Okay, I have 7 figures

Now what the frick am I supposed to do with all this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put 250k in 3 different HYSAs

    put 150k in a stable etf

    Use 100k for more riskier stocks/crypto

    at least thats what i would do but

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those HYSAs are money market funds right? The same kind that can get rugged at a moment's notice during the upcoming GFC 2.0?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fdic insured. Hysa is not a money market fund

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it's an actual savings account, don't those always get pitiful yields like less than 1%?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking stupid? Just google HYSA idiot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes if you're moronic and put it in a big bank. Just join some credic unions. You do three different ones because each one is covered up to 250k even if it goes under.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Theres some that give like 5% per year savings.
            Even some stock brokers (like webull) offer 5% year return on idle cash in your cash accounts.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Invest 80% responsibly through slow, deliberate research and planning
    Blow 20% impulsively on fun shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me. You don’t need it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Give it to me. You don’t need it.

      How long have you worked for a revenue agency?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy an AMG mercedes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally never understood Mercedes.
      They look like literally any car but they cost over $60,000.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like, literally

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They look like literally any car

        Except in one spot

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Build a temple

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    realize that it's a melting ice cube!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Becky Quick is such a bawd

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape kids as a israelite

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real state and gold *ssssiiiiiiip* yep, that's how real men invest their money.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make it 8. 7 ain't shit

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put some on CONAN and reach 8 figs, keep going

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever make it, I’m gonna basically start an autist farm so I can help dudes get laid, have solid employment, and all that shit. Weaponize their autism for me and their benefit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this honestly seems like it could be pretty successful as long as your selection mechanism is decent

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You give it to TYRONE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Efferiums.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Thailand and have sex with premium, passable ladyboys on the beach.

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