>Reading poetry and literature to a beautiful young woman as she falls asleep in your arms in bed

>Reading poetry and literature to a beautiful young woman as she falls asleep in your arms in bed
Is there a more IQfy feeling?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >poetry is so gay he bored his date to sleep

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    postponing my suicide because I wonder what's going to happen in the next chapter of the book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely IQfy. the very definition, even.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer
    >reading poetry and literature in bed as a beautiful young woman fellatios me until I sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldnt read well under such conditions, no thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fellatios
      "fellates" is the active verb, moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trying to read a book and cuddle someone at the same time is actually difficult and uncomfortable

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No woman on earth wants you to read her a fricking poem. She will politely oblige you to acknowledge the intended meaning of a boyish mind-offering to his love object. Internally she will be completely embarrassed for your sake.

    If you want to read with a girl get short stories and buy two copies. Let her read along while you read out loud. Do impersonations of the characters. Be funny and drammatic. She will adore all of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women only like when you do stuff if you're already famous/important/high status for doing that stuff. A bad but famous poet would make a chick weep tears of pure emotion if he wrote her some doggerel in the shitter, but a diamond in the rough top secret Wordsworth could mastercraft a poem that any critic would instantly recognize as founding a new artistic movement and a woman wouldn't know what to do with it so she'd just see him as a simp. Women are all about packaging, they need the wrapper to tell them what to think.

      If a woman already loves you, then you can pretty much do whatever, because she'll interpret your gestures as acts of love. I made my gf a valentine's card with a smug pepe on it and she saved it forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has moved beyond realism into misogyny. Many women are capable readers of poetry. I would guess there are more competent female poetry readers than male. Yes reputation is likely to dazzle. The reputations of fine prostitutes dazzled men in Edo Japan.

        Women are filthy rotten, it's true
        Men are noble hearted too
        Yet I must tell bad news to you
        Rotten men and women true
        Also often look at you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do men insist on loving such shallow creatures? Browsing IQfy has really soured my image of women. Maybe that's why I'm still an incel: they can sense the contempt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Women only like when you do stuff if you're already famous/important/high status for doing that stuff.
        No, this is feigned love.

        A woman who is in love with you will love whatever you do. You can offer to read her a poem and she will love it. The prerequisite is love, not your fame / status, which will never spark love in a woman, only envy and vanity.

        Love is a matter of chemicals in the brain, but to trigger those chemicals, she must feel safe. Safety is the first requirement. A woman must feel completely safe in your arms, both physically and emotionally. She must feel that you are there for her, that you understand her on the deepest levels and that you strongly desire to protect her.

        The second requirement is purpose. She must feel needed by you, and she must feel that she is contributing to a good cause through you. A woman wants to take care of a man like her baby. She wants to baby him and heal his pain. She also wants you to be driven by something greater than yourself, because this makes her work as healer meaningful. She does not want to give her love to an alcoholic who never leaves the house, because she will lose her sense of purpose in that situation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this woman in the room with you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My wife is currently in the room with me, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more IQfy feeling
      No, OP. That's very IQfy. At that point there are only equivalencies, not superlatives. Disregard the frothing mob. They're embittered with envy, no doubt.

      Wrong and crass.

      Stupid immature juvenile zoomer, you have a lot of heartache to face in the future about the reality of women and relationships. How can a IQfyizen still be so ignorant and naive about women in 2024? Don't you lonely homosexuals have any men in your life to give you reality checks every once in a while?

      Redirect everything you've said at yourself.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid immature juvenile zoomer, you have a lot of heartache to face in the future about the reality of women and relationships. How can a IQfyizen still be so ignorant and naive about women in 2024? Don't you lonely homosexuals have any men in your life to give you reality checks every once in a while?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have much to learn

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Writing something that makes her love you despite your numerous and extensive flaws and support you while you write your novel that will never be published because you lack anything approaching talent or skill.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *pees on you*

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP take a screenshot of that and put it in your diary. That will be funny to look back on in ten years

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disregard the naysayers, OP.
    To be romantic to such an extent is a lost art, and you should never let that part of yourself die out.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you take turns reading chapters to each other from the same book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better when she's a small, simple, yet beautiful and loving girl. I don't want to be read to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        creepy

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reading a book at your desk deep into the night and being completely enthralled by it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reciting the poem from memory.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your laying on your stomach as she whispers to you all of the quaint adventurous ideas she’s been planning for the two of you
    Jesus christ I felt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're all incredibly stupid or completely beyond your financial means
      Great idea babe, we can be "freelance artists" and travel Europe for 6 months at a time. That's definitely viable.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a more IQfy feeling?
    Yes, reading poetry and literature to a beautiful young boy as he falls asleep in your arms at the symposium

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