Romance

Rec me some books on romance. I want to feel love
Also I’m trying to bag a girl by giving her some romantic shit

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’ll think I’m a pedo if I give her that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Give her thus spake Zarathustra

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My autistic ass actually gifted e-girlta to one of my best female friends once.
        I really liked the prose and thought the premise was interesting (let's not make this another e-girlta thread though), but I think she began thinking I was a pedophile.
        Suffice to say, we don't talk much anymore.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are no great romance novels that don't involve cuckoldry, probably because art imitates life

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Burns started writing poetry as a teenager to try and woo a farm-girl he was working with one summer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's a romance novel like the film Pickpocket by Bresson

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well I could tell you but then I would spoil the ending

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, I really need to read crime and Punishment one day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I'll spoil it and say Crime and Punishment.

          ctrl-s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well I could tell you but then I would spoil the ending

      I'll spoil it and say Crime and Punishment.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read some romantic poetry and then inscribe the poem that best represents your feelings onto a card (or something like that) and give it to her

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give her The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, she's bound to fall in love with you then

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any books that give you boners?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beta.character.ai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only man in this thread with any understanding of romance

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mein Kampf. You'll know whether she's worth pursuing by her reaction.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spice & Wolf

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do her a favour and give her a recording of The Killers’ 2004 debut single Mr Brightside. It counts as poetry in my honest opinion. After all, the band wasn’t crowned Best New Band on the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards for nothing.

    >Jealousy
    >Turning saints into the sea
    >Swimming through sick lullabies
    >Choking on your alibis

    If you do absolutely need a book, I recommend The Killers: Destiny Is Calling Me by Jarret Keene in which Keene shows a darker side of the band we, the fans, never really get to see. He also reveals the esoteric or hidden meanings in much of their allusive lyrics, such as the infamous opening of The Ballad of Michael Valentine.

    If you give her this gift she will be able to gain a more complete picture of The Killers and hopefully develop a deeper understanding and appreciation of the band than their esteemed but vastly inferior peers such as, but not limited to, Snow Patrol, Kings of Leon, The Strokes.

    The comparison with the last example especially grinds my gears since many will mistakenly say or outright lie that they prefer the latter. It’s like choosing a cheap imitation to the real deal, even if the latter is slightly older: they simply don’t possess the same air of deep refinement and genuine artistic sensitivity. (I mean has anyone heard Julian Casablanca’s unhinged rants between songs?)

    Seriously, what a great band.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read romance and this would be my ranking

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