~Relationships & Sex~

Always carry to bed a napkin, and eat plenty of phosphorous. Come get your Civil War era sex education on.

If you suddenly find you've got the ability to shape-shift or kick ass on the flute, go ahead and use it to procure lots and lots of sex. Everybody else did.

#12. You revel in the fact that your life has become a never-ending sleepover

We have asked around and came up with this list of things women wish guys knew when it comes to bedroom affairs.

Age-old inspiration to put chariots of fire in your loins and give your erection a new direction.

Want to enjoy the salubrious benefits of horse exercise massage? Come on in and let's cure your female hysteria.

Grose's dirty dictionary published in 1785 gives us a peek into sex and the seedy underworld of England's Georgian age.

From 17th century corpse fondling to the tragic experiment that created modern gender theory—and all kinds of weirdness in between.

A guide for people brave or stupid enough to marry a musician/poet/writer/playwright/etc. You will need it.

Science is uncovering the hidden factors that are influencing why you're hugely attracted to one guy and not his gorgeous friend (or vice versa).

More important than getting quality advice is identifying bad advice, and rejecting it before you get slapped—or worse.

“Did I just hear a plop?” Just like with the first fart, this moment is pivotal in determining the next stage of your life as a couple.

Either that or they've started teaching Sex Ed to toddlers.

It's easy to be honest when you’re on the verge of divorce. So we stopped all the BS and got down to the business of making happiness happen.

When the other fetishes just aren't doing it any more, there's actual child sacrifice. "Breeding" is perfectly legal—and huge on Reddit.

Get ready to question your manhood.

Ellis Cooper explains how to be a @reply hero and date out of your league on social networks without being a simp or creep.

They pair fictional characters together in romantic relationships and then obsess over that mental image becoming a reality. And there are a lot of them.

Science is once again helping you get laid. These Tinder profile photo hacks are scientifically proven to get more right swipes.

Rose's life has been devastated by a complaint made after her partner was teased about fooling around with a big girl.

By definition, your selfie must be publicly shared in order to actually qualify as a selfie—and that's where all the problems start. Read on.

The data is in.

The do's and dont's of Tinder, according to the kinds of people who have sex on camera for money.

Here's why that first date didn’t lead to a second.

In the 21st century, you don’t need to be in the same room as somebody to have sex. Hell, you don’t even need to be in the same state.

From the noblest voices of reason to clever rogues on the run.

We put the best dating experts in a room and distilled the essence into this tome about hacking the Tinder game.

Some people don’t consider it a "real" method of birth control, even though 60% of couples have used it at least once. Prepare to be surprised.

Whether by design or accident, here are the major ways a psychology degree can and will damage or destroy a relationship.

This insight will pay off big the next time you log on. And by that I mean, a better chance of getting laid.

Couples who share a bed often don't fully enter the necessary deep stages of sleep—and suffer the many, terrible consequences.

Just show this to your significant other and maybe you won’t have to buy them anything.

You know what turns him on, but do you know what turns him off?

Dating expert Jordan Harbinger spent a weekend locked up with sappy cinema and emerged with these 10 dating tips from chick flicks. Enjoy.

Getting paid to have sex on camera with hot girls as a career is wildly overrated, and we’ll tell you why.

The wedding band is no ward against desire. I knew I was playing with fire.