>once my github has 20 repositories someone will surely hire me

>once my github has 20 repositories someone will surely hire me

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My git hub has no repositories so corpos know I'm not busy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how is that a good thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More time to slave away so Mr joshberg can have another yacht

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a GitHub account because I'm not giving away my project for free

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >happy to steal code and ideas from other projects
        >refuses to give back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's how corpos know you're a professional in their own ways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we got a proprietarian here oy vey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More time to slave away so Mr joshberg can have another yacht

      how is that a good thing

      Corporations are like women.
      If you are actually lonely, women don't want you.
      If you have too much free time, employers don't want you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie I have infinite free time, im unemployed
        why the frick else would I be applying for a job

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said. Unemployment doesn't look good on a CV. They prefer people leaving other jobs for theirs. Not discouraging you, you should still go for it, just saying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The ole' catch 22
            You need a job to get experience
            You need experience to get a job

            It's hard out here bros. good luck to all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's everything in life.
            You need money to get more money.
            Power to get more power.
            You to be experienced and social to get women and you need women to get experienced and social.

            I don't even list github on my resume and I have two interviews next week.

            Interview doesn't mean jack shit. A job offer is what counts.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have faith in yourself, anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got hired off of YouTube videos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post channel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        checked
        >post channel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It got yeeteed last year.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my personal GitHub has no commits in the past 4 years
    I'm too busy working to write free code

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for real. if you got time to write shit otuside work youre slacking. especially early career

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll hire you! Now you work for me!
    Congratulations, you deserve it! oh yeah keep sucking it boyo

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone will.
    A couple years ago my manager was raving about a new hire, how he eats and breathes code, because his git has tens of repos.
    All impressed I went to check.
    Mostly just forks with him adding a comment in readme and similar shit.
    Had some original code as well, but little of it and pretty basic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mine has 20 but 7 of them are forked repositories and I have 3 for this React project because things kept going wrong so I have 10 projects

      Im a NEET whos never worked but I want to so I started taking my personal projects seriously a few months ago and since then Ive made 6 repos/projects

      I just have the goal of doing something everyday, some days maybe just changing 1 line while others might be 5 hours of uninterrupted productivity
      am I gonna make it at this pace?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >20 repositories of "fix typo accept pr pls? :)"
    yeah, someone will surely fall for it at some point

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even list github on my resume and I have two interviews next week.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one repo with 90 stars and another with 180

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My highest has only 46 and zero contributors aaaaaa
      why don't people star me??
      why does society hate meeeee???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just spam it on reddit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mine has 20 but 7 of them are forked repositories and I have 3 for this React project because things kept going wrong so I have 10 projects

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just post my homework projects as portfolio projects for filler. If I had something useful, would never give it to corpos or opportunistic people for free.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Imagine working for free, literal code jannies lmao.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't use github because i don't want my code used to train aislop
    also i mostly write malware so that's not really something i want to share anyway

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