okay?

okay IQfy you've been put in charge to fix youtube and making it profitable
how do you go about achieving this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shut it down
    Ez

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delete abusive channels that upload automated slop (this is actually already a rule but hasn't been enforced in over a decade)
    1080p30 cap, delete existing offending streams
    Take a cut of sponsor revenue to enable the removal of ads
    Remove all private/unlisted videos (storage abuse)
    Cease paying the RAII any money

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charge a token flat fee per video to upload videos with an unlimited expiry date, call it a "Premium Upload", "Free Uploads" uploaded under the free tier need to maintain X amount of views in the last Y years to not get pruned from the site, this frees up server space used to store garbage that nobody will ever watch, you know the sub-100 view count videos that take 20 seconds to load and have no redundant copies on google servers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or better yet, make it so your videos will never expire so long as you're paying for YouTube Premium.

      This is either genius or it will kill the platform.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that, don't even offer a free option.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      niconicodouga is dead because of Black person tier monetisation schemes like this
      the future is p2p

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never thought I would see a site try to stop me from having 2 open video tabs, not even 2 simultaneously playing videos, having 2 open windows to your site at all.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and japcucks took it up the ass until vt*bers moved to youtube

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    premium isn't enticing, so i guess they could look more into why
    i wonder how many employees you really need to keep the site operation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 engineers
      1,000,000 moderators

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >1,000,000 moderators
        Hardly any humans do anything on YouTube, it's shitty AI and filters making all the calls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not enticing because youtube doesn't provide enough value in most people's lives to pay $10 a month, $1 a month would be too much, there's too much low quality time wasting slop on youtube.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all executives, board of directors--anyone who will get in my way--keep anyone who can stop me from making massive mistakes e.g. legal; weed out H.R. so that it's objectively fair. Cut all sponsorships, Adverts, YouTube Premium, partner programs, etc. The goal is to stop relying on ad revenue to keep YouTube afloat. Send whatever team I have left and a few other volunteers across the world on a guerilla campaign to pirate all out resources. Centralize all business dealings to one sole office and power the entire building with electricity siphoned from another building. Remove gay restrictions like not being able to say "frick", "sexual assault", etc from the platform, but not make that many drastic changes to the original policies so as to not make it Rumble2. Don't care if "influencers" move onto Twitch, TikTok, or other alternative video sharing platforms because they'll be dealing with the same burden except it'll be exacerbated by the fact that they'll have more sponsorships to deal with. Hopefully after all that YouTube can become a site where people share cool videos for fun instead of it all being for the money.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make the algorithm transparent, offer a way to make your video rise to the top by paying enough money, just pay it to youtube directly and not through the roundabout fake subs, fake views, fake engagement bullshit people are already currently paying for.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bocchi the wiener!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >making it profitable
    not going to happen lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just lock 720p and higher behind a paywall and watch the money roll in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just make your service worse!
        >money will roll in!!!
        lol lmao even

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's what all tech startups have done for the last 15 years, they corner the market and then raise prices once they need to become profitable.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lean more into the creator funding ventures.
    Integrate more services that allow viewers to buy products from creators or otherwise fund them while taking cuts.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    Now I feel like I really missed out.
    I always loved LGs, more than anything, but I was too paranoid to seek this stuff out because I was worried the FBI would bust down my door any moment if I did :/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the scene moved to instagram bruh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Details?
        And I still have a problem... I am paranoid about tracking and really don't want to make an account.
        Is there a way to ensure privacy?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *and by privacy I meant anonymity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          burner phone, vpn, fake id

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, will have to research further.
            Now how do you get started getting the good stuff? Do they share in private, or what? How do you find accounts to follow?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick off fed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, if you wanna gatekeep at that point, I guess I get it...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *BTW, I am behind proxies in case you question the logic of me asking in this honeypot.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Allow little girls to do whatever they like on the platform.
    And on a side note, TOTAL JANNIE DEATH
    https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/98604468

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stream dicky

      Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're fired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick did Jannie’s delete those comments? It’s history! YouTube liberally used to promote dicky videos! I remember they were full of creepy comments from Indians too!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, IQfy is extremely heavy on censorship of certain topics.
        This is not the free speech wild west normalgays think it is.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just make sponsorships route through your platform instead. Allow advertisers to make listings for content creator ad reads with the ability to set certain criteria for those thst can accept the offer such as sub count View count genre audience dynamic and take a fee. Do the same thing for direct offers make it against ToS to do sponsorships outside of this system. Fee can be small, every moronic YouTuber does ad reads now and they can take a 5 or even 10% cut. Make YouTube premium members able to automatically skip these ad reads if they want to. Keep the normal advertising going but not waste an entire team of pajeets on fighting ad block. Allow channels to pay for their videos to appear in a sponsored section at the top of everyone's homepage also based on interest and demographic. Nothing too intrusive though not like anyone would do anything about it if it was. Add subscription based stock footage and music libraries to the shitty video editor and ideally make it good. You can have these ideas for free if you bring public dislikes back. And also pay me.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charge $500/day for third worlders to access the website so their unwatchable slop falls off the Internet.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bring back the uncucked algorithm
    lobby congress to not rape you into bankruptcy with fines when it starts recommending dicky again

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make a side site thats like youtube but with looser rules, that way people can monetise fairly if they swaer alot or talk about controversial topics,

    2 sites = double the money

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Promote videos uploaded in 240p or lower that are between 3 and 8 minutes long

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pedoshitters deserve to be on the rainbow with the rest of lgbtqz
    you can tell by their incessant need to derail any forum available with discussion of their unhinged fetish

    as to fixing youtube? fire anyone non-essential and make premium more exclusive, maybe by locking features behind it
    as if now youtube is default dead and only a complete overhaul will change that

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got monetized 2 months ago
    >my last video makes 1.5k views within 10 hours on youtube after a day of getting no views
    >after 1.5k views the algorithm suddenly stops recommending my video and I get almost no views on it anymore

    this has happened with my last three videos, can someone explain to me WHY THE FRICK it does this shit?

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