Ray Kurzweil is 100% a doofus.

Imagine getting schooled on computer shit by Joe Rogan, a guy who got hit in the head and ate an elk, your entire genius futurist persona just shattered into a million pieces by probably the most viewed talk show on the planet.

Good synthesizers though. But what a doofy goof.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry forgot link

    https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1767712511581643244

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but hes right quantum encryption.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in a phone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the chinese claimed they were developing uncrackable telecommunications using quantum technology.
        The only question is why the chinese would want to do that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The only question is why the chinese would want to do that
          Military/Government use only.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but hes right quantum encryption.

        'people have been convicted of murder because alexa...'
        frickwits have been caught because they posted their crimes on facebook

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So posting yourself on Facebook, is the same as some "music speaker / assistant" being also a spy device?

          No I don' think that sounds right at all.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He got clowned on badly enough that I suspect his life’s work was merely dictated to him so he could disseminate it to the masses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      god does do that somethimes thou

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds like an old dude who's mentally not all there anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's the scariest part isn't it?
        40 years ago he probably was terrified of ever becoming that "senile old man" and that kicked off his entire obsession with futurism...

        Exactly. How could a guy who works for Google of all places not understand the extent of broadband dragnet data collection and permanent storage that exists in places like that. I think you can assume the microphone's, camera always listening, your internet history, your interaction history all get fed into the algorithm, and all of that gets shipped and store d on a server somewhere. We're just getting to the age where all that cold storage will get analyzed and interpreted, and every human being on the planet will get their own bespoke virtual federal agent who watches every single fricking interaction they ever were part of.
        This happens with the consent and knowledge of all big corporations.

        if he works in big tech and is a public figure he has probably been trained on what is PR friendly to say and what is not

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kurzweil works for Google so he's just sitting there mumbling the same line over and over like a moron
    Joe is high, paranoid and spends all his time hanging out with other drug addicted paranoiacs and keeps trying to conflate data harvesting and intelligence agencies exploiting your phone with Pegasus
    Both these people should be sent to a fema camp in a little yellow bus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ESL here, i am not american. why must the bus be yellow?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know a young guy who has developed paranoid schizophrenia over listen to guys like Rogan discuss that stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. How could a guy who works for Google of all places not understand the extent of broadband dragnet data collection and permanent storage that exists in places like that. I think you can assume the microphone's, camera always listening, your internet history, your interaction history all get fed into the algorithm, and all of that gets shipped and store d on a server somewhere. We're just getting to the age where all that cold storage will get analyzed and interpreted, and every human being on the planet will get their own bespoke virtual federal agent who watches every single fricking interaction they ever were part of.
      This happens with the consent and knowledge of all big corporations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kurzweil works for Google so he's just sitting there mumbling the same line over and over like a moron
        Joe is high, paranoid and spends all his time hanging out with other drug addicted paranoiacs and keeps trying to conflate data harvesting and intelligence agencies exploiting your phone with Pegasus
        Both these people should be sent to a fema camp in a little yellow bus

        If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kurzweil works for Google
      kek i work there as well and i didn't know that. wonder what he does here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Google is well known for hiring luminaries to do nothing at all. Sometimes people like Rob Pike manage to make something good during their sinecure there, but Google is now moving to Rust lol.

        There are two reasons, maybe three. Looks good on paper, a feather in the cap of Google if you will, and it keeps them off the market so other companies can't squeeze them for brain juice themselves. Possibly the third reason is that Google is a totally firewalled company like Boeing which has a goofy doofy ESG-driven public side for its consumer base, and a secret In-Q-Tel CIA-ran wing too doing god knows what with server farms across the globe, while creating a bunch of fake In-Q-Tel front operations to buy up computer time and suck up data supposedly devoted to scooter rental, thus concealing the true nature of what they're doing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but Google is now moving to Rust lol.
          i think rust is meant to replace c++ instead of go

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They were both made to attack the same problem, as Pike said, the issue the industry was facing was the graduates the colleges and universities were churning out were computer stupid and couldn't handle manual memory management or low level concepts. Rust is meant to abstract as much of that away as possible, as was Go. He openly said this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Rust is meant to abstract as much of that away as possible,
            Brain damage post

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you've got salt, do you have anything else?

