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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Massive andjeets suicide

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Massive andjeets suicide
      go back to your designated shitting street and stay there, ramashit downdathroata.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes, the apple store is how apple reaches the jeet quota

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >apple store in india has indian employees
        What point did you think you were making with this post?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Street shitters aren't the brightest bunch that's why they're the ones shitting IQfy with the iJeet meme

          >Massive andjeets suicide
          go back to your designated shitting street and stay there, ramashit downdathroata.

          Kys Pichai wiener sucker saar

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >apple store in india has indian employees
            What point did you think you were making with this post?

            > raging

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is getting a job at an Apple Store like winning the lottery in India? Like do you jump up two castes or something? Genuine question.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ifone best saars

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So much AI

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    new iphone, new ipads, new macs, lots of histrionic talking and puffed up nonsense anyone with a brain stem can see right through. same shit different year.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Overpriced devices.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who Will Drop Cash?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wang? How quaint.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Wang? How quaint.
        Admit it, you want to play with my Wang.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Lena Headey?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want the SE Face ID iPhone so that they can stop embarrassing us apple users with the sale of the iPhone 8 for $450

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll save engineering costs, by turning the iPhone Mini into the next SE.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is handoff between iPhone and Mac for Apple Music.
    It's fricking moronic how they still haven't manage to add that.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they announce the ability to buy Mac OS to install on ANY PC so I can finally be rid of Windows and Linux.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're dropping support for x86 so it's not happening. No way Apple would want to support the near-infinite hardware combinations you find in PCs either.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The time to drop x86 is today. To keep the base happy, you may see security + critical bug fixes on x86 for 2 more years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from only being compatible with ARM architecture, MacOS depends on a lot of Apple-specific hardware that's part of the Mac SOC, like the Neural Engine and the Secure Enclave. Running MacOS on a non-Mac computer is a non-starter.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Predictions?
    Within 15 minutes everyone will get tired of hearing the phrase "Apple Intelligence"

  10. 1 week ago
    egas

    gay

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I expect a montage by the verge of every clip where a presenter says whatever AI buzzword apple uses.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's going to be siri on steroids, and it will be able to better integrate with all the Apple apps. Like create a grocery list categorized by AI with siri or making recipes from what you have in the fridge etc etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I think it's going to be siri on steroids
      I think you're probably right. Imagine if Siri and ChatGPT 4o made sweet love and had a beautiful baby.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely no mention of the Apple vision

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    take a shot every time you hear apple intelligence

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are going to die from alcohol poisoning anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cheaper than buying an iphone and watch with Apple Intelligence tm

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >prediction
    disappointment
    >hopes
    Just make ipadOS good or better yet, give it macOS

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    With the power of M4 chip, ipad will get calculator app.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Software only event. It will take a year for developers to make use of the new APIs.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ai emoji prediction (innovation starts here)

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a universal back gesture
    powered by Apple Intelligence.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wish: Siri - gpu-4o like interaction

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Amen, brother. My wish is also that they make Siri as smart as GPT 4o. I also hope it has a fallback on-device mode that's not as smart but that can do what Siri does now but with a more natural-language interface.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    At least 10 AIs per minute

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how we all used to be hardcore android defenders as kids? Now all of us have grown up and switched to iPhones for serious work

    Heartwarming

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get to see M4 Mac Pro and Mac Studio with hardware ray tracing acceleration, which could allow for much faster rendering performance in apps like Blender. I think the M2 models' lack of ray tracing hardware is a dealbreaker for 3D artists at the current price.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't they rarely or never announce new hardware products at WWDC?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Mac Pro was first announced at WWDC.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Really? I had completely forgotten that. I stand corrected, anon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > but don't they rarely or never announce new hardware products at WWDC?

        Oh, they definitely do. At last year's WWDC they announced the 15-inch MacBook Air, M2 Mac Studio and M2 Mac Pro as well as the Apple Vision Pro.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      blender has shit performace and is shit in general, it's not issue of Apple's hardware

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Every breath you take
    www.inverse.com/article/16929-apple-watch-will-now-remind-ou-to-breathe
    Every move you make
    www.stopspying.org/latest-news/2021/10/1/stop-condemns-apple-for-tracking-iphone-location-when-turned-off
    Every bond you break
    acecilia.medium.com/apple-is-sending-a-request-to-their-servers-for-every-piece-of-software-you-run-on-your-mac-b0bb509eee65
    Every step you take
    www.komando.com/security-privacy/secret-map-tracking-apple/465598
    I'll be watching you
    www.thehackernews.com/2017/10/iphone-camera-spying.html

