Router

I'm looking for something very easy yet that seams to not exist.
I want a internal router.
A router that I can put inside the PC and that will get power from the PC.

I do not care if it is in the optical bay slot or on PCI.

Does something like this even exist? Why the frick do I need more separate electronic boxes in my home if there is room in my PC?

>b-b--b-b--b what about
All use cases where evaluated this is not a problem.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted an ADSL or optical connection directly to the provider

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then he wants a modem or ONT not a router.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >optical connection directly to the provider
        There is no connection morono.
        Like I was saying all possibilities are calculated for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ethernet
      I need WiFi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol

        Lmao even

        So you don't even understand what you want.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES.
          >muh cable lol.
          WiFi.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How are you going to get the signal to create wifi WITHOUT a fricking cable?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have cripling moronation
            >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi
            WTF are you babbling on about moron?

            The wiFi network will be only used for my
            Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick would I know that when you've never SAID any of that before?

            Again, have a nice day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How the frick would I know that when you've never SAID any of that before?
            See:

            >That's because OP hasn't actually clarified what he's talking about
            I told you exactly a WiFi router that is inside the PC and yes ROUTER like my Raspberry PI's will connect to it over WiFi.

            This thing only needs to draw power from the PC.

            >I told you exactly a WiFi router that is inside the PC and yes ROUTER like my Raspberry PI's will connect to it over WiFi.

            Want to explain you crack fueled schizo post of
            >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi WITHOUT a fricking cable?
            ????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see I said two minutes before your post, let's ignore the entire rest of the thread where it wasn't mentioned at all

            Kill
            Your
            Self

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two minutes before your post
            Sorry, I guess I should've predicted the future as the post was two minutes after mine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A router is essentially a mini-pc. You're asking if you can install a small PC inside of your existing PC.

            No it doesn't exist, yes you're a moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The entire OP post doesn't even mention wifi. moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need a "router" if you have a need to "route" traffic between 2 different networks, typically the internet and your home network for a regular SOHO router. If you just want 1 network and no internet access then you don't need to do any "routing" and you do not need a "router" you fricking obnoxious moron. Learn what words mean before acting like a subhuman dipshit because people actually answer the question you asked rather than the fantasy that only exists in your largely empty skull and which you forgot to actually specify for the outside world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A router that I can put inside the PC and that will get power from the PC.
        https://mikrotik.com/product/ccr2004_1g_2xs_pcie

        >wifi
        Put a wifi card/dongle/whatever on the host, bridge it to the router.

        You have cripling moronation
        >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi
        WTF are you babbling on about moron?

        The wiFi network will be only used for my
        Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.

        >The wiFi network will be only used for my Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.
        >in other words, I'm moronic and don't need a router at all
        You just need a wifi adapter that supports acting as an access point; many do this. Routers are only needed when ROUTING packets to different networks, like from LAN to Internet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Routers are only needed when ROUTING packets to different networks, like from LAN to Internet.
          Cool infor however I do not give a shit since all routers also are capable of establishing their own LAN.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you just need local LAN, setting up a wifi dongle as a local access point is all you need.

            But you're moronic and "need" a standalone device for whatever reason, and you also need that standalone device to be integrated inside your desktop.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But not all routers are wireless. You do not want a router, dingus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >noo you can not name it a phone you must name it a Smart Cell phone!
            Sorry I do not give a shit about naming autism on this level.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, so when you said
            >I want a "internal router"
            that was just your name for "a wiener in the ass", I see. I think you're in the wrong board.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even when anon tips his schizo hand he still refuses advice that works within his schizo world

            you don't need a router per se since your stupid Ring cameras can connect directly to the computer.

            also if it's for cameras (or any arduino/rasppi shit) literally why not just bluetooth it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally why not just bluetooth it
            Give me your best ideas.
            From what I looked the best signal will be WiFi and the most private since it is another WIFi network.

            >get Ring cameras
            NO.

            These will be PI zeros some with microphones only others with hidden cameras.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >capable of establishing their own LAN.
            so is every PC made since 1986

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need a slap and you need to get the frick off this board

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >am i moronic?
    yes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Install a pcie NIC with two ports. Create a virtual machine to act as a router, assign that NIC to the virtual machine, have one port your incoming WAN connection, have the 2nd port be your LAN, then run ethernet from the LAN on your Pcie NIC to the LAN port on your motherboard (should be like 4-6 inches away).

