrokes. You will rapidly develop RSI.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no serious typists or programmer is going to try more than 3 to 4 simultaneous keystrokes
        that's literally all steno is you fricking idiot.
        >not using chords as shortcuts
        ngmi

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold both shift keys with your pinkies. While holding them, type "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG" and post results.
    If you're missing letters or spaces, your keyboard is garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
      What kind of moronic typing test is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one you're trying to cheat through.

        what does this typing test achieve? if certain letters dont show up then what?

        It proves that your keyboard is dogshit and you need a proper one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It proves that your keyboard is dogshit and you need a proper one.
          yes. I need to be able to type while pressing both shift keys like a complete spastic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You might need to press two keys at once, but you sound particularly stupid so don't worry about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even ps/2 keyboards could do that, not that you would know. And even the shittiest usb keyboards can typically do 6 keys at once.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of my PS/2 keyboards have 2KRO, although it's probably by design, because they're from the 80s. All of them are row/column keyboards.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you just try to add validity to your damage control by namedropping PS/2? This is low even for you. And it's hilarious how personally offended you are, as if that anon invented that test or something.
            Sort yourself out, Nancy, you're a mess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      n-key rollover was just made up by Big Key to sell their overpriced keyboards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And birds aren't real.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I need to press multiple keys at once, I'll just buy a damn XBOX controller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does this typing test achieve? if certain letters dont show up then what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dogshit keyboard owner detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a bot engagement post. No human being thinks like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
      >source?
      my engram layout uhkV2 complete with dual modules and extended angle stand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE QUICK ROWN FO JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG>

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the quick brown for jumped over the zaly dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
      Macbook Pro built-in kb master race reporting in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE QUIK BRON FO JUPED S OER HE LA DOG

      >ED S
      I misread the prompt and typed jumped instead of jumps.
      Backspace wouldn't register with both shifts held.

      $50 keyboard btw. ;^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG
      PS/2 bros... how do we respond?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEUIKROWFOJUPSOERTHELAYDOG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gets to live.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
      on a shitty $60 gayming keyboard that is no longer sold

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't there cheap keyboards I can program macros to the PCB with?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going full bore on that ruthless creamy build right now. It's got that prehistorical weight mod harvested from ancient greek constructions. Unleash the ghost of J. Robert Thockenheimer when I apply the ping obliteration mods. Nuclear levels of thock. A single actuation on this shit and you lose control of your faculties. I've got that arcane nefarious build, mathematically unviable concoction for those frankenswitches. This shit will land you in the infirmary.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best keyboard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 mouse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically there are three mice in this picture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically there are three mice in this picture.

        I have some pain in my right hand so try to use left hand for most stuff. Only when shit gets really intense and there is no room for error I escalate to right hand

        Trackpad is for quick small easy moves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have been using a computer my whole life and I am now in my mid 30s. I also spent a year as a cashier before entering into the Army and doing even more crap to my body to injure it. I found the biggest thing that helps alleviate and even cured my carpel tunnel syndrome was posture and position. You don't want to put any pressure on your wrist while typing. I have my chair's arm positioned just slightly behind the desk where my elbow pivots off it, so that my hand is free to move around. I had hand pain in my early 20s, but I figured out right quick what the problem was, and it was putting pressure on the wrist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok. Seems linked to mouse in my case

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't count

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the brand new "smell"

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the 8115s, typing on one now and have one as backup. I've been using this one for 10+ years. You can find them at goodwill for $3-$5

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tho that one is not that good but better than usual HP.
    This one is probably best cheap OEM.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those IBM membranes were definitely the best.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya there is its called a 6 year old mechanical keyboard

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the k270 and m185
    >waaah the mouse is too small
    lay off the big macs fatass

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best is K120. Worst is pic rel HP keyboard, it feels like there are gummy-bears under the keys.

    [...]

    You keep posting this, you moronic Black personmonkey, without knowing what Redditspacing is. It's 2 newlines. TWO. PRESSING THE RETURN KEY ISN'T FRICKING REDDIT SPACING. You however, have in your very own post, Reddit spaced. Go back, please, I beg you. Also the picture you keep posting seems to be pro Reddit spacing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's 2 newlines.
      Best thing is kids will never get why it's two lines.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got a membrane with a ps/2 connector, im living the dream

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the K860 ergo. I will never go back to mechanical

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use this kind of Compaq keyboard and love it. I will be sad the day it breaks.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been heavily using the same 'br' for over 2 decades.
    It cost $10 at the time and is the love of my life. And extension of my arm.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2008 keyboard or what?
    >no FN key and related conveniences
    e-waste

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