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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, you attention-seeking homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blogpost board, seethe.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are those the ones you mom bought for you? They seem pretty kino. Please post a photo of what a regular page looks like (I've never bought Pleiade)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These are a bit weird, because instead of Old French on the left page and the translation on the right page, they put the the Old French as a footnote! I like to read the Old French, so it hurts my neck and my eyes 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the French refuse to make verse translations of arthurian legends?
        Every single chrétien de troyes edition that I found is in prose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's really the translator's decision and not the decision of the French. Also the Lancelot-Graal cycle is a prose work, so it wouldn't make sense to translate it into verse. At that point you'd be creating an original work, like when La Fontaine put Aesop into verse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I saw now that it was a prose novel in the picture.
            But that doesn't change the fact that there simply aren't any verse translations of chrétien de troyes available, which is kind of specific for the french literary culture since the most popular translations of medieval romance in english and german tend to be in verse (i'm thinking of the green knight or Eschenbach here).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you referring to translations into English or just into modern French? Anyway prose translations are good if you're trying to follow along in the original, which is probably the way to go for something like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about translations into modern french. I just think that a lot of enjoyment of these romances is derived from the verse, since the stories themselves aren't often THAT interesting.

            Troyes is rarely translated into verse. The only verse translation in English that I know is Burton Raffel’s translation for Yale (in different tomes.).

            Ok i didn't know that. What do you think is the reason for that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > Ok i didn't know that. What do you think is the reason for that?
            It’s not poetry for which literary people in power (publishers, translators) prioritize the form, just the content. They don’t seem to really care for it like say the Homeric epics (which do have prose translations but the verse translations far outnumber them).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm talking about translations into modern french
            All the more reason to use the original in tandem then. It's truly, truly not that hard, just takes a little bit of patience, the lexicon used in these poems is pretty small in the first place and the changes from then to now aren't too massive. And if you were reading a poetic translation it would just be the translator's approximation anyway, you would not be getting de Troyes' actual poetry. Plus I think reading that antiquated language really helps to get into the mindset of appreciating the virtues of what are, as you say, essentially pretty simple stories.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Troyes is rarely translated into verse. The only verse translation in English that I know is Burton Raffel’s translation for Yale (in different tomes.).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the French refuse to make verse translations in general

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bummer. I have an edition of the Divine Comedy just like that (the original text as a footnote). Very annoying

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >basic IQfy-core
      >art hoe pussy
      Nah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does the everyman look like without the shitty dust jacket? Can you post a picture?

        newbies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does the everyman look like without the shitty dust jacket? Can you post a picture?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but the Dosto is burgundy under the dust jacket, as with all 19th century titles. Not sure if the Iliad is mauve for ancient classics or sand for poetry, since I don't have a copy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, you must be real popular here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Q9FSRUU.jpg

      Drake is drowning in pussy 24/7. Just read these and you will be too

      me and my two favorite bots, hanging out...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's mainly the Calvino that's pulling art hoe pussy for you.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want that
    Anyway what exactly are the 'albums'
    At first I thought it was simply just pictures but it seems like it contains an essay/introduction?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is an essay about the origin of the Grail legend and how it was shaped over time. The essay is illustrated with lots of pictures of Grail iconography, artwork, and art associated with the Arthurian legends. It was interesting to learn how the myth formed and evolved. Originally the grail wasn't even associated with Jesus Christ or the Last Supper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus I learned all this in a 1 hour youtube vid, the importance of bowls in pagan religion, the french guy who christianized the story, all of it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I learned all this in a 1 hour youtube vid
          I'm sure there was a lot left out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow dude! That is so heckin cool! I guess we should just start watching Youtube videos about books instead of reading books themselves!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a girlfriend and since we both have very high sex drives we bang constantly, more than even when I was young and buff and getting laid all the time. Unfortunately she also wants me to get real bookshelves instead of throwing my tomes everywhere 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just get a bookshelf you bloody degenerate

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put this into practice. Where can I find art hoes? Is it considered weird to just hang out around college campuses without attending?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do not make banging art hoes your immediate goal. Get a girlfriend and have a happy relationship. Either it will last and you will be happier than if you just banged art hoes, or it will fall apart horribly and you will become bitter and disillusioned and therefore extremely attractive to art hoes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And how does one do that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm, I went the second route and am starting to have success with them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's weird. Nobody would know if you act like a normal bloke and you're a reasonable age. I took a gap year before attending university and regularly went to campus to read and use their wifi. If you look like you belong there you'll get by without problem.
      This being said I never went to pick up girls, usual conversations trail to “what major are you doing” and I could see that giving your act up.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a joke I’ve brought e-girlta to a campus coffee shop long after I had graduated. I was approached multiple times. I tried it again at a different place months later, worked again. Ended up meeting up with 2 different girls because of Nabokov. Go figure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do they say when they come up to you? Are they arthoes or are they mentally stable

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not taking a pic but I'd stack
    >Virginia Woolf
    >Haruki Murakami
    >Sylvia Plath
    if the point were attracting arthoes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the next art hoe bait will be 50s/60s lit. didion, sontag, etc

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Ten Crack Commandments

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek this DYEL fatty self-proclaimed "Southern boy" who treats knowing a foreign language comprised of 45% true cognates as "his" entire personality on this board can't go two seconds without seething when people post in his shit threads that have nothing to do with "him." Very womanly behavior for a "southern 'boy'"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very womanly of you to remember all these personal details about me. I'm not interested in dating you. I'm not gay. I also don't know why you thought this would make me sexually interested in you. In the words of Rachel Zeigler, "Weird. Weird. Weird."

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Donna Tartt, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, Franz Kafka, Sappho, Otessa Moshfeigh, intermediate European poets like Baudelaire and Rilke, Karl Marx (but not really)
    Basically the art hoe pantheon

    Throw in a few obscure female-centric novels that nobody’s ever heard of and you have the canon pretty much down pat.

    They don’t actually like Dostoevsky by the way. They just like to name drop him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very good list.
      Add:
      Milan Kundera for some reason, especially The Unbearable Lightness of Being
      Hipster cred in UsSa or Europe but
      more known in Latin America: Clarice Lispector and Alejandra Pizarnik

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I have to pretend to like Otessa Moshfegh to get pussy I'll just die a virgin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard she's really good and they just made a movie out of one of her books with Anne Hathaway and Thomasin MacKenzie. What's so bad about Moshfegh?
        >inb4 she's israeli
        She's not.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          her books are trite

          also she's persian

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >really good
          The only morons who say this have read fewer than 40 books in their entire life and listen to redscarepod

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've read more books than you. You probably haven't hit triple digits, let alone quadruple digits. Get on my level, pseud.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have read over 1,000 and own over 1,700 books.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Having read that little it makes sense that you say Otessa Moshfegh is trash simply because she's a woman. Remind me again, what's the timeline for chud to troony pipeline? How long until you start trooning out? I bet you also summarily dismiss the works of Sally Rooney.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Work on your b8, bud. I expect a little more effort in your reply to this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >baudelaire
      >rilke
      >intermediate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for an anglo yes

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is grool

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you lot just read for the aesthetic. Assuming you even read and not just buy shit.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drake is drowning in pussy 24/7. Just read these and you will be too

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