    Now your VM is doing all your routing and your regular LAN connection goes to your VM. All in the same box.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Multiport Pcie NIC for WAN/LAN, and a 3x3 or 4x4 802.11AC/AX wifi card to provide wifi.
      Do as instructed here but add the wifi card for wireless access.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want this to be a simple setup.

        Install a pcie NIC with two ports. Create a virtual machine to act as a router, assign that NIC to the virtual machine, have one port your incoming WAN connection, have the 2nd port be your LAN, then run ethernet from the LAN on your Pcie NIC to the LAN port on your motherboard (should be like 4-6 inches away).

        Now your VM is doing all your routing and your regular LAN connection goes to your VM. All in the same box.

        >Muh VMs
        WTF?! I do not want to integrate this with the OS it will be separate and draw only power from the PC.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is simple and if you don't think its simple, you don't belong here.

          You want to create wifi out of thin air, have a nice day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I do not want to integrate this with the OS it will be separate and draw only power from the PC.
          Install a bare metal hypervisor, run your VM on baremetal bypassing windows. Now your VM can run even when your windows OS is offline.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Now your VM can run even when your windows OS is offline.
            Will it eat up my RAM? What if I want to use 100% of the power of my PC?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://mikrotik.com/product/ccr2004_1g_2xs_pcie

    No wireless though. Also if you are a windows user and a normie who needs dumbed down UI forget about it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just get a half decent pi clone with usb pd and multiple ethernet ports

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ Black folk in this thread don't understand the difference between router, access point, switch, modem etc. Top minds of IQfy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because OP hasn't actually clarified what he's talking about. Can't blame anons for making assumptions when the OP isn't providing enough information.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That's because OP hasn't actually clarified what he's talking about
        I told you exactly a WiFi router that is inside the PC and yes ROUTER like my Raspberry PI's will connect to it over WiFi.

        This thing only needs to draw power from the PC.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will leave empty handed and you won't be able to solve your stupid problem because you are incapable to do so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, it's almost like all of those functions require power, memory, and CPU cycles. All of which requires dedicated hardware that's plugged into the wall to run.

          No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it OS/RAM/CPU/power.

          You're asking for the impossible, use your common sense of you've got any.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>You're asking for the impossible,
            Is today moron hour?

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it ..../power.
            If you mean electricity I told you this is not a problem. It can be connected to the power supply.

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it OS/RAM/CPU
            OK i use the nuclear option on you morons I can solve this by
            1) Buy a normal WiFi router
            2) cut open the box or useless parts
            3) Stuff it inside the drive bay of the PC.
            4) connect the power supply of the PC to the power supply of the router by providing the correct voltage.
            5) It works!

            Jesus frick are you all moronic.
            My question you dumb fricks is there are no pre existing solutions like this that are plug and play!!!!!!

            I also do not want to mess around with trying to get the right voltage on my own because this sounds like some epic disaster.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This does not exist as a product on the consumer market (or probably at all, honestly). Why are you so opposed to running a separate router/ap?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why are you so opposed to running a separate router
            Because I move around a lot.
            Because it will take up less space if it is inside the PC.
            Do I continue?

            >This does not exist as a product on the consumer market (or probably at all, honestly).
            Why does this not exist?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because the inside of your PC is the worst place for radio signals, not only are you surrounded by high power electronics that generate EMI spikes, but you're also inside a sealed metal container that further blocks RF emissions.

            Basically it's a stupid idea and it's why wifi antennas are not inside your desktop, they have external antennas.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and it's why wifi antennas are not inside your
            Why are wiFi antennas inside my laptop and phone then?
            > that generate EMI spikes
            That is not important and minimalistic.
            >but you're also inside a sealed metal container that further blocks RF emissions.
            LOL not 100% also there is a opening that is plastic if you ever have looked at a drive bay you zoomer frick!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why are wiFi antennas inside my laptop and phone then
            They have plastic cutouts for the antennas.

            Also, pointing out theoretical places you COULD put antennas is irrelevant for a product that does not, and will not ever exist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They have plastic cutouts for the antennas.
            So is a PC case zoomeroid.
            Do you fricken think that 100% of a PC case is solid metal?

