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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just let the nukes fly already

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >second family
    that's biz

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a office drone after the great reset

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proper bants

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate brits so much it’s unreal

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Britain needs a nuke reset

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incel manlet rage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you have incel manlet rage? It's probably nothing to do with your height bro

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it hurt.
    Yes, it worked.
    Now, we're coming home. Back to the office.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not having to buy lunch
    It's so nice to buy a £9 sandwich from Pret

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not having to buy lunch
      Ah yes, I love eating microwavable goyslop or having to bring in some shitty coldcut sandwich!

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  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not having to buy lunch
    Ah yes, I love eating microwavable goyslop or having to bring in some shitty coldcut sandwich!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not part of the in crowd that the boss takes to lunch everyday, and charges it to the company.
      NGMI

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2020 - an incredible year
    As Covid 19 made us fear
    No more office, work from home
    A life on Zoom and Google Chrome

    Staying up late, it was fun
    We somehow managed to get work done
    Working in pyjamas was a lark
    And one hour's exercise in the park

    But deep down we were isolated
    The office couldn't be replicated
    We felt a sudden surge of loss
    No more banter with the boss

    As time went by, we understood:
    WFH was just no good
    And so to the office we return
    To work, engage, progress and learn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KYS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking die

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what irvine welsh would say

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you like the about the Germans but you know they'd have some crazy compound noun to capture the exact and precise feeling of dread that a wagie feels when stood on a tube platform on a weekday morning

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I quit wagecucking over two years ago now I'm so removed from that world I can barely even remember it the whole thing seems like a dream or maybe a nightmare. Can't relate to wagies anymore seeing them toiling away and all the coping they have to do just mystifies me now. I can't imagine ever going back to that life i would do just about anything else before ever retuning to wagie life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All those little American office idiosyncrasies were truly a delight for me during my wagecuck years.
      The way all those seemingly casual, yet carefully codified work-avoiding rituals played out felt to me like watching a nature scene at the park. Watching the ducks on a lake engage in whatever social dynamics their quacks were meant to convey.
      Even better, I could become the duck. I could walk to the office kitchen, pour myself a cup of joe, and find myself dragged into my very own personalized quacking experience.
      I wouldn't go as far as claiming I miss it, I'm not insane, but I do look back at it fondly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You, anon, explained it beautifully. Thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm its a slow burn type nightmare. Consider yourself lucky youre not in tight elevators, overpacked lunch areas and open office.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know im gonna get hated for this but i kinda miss going to work on my office job. Yeah it got unbearable sometimes but, it was simpler. I just clocked in, did as i was told, and once i clocked out i could simply forget about work and focus on enjoying my free time. I feel more free now, sure, but freedom is heavy, its a heavy burden. Sure i make four times the amount of money i made then with my tuzki bags and my startup company, but, i dont know, there's a sudden feeling you get when you realize you're 35, live alone and have all the time in the world, yet tomorrow you have to wake up at 5am because you need to manage a lot of tasks that you imposed in yourself. Nostalgia is something you appreciate once you grow older

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i see your point, you can learn alot of things when an office employee /employee

      but at some point is a trap of fakeilarity.

      It's sort of a living death, becuase among other things most of the people there can't afford to really care about you even if they wanted to, and will disapear for a variety of reasons anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also sorta feel this. Sadly its like 50 cent said
      > “ Sunny days wouldn't be special if it wasn't for rain
      Joy wouldn't feel so good if it wasn't for pain”
      If i won the shitcoin lottery i would go back to my neet ways. And id just waste away i think. I only usually do as much as i need to anyway, and if i wasnt forced to uphold a decent job (if i worked a shit job id need to work hard for less pay) then id likely amount to nothing.
      At least when i place myself in discomfort doing intellectually stimulating work (IT) i feel like im contributing to society and being a specialist at least in something, and get to rly feel like my days off matter.

      Anyways what kind of startup you on anon? I tried AI automation but i sorta gave up on it xD

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Casually says Seeing second family
    Wtf, how many Brits do this? Do people actually have second families?
    I would honestly love to have like two or maybe even 3 wives but its not legal where I am, so maybe having a second secret one wouldnt be super bad, but like another country or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf, how many Brits do this? Do people actually have second families?
      No.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that it's mostly in the UK that billboards are taunting the people? And that for decades. What's going on there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's what happens when you live in a country where the sun never comes out. Messes with peoples minds

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EXCUSE ME, WHO JUST JOINED?

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