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>”oh my god some random China man on the other side of the world caused the long night!!!11”

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this one and it’s Targaryen companion book

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Euron is the Bloodstone Emperor reborn!

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Squishers built Asshai

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much more likely than “lol Chinese dragon lords” tbh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really think whoever or whatever predated the Valyrians were inhuman and abominable rapists from the salt seas, and the people who built the oily black stone were their raped thralls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The “great empire of the dawn” wasn’t a human empire and moronic yi-tish are misinterpreting the black horrors of the past as some golden and glorious age that never actually happened, just like real life China.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ways That Are Dark enjoyer?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love that book. One of my buddies stole a copy when he was into drugs and spent a whole week holed up in a motel room, smoking black tar and studying the book lol. He's clean and sober now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >studying genreshit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, when's the last time he's been laid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t he married

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every morning an oiled-up slave child slithers into the darkness between his fat-folds to find the moldy nub of his penis and suck out a few spurts of its putrid nectar, her only source of sustenance. so if that counts, this morning

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really don’t like this post. You should have a nice day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          we both know you're going to be first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lovely

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he knows

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Grow up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably before that Logan Paul fight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a strange phenotype he has

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Essos is a total mess of randomness in his books. It has many lovecraftian elements but I doubt any of that will matter in the books.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I doubt any of that will matter in the books.
      90% of his fanbase is convinced it will matter
      These people are insane

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that all the extended unexplained lore like the deep ones or anything else like that are just there to l give his world some depth. Some of it could be that Martin believes that things like the deep ones exist. And others could be ideas Martin has where the deep ones do not exist and it’s just an interesting myth to make the iron born more interesting. Essos could be interesting if it really were this weird place where a bunch of lovecraftian monsters used to roam. But when I read the books it seems like it’s just a way Martin gives essos culture so that they are not just bland cities. But for me essos is very random and quirky and I am completely uninterested in it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, Dragons, little elves and some ice people exist on this world, how deep homies not be real there?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not every myth in the world of westeros or essos is real.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            a lot of that isn't supposed to be real in-universe, it's just what the westerosi maesters believe about these places, places they barely even know exist at all. the inverse also happens, like in yi ti they think the lannisters are literal lions made of gold or something.
            but that's the boring answer, and in reality, a decent amount of this is also actually supposed to be real. in westeros, there are dragons and frost demons, a 700 foot tall 300 mile wide wall of enchanted ice, and people have been resurrected from the dead. why couldn't some lovecraftian be real in essos?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like in yi ti they think the lannisters are literal lions made of gold or something
            That would have been the Asshai’i, from further east, when they interacted with Longstrider.

            — ‘Lomas Longstrider reports that, even in far Asshai-by-the-Shadow, there were merchants who asked him if it was true that the "Lion Lord" lived in a palace of solid gold and that crofters collected a wealth of gold simply by plowing their fields.’

            Meanwhile…further up north…is a literal Wall of ice.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please write in English.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that all the extended unexplained lore like the deep ones or anything else like that are just there to l give his world some depth. Some of it could be that Martin believes that things like the deep ones exist. And others could be ideas Martin has where the deep ones do not exist and it’s just an interesting myth to make the iron born more interesting. Essos could be interesting if it really were this weird place where a bunch of lovecraftian monsters used to roam. But when I read the books it seems like it’s just a way Martin gives essos culture so that they are not just bland cities. But for me essos is very random and quirky and I am completely uninterested in it

        homie, Dragons, little elves and some ice people exist on this world, how deep homies not be real there?

        Not every myth in the world of westeros or essos is real.

        a lot of that isn't supposed to be real in-universe, it's just what the westerosi maesters believe about these places, places they barely even know exist at all. the inverse also happens, like in yi ti they think the lannisters are literal lions made of gold or something.
        but that's the boring answer, and in reality, a decent amount of this is also actually supposed to be real. in westeros, there are dragons and frost demons, a 700 foot tall 300 mile wide wall of enchanted ice, and people have been resurrected from the dead. why couldn't some lovecraftian be real in essos?