            >and will not ever exist.
            Why is the world economic forum so obsessed with this???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're LARPing, cool story. Enjoy getting mad at being a moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're not being specific enough but everything you want exists

            you can get pcie ethernet bridging cards for wired routing
            you can get pcie or usb wifi cards/dongles to connect to or provide wireless connectivity
            you can get WWAN cards that either connect via a sim card (like business laptops do) or have RJ12 and 45 ports for hooking to a modem
            you can get pcie modems

            to make a shitty desktop pornbox into a full featured router would need a weird mobo with a gorillion pcie ports on it but if you just need that one pc to connect directly to the wall/cell tower you just need one card

            my old HP Elitebook actually had an RJ12 jack right on it even

            op is moronic but you can get pcie wifi cards. but they do tend to have an external antenna. or more. they look a lil goofy. 99% of ones ive seen, the antenna can be detached as well

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            You have cripling moronation
            >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi
            WTF are you babbling on about moron?

            The wiFi network will be only used for my
            Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.

            See:

            >>You're asking for the impossible,
            Is today moron hour?

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it ..../power.
            If you mean electricity I told you this is not a problem. It can be connected to the power supply.

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it OS/RAM/CPU
            OK i use the nuclear option on you morons I can solve this by
            1) Buy a normal WiFi router
            2) cut open the box or useless parts
            3) Stuff it inside the drive bay of the PC.
            4) connect the power supply of the PC to the power supply of the router by providing the correct voltage.
            5) It works!

            Jesus frick are you all moronic.
            My question you dumb fricks is there are no pre existing solutions like this that are plug and play!!!!!!

            I also do not want to mess around with trying to get the right voltage on my own because this sounds like some epic disaster.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP is a moron but I've looked into this kind of stuff for a microATX build intended for gayming events.
            with normal ass windows you can do wifi bridging and win 8 onward support doing mobile hotspot shit more natively since 8 was meant to work on phones, 10 for tablets, and 11 is explicitly a mobile OS at this point

            https://woshub.com/how-to-create-a-wi-fi-access-point-on-windows-10/

            >>You're asking for the impossible,
            Is today moron hour?

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it ..../power.
            If you mean electricity I told you this is not a problem. It can be connected to the power supply.

            >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it OS/RAM/CPU
            OK i use the nuclear option on you morons I can solve this by
            1) Buy a normal WiFi router
            2) cut open the box or useless parts
            3) Stuff it inside the drive bay of the PC.
            4) connect the power supply of the PC to the power supply of the router by providing the correct voltage.
            5) It works!

            Jesus frick are you all moronic.
            My question you dumb fricks is there are no pre existing solutions like this that are plug and play!!!!!!

            I also do not want to mess around with trying to get the right voltage on my own because this sounds like some epic disaster.

            >My question you dumb fricks is there are no pre existing solutions like this that are plug and play!!!!!!
            there do be THOUGHEVER
            just not drive bay hooked up because they connect by PCIE instead and PCIE cables are for homosexuals. i see no good reason to use SATA for it as a drive bay device would because PCIE is faster. even hard drives are all in PCIE M.2 slots now

            also you can just get USB ones. with a hammer you can just punch out one of your usb ports and glue it into the inside of your case if you're that OBSESSED with no protrusions but the performance wouldn't be very good. or you can be sane and just get another USB header and not expose it outside the case. some very moronic Wal*Mart prebuilds actually do this for certain items

            Yes, but based on this thread, I think you would probably sniff or eat the glue.

            hot glue is nontoxic ive tried it. you need contact cement to get high

            >with a router in it, you can carry three or four laptops and an external router/hub
            No you can not.
            The PC is needed to be used and this way it takes up ZERO space.

            i will humor your moronation. please explain your entire use case in detail and i will help. as i said i've looked into this before myself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >on-windows-10/
            What part of not connecting to the OS did you fail to understand?

            >Nooo wast RAM and do moronic OS shit because because I suck windows wiener!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like what you actually need is a travel router. The GL.iNet ones on Amazon are alright. You can probably power them off a PC USB port. Good enough?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That triggers his autism

            TWO devices when it COULD physically fit inside the case? Barbaric.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sounds like what you actually need is a travel router. The GL.iNet ones on amazon are alright. You can probably power them off a PC USB port. Good enough?

            Buy a travel router and stick it in there. They are small and can be powdered by USB.

            >Buy a travel router and stick it in there. They are small and can be powdered by USB.

