Prove Jesus could turn water into wine

Prove Jesus could turn water into wine

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Radiochan

    Bible says it, therefore if you're a Christian it has to be true.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prove bible is true

      Jesus was God, therefore He had the ability to turn water into wine

      Prove Jesus was God

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        John 1:1

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Prove bible is true
          [...]
          Prove Jesus was God

          .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual based take from our resident israelite? I am confused yet impressed.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was God, therefore He had the ability to turn water into wine

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prove Julius Caesar was a man not a woman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      irrelevant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't peove anything from the past
        kek, the irony

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          https://i.imgur.com/56XZnBD.jpeg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would constitute "proof" in this case?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is chriatgays believe in things they can't proof so they're moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're the one that ends up looking moronic when it backfires this bad

        Jesus was God, therefore He had the ability to turn water into wine

        John 1:1

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jesus was God because a book written by schizo israelites decades after his death says so

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Julius Caesar was a man because a book written by schizo italians decades after his death says so

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being a man isn't against physic laws unlike turning water into wine

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know what physical laws are?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone older than 12 should know

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/u8OF80z.jpeg

            >magic is real if I just believe hard enough
            No

            No answer?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Prove Jesus could turn water into wine
            You first

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I know. Now what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >magic is real if I just believe hard enough
            No

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but God is omnipotent

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove Jesus turned water into wine then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove Julius Caesar was a man not a woman then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already did

            https://i.imgur.com/56XZnBD.jpeg

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I mean here

            https://i.imgur.com/qCUJoWr.jpeg

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If my mother was a prostitute she would claim god fricked her then she would start a religion like mary

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You worship a bastard israelite Lol

            You worship Jesus

            Do it again Hadrian.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he succeeded in killing all israelites Jesus wouldn't be born

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not one generation shall pass
            Do it again TITVS!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hadrian reigned from AD 117-138, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He also founded Adrianople II on the ruins of old Jerusalem. Hadrian giveth after he taketh away. A just and merciful emperor.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If my mother was a prostitute she would claim
            Non sequitur, try again

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You worship a bastard israelite Lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't worship your mother

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You worship Jesus

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm atheist.

            Why are you wasting your time with such arguments? Do you think you're going to change anyone's mind? Do you think that christians haven't realized that there is no empirical proof of these things and that this line of questioning will make them realize what fools they've been? What's your actual thought process here?

            >empirical proof
            Kek. And what experiment can you make to prove Julius Caesar was a man not a woman?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trannies live rent free therefore magic
            There's no proof you're not a woman tho

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course there is. I can see if I have penis or vegana, I can make a blood test and see chromosomes, etc.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source: trust me bro
            You're clearly a lying troony

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm atheist
            Nice taqyie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fart

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Totally bro, it happens all the time!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah like you and your prostitute mother ( I know it because my pet dog fricked her then your mom gave birth to you via her anus)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And that's how OP proved Julius Caesar was a man

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about your prostitute mother not Julius Caesar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source: trust me bro
            You're clearly a lying troony

            >And that's how OP proved Julius Caesar was a man

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove your mom didn't frick my dog

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And that's how OP proved Julius Caesar was a man

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the bible isn't the word of God because I refuse to believe it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove it is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Proofs exist only in mathematics

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The way we know the bible is the word of God is because the Holy Spirit makes it known to us by our regeneration.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Julius Caesar was a man because a book written by schizo italians decades after his death says so

        https://i.imgur.com/56XZnBD.jpeg

        https://i.imgur.com/u8OF80z.jpeg

        >magic is real if I just believe hard enough
        No

        troonybros we got 'em so good

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you wasting your time with such arguments? Do you think you're going to change anyone's mind? Do you think that christians haven't realized that there is no empirical proof of these things and that this line of questioning will make them realize what fools they've been? What's your actual thought process here?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >43 posts in a thread asking for empirical evidence from an event two millennium ago

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