        I’m also going to point out that the black stone and elements of deep sea horrors aren’t exclusive to Essos, or any continent for that matter.

        Like, it’s pretty clear there were civilizations, maybe even empires, of fishy peoples. They made contact all over the coasts of the world. Their descendants are still around.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I have seen that what you say is true. But I doubt anything meaningful will come of it in the book. It’s just background aesthetics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What no books for decades do to mfers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lovecraftian horror is better alluded to than explained so even if Martin intends it to be part of the lore and not just cheeky references it won’t be spelled out. His books seldom spell anything out and that drives engagement like crazy. Speculation is what’s kept them with a fandom.

      I would take this further to say there won’t be many definitive answers about anything in the books (assuming they even materialize, piss be upon him). The show made it explicit that the walkers were created by the children, but didn’t elaborate. They accomplish nothing and are punked by Arya too so I expect the narrative won’t do that. However it illustrates that an “answer” you’re given doesn’t really explain much. (Why did this bioweapon turn on them? What controls it, what are its goals? Etc)
      Compare it with the labyrinthine theories about Valyrians DNA editing themselves with dragons to control them, the glass candles being ancient technology and so on. How much of this will be stated outright? Nada.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if there's gonna be another book

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, you’re such a ignorant delusional homosexual punk ass motherfricker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go ahead, keep sucking Euron’s wiener, we will definitely call you a homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Excuse me? Watch your prostitute mouth, you piece of trash.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little Walder Frey will destroy Riverrun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt little walder dead? I think its big walder thats still alive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

        He's both. Clegane's body with Robert's head plundered from the dungeons. It'll make for a hilarious moment where, after multiple events see Cersei grow dependent on her supernatural bodyguard, she finally lifts up her visor and sees the cold, dead eyes of her corpulent husband staring back at her.

        It is clearly Clegane's body with Falyse Stokeworth's head

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big Walder is alive and seems to be the only commander of the Frey forces alive in the battle against Stannis. The likely outcome is that Stannis will capture Big Walder and could use him as a convenient puppet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Big Walder is alive and seems to be the only commander of the Frey forces
          Isn't he like ten? Ser Aenys Frey died when his horse fell into one of the pits the Umbers dug. Ser Hosteen ("Ser Stupid") is now commanding the Freys.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I remember from the Asha fragment that's floating around online but it's probably Hosteen. It just describes their leader's armor.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really have no interest in reading these books but I love poking around the lore of the world just to find the random weird shit in it. I've spent hours browsing through the ASOIAF Wiki just to read the lore articles. It's far and away the best thing about this story, better than the actual plot that's for sure.

    I love how the Africa stand-in continent has dinosaurs and giant apes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's better than the plot of [book i haven't read]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really have no interest in reading these books but I love poking around the lore of the world just to find the random weird shit in it. I've spent hours browsing through the ASOIAF Wiki just to read the lore articles. It's far and away the best thing about this story, better than the actual plot that's for sure.

        I love how the Africa stand-in continent has dinosaurs and giant apes.

        The main plot is pretty bad in book 4 and 5. Unless it picks up again as 4 and 5 were meant to be filler and we’re meant to be one book, I doubt it will get any better from here on.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it's a better way to approach some story that might not get a conclusion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sothoryos is kind of a South America / Africa hybrid, what with its cursed cities and pirate kingdoms and things.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sothoryos is kind of a South America / Africa hybrid
        Isn’t Westeros a North America / Western Europe hybrid?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. The children of the forest are the natives (but also the first men) and the Andals are the white people who ruined it all for everyone.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Children of the forest are sidhe

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Strong is not the resurrected Gregor Clegane, but the resurrected Robert Baratheon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's both. Clegane's body with Robert's head plundered from the dungeons. It'll make for a hilarious moment where, after multiple events see Cersei grow dependent on her supernatural bodyguard, she finally lifts up her visor and sees the cold, dead eyes of her corpulent husband staring back at her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole bloodstone emperor thing really kind of ruined the asoiaf fanbase
    Thank you david lightbringer (i hope you get molested by a fat woman)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s going on with this? Back when I read the series this was not a theory I heard of?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        George gave various civilizations around the world their own myths and attributions regarding the long night, and of these parallel or contemporary tales is that of the bloodstone emperor, mirroring that of the night’s king, kind of.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. And then there is the lion of night. But I don’t know why people are talking about bloodstone emperor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Euron is the bloodstone emperor reborn!!!11