            OK.
            1) that is like plan D
            2) How exactly will I get USB power from the PC to this? Without fricking up the outside of the PC with cables?
            3) Once again I will need to frick around with hot glue etc.

            Why is there not this only pre made and for the drive bay????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because it's a shit idea you fricking moron can't you read

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See picrel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OK nice.
            Thanks for this.

            I will still need to hot glue this thing to the drive bay.
            Any suggestions on this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The least ghetto method would probably be 3D printing a bracket for it. Don't have a printer? A lot of public libraries do now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            H,mmm thanks. Not into 3D printing since 3D printed plastics are toxic and break up into micro plastics.

            So it is hot glue.
            B) Hot glue to some hollowed out drive bay plastic thing
            C) Screws directly into the plastic of this thing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you get 3d printed cancer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but based on this thread, I think you would probably sniff or eat the glue.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >usb header directly to usb-c male
            fricking satanic

            >PSU outputs 120v
            Yeah, but the PSU doesn't output 120v AC, it outputs 12v DC 5v DC and 3.3v DC.

            The only way for a PSU to "output" 120v AC is to bypass it and plug it into the wall.

            >The only way for a PSU to "output" 120v AC is to bypass it and plug it into the wall.
            we are in agreement. thats exactly what i'm saying to do. the idea is to not use those rails at all and bypass all the switching and wire your male beveled ISO power cord basically right after the fusing/safeties but before the voltage switching. then you can run a household appliance off a PSU like the psychopath you always wanted to be. i dont know why an anon decided it was something worth discussing but this was fun anyway.

            >>too autismo to buy a laptop
            What is your laptop autism?
            >noo buy laptop
            What laptop can do ZFS with 6 HDDs?
            I wait.

            You are a moronic zoomer.

            >he's got a RAID set up but refuses to use the hotspot feature in windows because it's "os frickery"
            what

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's a horrible product idea you moron.

            No one carries their desktop with them and WOULDN'T be able to pack a router.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No one carries their desktop with them
            This is false since I know people who do.
            >No one
            It saves on space in your room if you have a PC case and get it inside it will save on space in your home.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't pay for assisted living facilities for autistic morons by the square foot, so why does the area consumed matter this much to you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >so why does the area consumed matter this much to you?
            Because I live in tiny apartments you dumb frick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so buy a travel router you fricking invalid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Okay so buy a travel router
            That I need to ghetto engineer inside the case using hot glue.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only if your autism forces you to

            Everyone else in the world would simply pack their travel router with the PC as it's tiny and easily stored and carried around (unlike your desktop).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone else in the world would simply pack their travel router with the PC
            More packing of more crap.
            You have crippling moronation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >too autismo to buy a laptop
            >too autismo to buy a travel router
            there is no helping you "people".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>too autismo to buy a laptop
            What is your laptop autism?
            >noo buy laptop
            What laptop can do ZFS with 6 HDDs?
            I wait.

            You are a moronic zoomer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can promise there are laptops far more powerful than your moronic storage box desktop.

            If you weren't a poorgay you'd have a nice laptop, maybe a thunderbolt DAS and a travel router and it would be FAR more powerful than your current desktop, while taking up less space.

            You'd just have to carry THREE things instead of ONE thing, so your autismo meter would probably break just from the thought.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Laptop
            have a nice day zoomer
            >I can promise there are laptops far more powerful
            a laptop literally can not get 6 HDDs plugged into itself it also can not do ZFS on them.

            Your shit laptop is lucky if it even has 2 M.2 slots!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he can't read, or he's too moronic to know what a DAS is
            lol

            lmao even

            https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07K4RC7X9

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOO ITS OUTSIDE THE CASE MY HEKIN SPACEEEE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I already knew that would be an issue
            > You'd just have to carry THREE things instead of ONE thing, so your autismo meter would probably break just from the thought.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I can promise there are laptops far more powerful than
            This is false.
            >Muh laptops
            I have one. The PC is for storing data you laptop dongle addicted zoomeroid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do you need 6 hdds while travelling
            just store it at home and (S)FTP that shit or something

            >it's literally just going through the "set up a mobile hotspot"
            NO.
            >Muh windows
            NO.
            >b-b-b-
            Look I actually use a PC unlike you zoomer trash. This means I change operating systems (linux) a lot. I also wan to use 100% of the power of my PC the router can have its own ARM cpu and ram on its own hardware.