    Every single day
    https://sneak.berlin/20201112/your-computer-isnt-yours
    Every word you say
    www.foxbusiness.com/technology/apples-siri-is-eavesdropping-on-your-conversations-putting-users-at-risk
    Every game you play
    techstory.in/apple-slammed-by-epic-games-chief-for-spyware-tools
    Every night you stay
    www.iphonelife.com/content/your-iphone-spying-you
    I'll be watching you
    www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2022/11/apple-sued-for-pervasive-and-unlawful-data-tracking

    Oh, can't you see
    You belong to me
    truthout.org/articles/apple-employee-blows-whistle-on-illegal-spying-and-toxic-working-conditions
    How my poor heart aches
    With every step you take
    nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/08/13/siri-is-listening-to-you-but-shes-not-spying-says-apple
    Every move you make
    https://sneak.berlin/20230115/macos-scans-your-local-files-now
    Every vow you break
    appleinsider.com/articles/16/09/29/apple-acknowledges-tracking-imessage-metadata-and-sharing-it-with-law-enforcement
    Every smile you fake
    abc4.com/news/tech-social-media/yes-your-iphone-is-taking-invisible-pictures-of-you
    Every claim you stake
    wonderfulengineering.com/u-s-apple-store-employees-are-working-to-unionize-and-theyre-using-android-phones-to-keep-apple-from-spying-on-them
    I'll be watching you
    www.apple.com/child-safety/pdf/CSAM_Detection_Technical_Summary.pdf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every single talking point on this RMS copypasta has been debunked.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >things i cant cope with are debunked because i say so
        KEK

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to skip the M3 Ultra for the Studio and just go straight to the M4 Ultra?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be my guess. I'm not a chip expert but M3 seems kinda weird to me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Almost certainly. M4 is a bit like M2 in that it's just a refinement with a slightly newer process and higher-yield die. I wouldn't be surprised if we see everything that currently ships with an M3 to be switched over to M4.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, M4 is 10 core

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did is rock hard

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Altman has been spotted at Apple Park so I assume he will appear on stage to announce a collaboration with Apple

    Or he'll just be an audience member, but surely not

    https://x.com/clementsauvage/status/1800200159151939750

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Long-shot prediction: Apple is buying OpenAI.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Microsoft already own a fairly big chunk of them?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know about owning them, but there's some kind of close relationship there. I know Microsoft gave them money and I think they give them datacenter space or something, and in return they've gotten licenses for earlier models. It's all very nebulous and not so simple as "Microsoft owns X%."

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have a bingo card?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      give me more input

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sam Altman takes the stage
        Co-operation with OpenAI announced

        Based on this:

        Sam Altman has been spotted at Apple Park so I assume he will appear on stage to announce a collaboration with Apple

        Or he'll just be an audience member, but surely not

        https://x.com/clementsauvage/status/1800200159151939750

        Also:
        >"It just works"
        >"Boom"
        >"Magical"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        something new with apple watch.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Apple having their own humanoid worker robot initiative

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        "Apple invents (insert thing here)"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          With a few exceptions Apple doesn't invent things. They refine things that already exist.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    new stuff, as usual.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I guess we'll find out starting in 10 minutes.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The wiener will penetrate that ass.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JAEY LOUISE lRWlNG TOTAL DEATH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every time you post I get a little spark of joy, knowing how much you have been seething for years and how it will never ever end for you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not him i just hate that little selfish frick

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    iPad bros how we feeling (no I don't own one)

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's already confirmed new AI features only work on 15 Pro or above, fricking greedy fricks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >new AI feature
      What are so attractive about these, image gen? asking assistant tier questions? summarise? They can barely control apps on the devices like how people imagine them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For me, ChatGPT lets me save ton of time writing emails and summaries to corporate, so it's a nice feature.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    all the apple executives are there at the campus interacting with fans. so do they just watch themselves on screen since its pre-recorded?
    why not do it live?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fired up!

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the heck am i watching.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the sticky?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Federighi bros…we won

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sticky where mods

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    someone make a thread telling everyone its started

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    did that lady just say "we need to fake it"?

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so nothing groundbreaking about apple tm intelligence tm, it just makes genAI slightly more convenient to use for itoddlers

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