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >emperor
          I’m hoping there’s an actual reason for why in asshai there are the five forts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The five forts aren’t anywhere near Asshai, but they were likely built by the same or similar fishy peoples.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they were likely built by the same or similar fishy peoples.
            No they weren't
            Wtf are you smoking

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they were? The five forts are right next to former coasts, just like Yeen, when the world’s waters were higher.

            There were inland seas in Essos, on both sides of the bone mountains. You people can’t connect the dots to save your lives.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't he just write winds, what the frick is wrong with him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got too involved with tv show stuff again. I’m glad he got rich but I wish HBO was more hands off for him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >George is taking so long Preston will be able to finish his heretical text and create a schism in the fandom
      Kino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s hilarious to watch the snail’s pace fanbook beat George to the punch. It’s even worse if he actually guesses a lot of the plot points. I personally think Pressy is too convoluted and his pet theories like Quentin will just be dropped by George. But if not it’ll be funny that the big tweests are all defused by having existed in the fanbook for a year or so.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't the whole point of Quentin's act, about the hero journey failing?
          Its just another yapping and rambling subplot inserted by Martin, just like Brian in the riverlands.

          Preston is being schizo for thinking it's more than that.

          So like, how can people like Preston even exist? Him along with David Lightbringer *love* the books to the point where they are perfectly okay *raping* it with their theories that border on fan fiction—something Martin despises. Frick them and their absolute arrogance.

          Honestly it is a fair point, I'm surprised they haven't moved on. I love Preston, and I still watch all his shit, but how can you care this much for a work?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The entire Martell story is GRRM basically reiterating all the series' themes in the most blatant way possible. Every time the Martells enact some new scheme for revenge one of their loved ones dies. Every. Single. Time. But they are so petty and stupid that they keep trying.
            Quentyn is a reiteration of this. Doran uses his son as a tool in his revenge quest and what a surprise, Quentyn dies horribly. GRRM, being an anti-war hippie obsessed with Vietnam, also probably wrote this in as an analogy for older generations sending their children to their deaths in foreign wars on the other side of the world.
            I wouldn't be surprised if Ellaria murders Doran and coups Dorne like in the show. It will happen after Arianne and the older sand snakes that Doran sent to King's Landing for yet another revenge plot inevitably die pointlessly. The difference is that Ellaria will actually have a sensible motive for the coup, to end the cycle of revenge that killed her lover and his family members.
            What irritates me about Preston is that he understands very well that a major theme of the story is REVENGE BAD and that GRRM is an anti-war hippie. Yet somehow he has done extreme mental gymnastics to convince himself and others that the morons in the story most obsessed with revenge will magically win out in the end.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The biggest theme of the Martell story is that Doran thinks he's a 500 IQ chess master but he just waits too long and so all his plans fail.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea and hes gonna fall like an idiot for Young Griff. No way Varys didnt prepared some "proofs" to convince Doran that kid is his nephew. Or at least this would had happened if Martin didnt stopped writing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Wasn't the whole point of Quentin's act, about the hero journey failing?
            it was to pit Dorne against Dany in the coming war against Aegon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So like, how can people like Preston even exist? Him along with David Lightbringer *love* the books to the point where they are perfectly okay *raping* it with their theories that border on fan fiction—something Martin despises. Frick them and their absolute arrogance.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s literally fan fiction now.
          But honestly it’s Gurms fault. Both in that he deliberately writes in an indirect style hinting at a lot of plot that isn’t spelled out. He baits his own readers into speculating about what is happening, and how things will turn out.
          He then produces no fricking books. It wouldn’t be so bad if they had a few years to build hype for whatever moron theories and then the book drops and dispels or confirms them. But he’s had no material for a fricking decade. The only people who care are obsessives left with nothing to do but theorize and hope. Gurms also drops more “lore” (again vague enough to never really confirm jack shit unambiguously) to churn the theorizing even more.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But honestly it’s Gurms fault
            Why? For taking so long? Hypothetically, had George been in a coma for the past 10-15 years, would you still feel this same way?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But he hasn’t been in a coma. He’s just lazy or doesn’t know how to finish the books.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty obvious he scrapped like 70-90% of the Winds of Winter that existed in 2015/2016 because he didn't like it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He hasn’t been in a coma. He keeps saying he’s writing. He’s insisted it’s coming out constantly shifting the deadline. He keeps promoting the world with new shows, the lore books, it’s a perpetual wienertease about it all coming to fruition.
            His own hype train has kept the fans occupied as there’s fricking nothing to read. So they theorize and go insane trying to distill copium about how good it’s gonna be, how it all pays off.
            That’s probably half the reason he can’t write it. He can’t come up with anything to match the hype. His best reveals have been exposed. Expect half the plot threads to just be dropped because his gardening storytelling can’t make things work.