            >the most decrepit and corrupt administration in history has thrown its weight behind rust

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Economic downturn will lead to innovation because there's less money for brain parking.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rogan BTFO'D
    we know how to build perfect privacy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is exponential because if it's not he's going to die before it happens.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theoretically you could have a phone that had encryption so good no one could listen in

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What.... the hell is this? Why is he speaking like he's the lagging with 900ping and interimittent connection issues. How has Google not fired this senile moron yet?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The synthesizers have always used recycled samples. They were never anything special.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also whatever advancements he pioneered in th 80s have been replicated and passed by other manufacturers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        VAST is still good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sure its fine, but it doesnt stand head shoulders above like it used to. Given that Kurzweil boards are made by Young Chang, they dont really have the resources to develop like the other big boys do. If you like at Kurzweil boards over the last 15 years you will see they are mostly variations of the same thing. Hell the newest stuff like the SP7 Grand uses ATST which is a nerfed version of VAST

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2005
    >The singularity is near
    >2022
    The singularity is nearer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't even upgrading his wig tech, that dead raccoon he wears on his head looks like it's from the 80s

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turned it off within 15 mins. Guy is a brainlet and can barely string a sentence together.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine getting schooled on computer shit by Joe Rogan
    People for some reason don't realize Rogan was a pc/internet enthusiast for most of his younger years, his step dad worked in tech in the 70s/80s, he used to talk about having a t1 business line run way the frick out to his house in the mountains in colorado just to have good ping on quake, he used to build his own pcs when it wasn't just legos that all snap together and works, you had to actually know what you were doing.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite his anti-aging efforts, Kurzweil is just getting really old and slow. He is also a Silicon Valley weirdo surrounded by other weirdos, almost completely removed from the checks and balances of a well rounded, grounded life. He is consumed by his high tech fantasies, definitely not fit for making sober decisions and steering us into a better future. Yet these are the people who are gaining more and more power to shape the world, unsettling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a immortal supreme sex goddess

      >Yet these are the people who are gaining more and more power to shape the world, unsettling.
      It will get much worse, there will be a big boom in longevity research, when the tech billionaires ages a bit more.

      Hope they will have fun having transferred their minds to a primitive AI brain and are destined to be museum pieces for all eternity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite his anti-aging efforts, Kurzweil is just getting really old and slow.
      Has he really been putting any effort into it beyond writing about it?

      You will never be a immortal supreme sex goddess

      >Yet these are the people who are gaining more and more power to shape the world, unsettling.
      It will get much worse, there will be a big boom in longevity research, when the tech billionaires ages a bit more.

      Hope they will have fun having transferred their minds to a primitive AI brain and are destined to be museum pieces for all eternity.

      >You will never be a immortal supreme sex goddess
      Would you want to be one? I certainly do.

      >there will be a big boom in longevity research,
      It's already starting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Would you want to be one? I certainly do.
        Yup, was projecting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based and good taste anon. May we both become immortal sex goddesses in this lifetime.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we know how to make your phone private
    Is he just referring to vulnerability free mobile OS?

    How the frick is that realistic? Are we going to rewrite everything in rust?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >on the planet
    ngmi

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I care about is uploading my mind into a giantess world simulation full of thick mommy giantesses. If that doesn't happen then I don't care about any of this shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's not totally wrong.
    There does exist unbreakable encryption, it's just a pain in the ass.
    Google "one time pad"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Completely irrelevant when you have hardware choke full of CVEs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying it in the abstract. OTOH it's possible that high level CIA guys like Kurzweil do indeed have perfectly secure phones but he just can't blab about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meh. At best it would be security through obscurity. There is nothing preventing Intern Mc. Secret Project to write bugs in Google top shitrekt phone OS. A piece of closed source unaudited SW is gonna have tons of vulnerabilities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As a mental exercise you can't think of a way to make a perfectly secure phone? Even if you're the CIA? We know a certain In-Q-Tel company is working closely with them and also produces phones made specifically to spy on their users and others in the area.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >As a mental exercise you can't think of a way to make a perfectly secure phone
            While keeping it hush? Absolutely not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I too don't believe in nuclear weapons.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Making a device that does a thing is easier than making a device that's guaranteed to never do any of the bad things.
            How would you even guarantee that nobody is going to invent a new side-channel attack?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >one time pad
      which relies on a preshared secret key which suggests there to be perfectly secure connection we first have to share our key through a perfectly secure connection

      >but he just can't blab about it.
      if it's nsa shit he said way too much even in that interview

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fully homomorphic encryption can't come soon enough.
    Imagine being able to have your data encrypted, then uploaded, but the server is still able to modify said data predictably without ever knowing what the data is.
    It would totally fix everything

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at Kurzweil's wiki...what has he done other than be friends with the right members of his tribe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He made a synthesizer company at the right place and time, which actually is based on a unique synthesis architecture called VAST. He's sold millions of his instruments and they've always been quite expensive.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does he have dementia? Is this how academics think? "The fever dreams of computer science professors".

    I don't even know what he's trying to say. Perfect security doesn't exist, except for things which do not exist.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Old crusty men fantasizing about becoming immortal while shitting up the future for coming generations with their efforts to birth a cold and meaningless tech dystopia are my pet peeve. Uncle Ted was right about Kurzweil and his kind. He should have blown him to shit.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ray Kurzweil is israeli.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks to see his mental decline to the level of the president of united states.

    Still a legend though. Even in his decline he is smarter than 99.9997% of people here. And obviously he achieved more than ya fricks will ever do.

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