>personne = nobody. >personne = person

>personne = nobody
>personne = person
??????

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglos
    YOU WILL NEVER BE A ROMANCE LANGUAGE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a living language

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a Romance problem. It's a French problem.

      Italian
      >nessuno = nobody
      >persona = person
      Spanish
      >nadie = nobody
      >persona = person
      Portuguese
      >ninguém = nobody
      >pessoa = person
      Romanian
      >nimeni = nobody
      >persoană = person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a French problem.
        Frogs have higher iq so they get the idea across via a double negative (much more elegant) instead requiring an extra word.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not like the french to use unnecesary extra words
          >Qu'est-ce que c'est ? = what is it that it is?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is the english word for two days from now again?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            monday

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You mean "the day after"? Sound elegant enough tbh

            I know some slavic languages and it is somewhat "neater" from a technical perspective in that you just keep stacking "after-" prefix.
            A day after tomorrow in russian is "пocлeзaвтpa". Three days from now in russian is "пocлeпocлeпocлeзaвтpa" where "пocлe" means "after" and "зaвтpa" means "tomorrow" (although people very rarely use this form (only when wanting to accentuate the period of time by contriving such a ridiculous form) and instead refer to such a day with some more convenient identifier)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's neat. Like après-demain and après-après-demain but componded

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            overmorrow
            https://www.dictionary.com/browse/overmorrow

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Having an actual word is cooler.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
          We all cope with our flaws.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Frogs have higher iq
          Quite the opposite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Birds have a lower BMI?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it would seem to me that education is different, with emphasis on pragmatism
            but french education has been on the decline since the 1890s
            IQ is lower because France is full of shitskins and nogs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >IQ is lower because France is full of shitskins and nogs
            That's just a cope. IQ has declined in ethnic Frenchmen, too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah because education has been on the decline since the 1890s, once rhetoric was removed from the program

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No they fricking don’t

          TOTAL ANGLO DEATH

          TOTAL ANGLO DEATH!

          Rent free

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >thread made to shit on frogs
            >lolol rent free
            braindead bazza lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Frogs have higher iq
          ah yes the language in which 70-79 go sixty-ten to sixty-ten-nine, 80-89 go four-twenty to four-twenty-nine, 90-99 go four-twenty-ten to four-twenty-ten-nine truly showcases high iq and enlightenment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know for a fact from a song about balloons that 99 in French is nondynon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you need extra numbers? cant do basic arithmetic on the fly? once again frogs have higher iq

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      French “people” are spiritual roasties

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >red = color
    >read = past tense of read

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lead
    >Lead
    >Led
    >LED
    ????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We pronounce all of those differently though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lead #2 and led use the same pronunciation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        First two are spelled the same, second and third sound the same, 4th is me being cheeky but you have people who make it sound like the former two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >par, pars part
      >peu, peux, peut
      >paie, paix, pet
      >pair, paire, père

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://onlineteachersuk.com/english-homophones/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.fluentu.com/blog/french/french-homophones/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oui le concept of des gaygophone existe in all languages, thankyou for le affirmation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some more than others. French is particularly notorious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gonna cry ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And that's a good thing! Keeps riffraff from mastering it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's an aesthetic flaw. Has nothing to do with mastering the language.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. riffraff ruffian
            Skill issue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            aesthetics =/= skills

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            git gud

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, majority of africa and caribbean has mastered it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mastered
            GOOD MORNING SAAR LETS FRICK YOU MOTHERFRICKING BASTARD

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all the french kids are now speaking frenglish with african language ticks
            it's so fricked here, i fricking hate it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >african language ticks
            such as ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ebonics will take over every language so at least you can find solace in that little factoid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn lol, I haven't spoken french in years and I still feel upset imagining that. Btw female linguistic scientists are always so fricking gay and useless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            TND

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            affrication =/= africation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except that the Liberation homosexual that wrote this shit is a perfidious Black person lover
            The whole Tch/Dji of words come from parodying the southeastern "cagole" french accent (be it from Marseille or Nice)
            It's like having kids speaking ironicaly with a southern redneck accent but saying they're speaking ebonics

            The language tick as it spreads today still emanates from North Africa. Yes, there's a little of it that was already there from Southern France and Quebec. It doesn't mean that the current epidemic doesn't come from invaders.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            liberation is a leftist newspaper, ie a garbage. Same with the lemonde.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except that the Liberation homosexual that wrote this shit is a perfidious Black person lover
            The whole Tch/Dji of words come from parodying the southeastern "cagole" french accent (be it from Marseille or Nice)
            It's like having kids speaking ironicaly with a southern redneck accent but saying they're speaking ebonics

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ebonics will take over every language so at least you can find solace in that little factoid

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nar = where?
    >nar = there
    Really, homie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now French...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong with that? Latin uses "cum" to mean when, since, although, and with. Can't apply a bit of logic to figure out the word's syntactical function?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up, no one cares.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it dont

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's from the times of the early Frankish Empire when a Merowing king said that he was born cool, his guard replied that nobody is born cool, so the king said 'I am nobody', and the same time he demanded the words nobody and person to be termed the same by enforcement of the law, because every French person is cool, he said.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL ANGLO DEATH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TOTAL ANGLO DEATH!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they have a stroke?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      90 in French? quatre-vingt-dix (four [times] - twenty [plus] - ten). Such a weird language.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have 29% left of la coupe de feu to read
    Since the start of december I have read
    >Harry Potter à l'école des sorciers
    >Harry Potter la chambre des secrets
    >Harry Potter prisonnier d'Azkaban
    >le petit prince
    I like French a lot
    Ne is such a good word

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ne is such a good word
      huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ne is a word that is used to mark a negation but also many other things
        It is often used in sentences in a way called pleonastic for example in some comparisons and in some subjunctive sentences

        bait

        Not bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bait

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >personne = nobody
    >une personne = a person
    >la personne = the person
    Quel est le problème?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Je suis a gay you see
      Ne comprenday pah le language okay? I am tres sillee et also lela troony

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Je suis a gay you see
        Redundant. You speak French, we know you're a gay.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am le learner of french, i am fsl but efl. Now shut the frick up you goddamned pinko wienersucker.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You like it up the ass, you said it already.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I am an anglosaxon. I crossdress on my days off. i explained the french guy why I had a problem understanding the difference.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can easily see it as the variable being transmuted to its generic type when there is no instance to fit a statement. There is never any risk of ambiguity anyway because of which puts the word in a different category, and you have the same semantic content with a single word. It is related to verbs being in negative form with it (Personne ne le fait and not Personne le fait, but Nobody does it) which bypasses any meta question on domains of validity.
      If anything it would be very elegant to generalize this but here it only exists as a special case that arose spontaneously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the problem?
      It's French

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explains a lot about the French mentality

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the following words
    >veille
    >désormais
    >jadis

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bass = fish
    >bass = sound

    ?????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is those belong to different categories. Personne refers to people.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    polyphemus malding

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    French has been destroyed by the french bourgeoisie. it's been 200 years already and we are the last stage of the destruction. The end will be this century.

    The only way to save french is to go back to per-revolutionist time. Ideally old french, but middle french is fine.

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