            https://i.imgur.com/xBzJOXP.jpg

            Wasn't the whole point of Quentin's act, about the hero journey failing?
            Its just another yapping and rambling subplot inserted by Martin, just like Brian in the riverlands.

            Preston is being schizo for thinking it's more than that.

            [...]
            Honestly it is a fair point, I'm surprised they haven't moved on. I love Preston, and I still watch all his shit, but how can you care this much for a work?

            > Wasn't the whole point of Quentin's act, about the hero journey failing?
            Right, that’s what I think. The lorefreaks can’t stand the thought that he wasted a chapter just to say “haha you thought” (it’s frankly stupid and excessive given that he’s drummed the same point home however many times). They need it to mean more, tie into some grand reveal.

            If he just finished the fricking books the bar for them would have been lower. If he finished Winds before the show ended he would’t have to compete with having shown his hand (to whatever extent they got and followed his “vision”).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >abloobloobloo, make things on time for meeeeeeeeeeee

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aboobloohoo care about my books but not too much stop asking me to write just CONSOOM my illustrated loreshit and watch tee vee

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aboobloohoo care about my books but not too much stop asking me to write just CONSOOM my illustrated loreshit and watch tee vee

            Now kiss

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now have passionate sex for the purpose of reproduction

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie why did you write this in the /tg/ thread as well are you plotting on putting lardman in a coma?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cross board posters are the actual worst, and i cant tell if theyre serious trolls or not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ASOIAF Apocrypha is being written as we speak

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    George RR Martin is a conflation of:
    j RR tolkien
    George Martin - who was in charge of writing all of the Beatles music

    It's a team written series with the fat idiot as a front. Likely the team was disbanded after the TV show.

    Same thing with JK Rowling. Once the team was disbanded the limit of her creativity was the 'cursed child' abomination.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Same thing with JK Rowling. Once the team was disbanded the limit of her creativity was the 'cursed child' abomination.
      thought that was shit because she had to shoehorn it into a series that had already been finished and didnt have any space for new plotlines, and then adapt it for theatre

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackfyres are so cool, their name is edgy and they are also underdogs. Edgy underdogs are just the best.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daemon was just the better man. He should have been king, frick Daeron and FRICK Bloodraven

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloodraven is rather israeli in his comportment, isn't he?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His entire lineage is. Blackwoods should go back to da norf, they dont belong in the Riverlands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus dragon dream ability

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't really edgy honestly until Maegor. But yes. Black on red is the superior heraldry.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they assume Asshai was the capital of anything when it could have been Stygai for all we know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asshai is mentioned much more often and many important characters like melisandre come from there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....Okay, and?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And so it's no wonder people assume it is an historically relevant place

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a no wonder they're moronic for knowing anything about the Shadow. Stygai could be much bigger for all the reader knows. What about Ulthos?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lithos and stygie were made up after book three. To me I was so annoyed for all these characters religions and locations being obviously just made up on the spot after book three since the three year plan and the condensed feast for crows book didn’t work out. I am not interested in reading about Quentin Martell. I am not interested in reading about euron. I am not interested in reading about young griff. These characters obviously did not exist in the mid of the author prior to the third book being published. Why introduce so many characters when the books are supposed to be coming to the conclusion? A feast for crowd basically started the series all over again with how much it introduced.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because these readers are religious. They cannot entertain being wrong. They just believe. They don’t juggle any alternatives, even ones they dislike.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preston is a bald homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's definitely a bit of a weirdo. He kind of seems like a hatereader at times, I'm not a fan of him at all personally

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s even in Yi Ti?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ninjas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turtles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Traditional Yi-Tish medicine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some of which is probably legit, in this world at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Powdered dragon horn…

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The majority of readers take the fantasy elements, including vague myth, as outright literal and it pisses me off to no fricking end.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The faceless men did not cause the doom either

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They likely had a part to play. Maybe it was unintended. Just one piece among many players.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was the doom not just a random volcano eruption?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a theory that Valyrian wizards kept the volcanos from erupting, either through human sacrifice or other dark arts, and the Faceless Men killed all the fire mages leading to the eruption of the Fourteen Flames.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's somewhat ambiguous.

          1/2

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            2/2

            There's a theory that Valyrian wizards kept the volcanos from erupting, either through human sacrifice or other dark arts, and the Faceless Men killed all the fire mages leading to the eruption of the Fourteen Flames.

            That's not even a theory, that's in AWoIaF right here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, I totally forgot about that. Maybe it's time for a reread.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's not even a theory
            Of course it is. We're still without vast context. Why do you just up and believe things like an idiot? Do you just assume the Faceless went in there all ninja-like or something? What? You do realize Valyrians had glass candles, right?

            You people conveniently leave out so much to affirm your bullshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't mean the faceless man part. The Valyrians having fire mages that used magic to control the volcano isn't a theory.

            The Faceless Men part is speculation since their goals are nebulous. They require massive sums of money for their assassinations but it's unclear what they do with it. I don't even think GRRM knows since that plot doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's unclear what they do with it
            Hookers and blow, just like every other killer for hire

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >belief in a hundred gods and more
            >godlessness
            dumb fricking septons

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait until you hear about christians calling people of another denomination atheists.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firewyrms caused the doom you moronic motherfrickers
    They also caused hardhome

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pardon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moronic readers assume moronic things, and OP is mad about it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does awoiaf say anything interesting about the land of always winter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just the North Pole anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, there's something there. Bran saw it in the first book and cried out when he saw it, so whatever it was scared him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The norther North Pole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Others, the army of undead, you know the whole" Winter is coming".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          probably some ice people village

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They don’t have a culture tho

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aegon will steal one of dany's dragon's, burn all of the blackwood family, and win and blackfyres will be happy rulers forever afterwards

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dany
      >ever making it to westeros
      by the time she's finally on her ships to sail the entire fricking sea will be frozen and they won't be able to sail

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but the ASOIAF to right wing pundit pipeline is real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >martin causes us suffering by witholding new books from us
      >martin is a leftist
      >therefore leftists cause suffering
      It's just the logical conclusion

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read the first two books back in the day and still haven't gotten around to the rest. Are the dunk & egg stories interesting? I think I've heard good things about them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they are pretty good.

      Very different from the regular ASOIAF books in the sense that they try to be a more traditional knight story, but they are short and entertaining.

      If you like the lore they also reveal some interesting things there.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    david lightbringer ruined the fanbase

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be middle aged
      >dresses like Rhaegar
      >unintentional valyrian supremacist
      >talks about GoTD like how Helen Blavatsky talked about Agartha
      he’s profoundly based, and also a profound moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be middle aged
      >dresses like Rhaegar
      >unintentional valyrian supremacist
      >talks about GoTD like how Helen Blavatsky talked about Agartha
      he’s profoundly based, and also a profound moron.

      He's kind of cute in an awkward and frustrating sort of way.

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