            >you would have to frick with a router's software
            And this can survive me using the OS or formatting it, your zoomeroidism can not.
            My idea also lets the router be active even if the PC is turned off.

            You are a moronic zoomer PCs are not RGB decoration boxes.

            >>Muh windows
            >NO.
            i just assumed you were on windows if you're too tech illiterate to know pcie mdoems, routers, and wifi cards have existed for 40 fricking years

            https://www.baeldung.com/linux/setup-wifi-hotspot
            641 seconds on duckduckgo (i had to arrange this by carrier pigeon)

            >My idea also lets the router be active even if the PC is turned off.
            You're not gonna have that happen since the PSU isn't going to supply power to one thing connected to it, but not all of the other things.

            also this, most PSUs only have a single 5v standby rail and most routers run on 12v.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why do you need 6 hdds while travelling
            Because I want to have my files in ZFS o not have data corruption.

            >just store it at home
            No you are moronic.

            >FTP
            You have crippling moronation.
            >Noo send it all over the internet so the NSA can see it.
            LOL
            Also:
            >Get to new place
            >WiFi password is not given or the WiFi gets down
            >Other internet addicted gayots literally riot in the home
            >I have all of my files.
            You are moronic. Stop inventing moronic cope.

            >f you're too tech illiterate to know pcie mdoems, routers, and wifi cards have existed for 40 fricking years
            Look the bot broke.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ZFS can be done on a DAS, you're just too stupid/moronic/poor/autistic to discuss actual modern solutions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How to Setup WiFi Hotspot in Linux
            NO.
            You are moronic. There is literally no reason for a Hotspot to use my PCs OS.

            >No your router must fail if your OS fails or you format it.
            I remind you zoomeroid I actually use this PC to render and 3D model.
            I to big parameter can literally take the OS out because now I'm using 500+ GiB of RAM.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Either use the 5V line of you PSU or use one if the USB connectors of your board.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That router wouldn't be connected to anything. It would just be providing local LAN access which would only work between devices connected wirelessly since it has no WAN or wired LAN connections.

            Just seems like a compete autistic waste of time and effort, just buy a router and plug it into the wall, stop being autistic and worrying about having TWO boxes plugged in, instead of just one box.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wifi router
          Ok so you just want your PC to become a wifi ap? Based on your moronation you probably run windows, and windows has a built in hotspot button just for situations like this. So at most you'll need a wifi card for the pc. Then you just press the button and everything probably just works. Don't want it to touch your OS or hardware resources? Too bad. It's not doable. This is why people run standalone networking equipment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP is a homosexual. Always! Keep that in mind.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A router that I can put inside the PC and that will get power from the PC.
    It's called a network adapter.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a travel router and stick it in there. They are small and can be powdered by USB.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your computer can function as a router and you don't even need an additional adapter
    just set one entry for LAN and one for WAN and configure your operating system for IP forwarding, install DHCP and set NAT in the firewall if you want
    this is not even networking 101 its just common sense. IQfy is getting shit lately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wants it to work without touching his OS/RAM/CPU. He only wants it to use the PCs power supply.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without touching his OS/RAM/CPU.
        so you want a standalone device plugged in your mother board?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats seemingly what OP wants.

          But again, it doesn't really exist and he's clearly too moron to solder together and setup a micro router inside the PC hooked up to the PSU.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >so you want a standalone device plugged in your mother board?
          YES. See:

          You have cripling moronation
          >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi
          WTF are you babbling on about moron?

          The wiFi network will be only used for my
          Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.

          And

          >>You're asking for the impossible,
          Is today moron hour?

          >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it ..../power.
          If you mean electricity I told you this is not a problem. It can be connected to the power supply.

          >No there is no such thing as an internal router that can run in your PC without touching it OS/RAM/CPU
          OK i use the nuclear option on you morons I can solve this by
          1) Buy a normal WiFi router
          2) cut open the box or useless parts
          3) Stuff it inside the drive bay of the PC.
          4) connect the power supply of the PC to the power supply of the router by providing the correct voltage.
          5) It works!

          Jesus frick are you all moronic.
          My question you dumb fricks is there are no pre existing solutions like this that are plug and play!!!!!!

          I also do not want to mess around with trying to get the right voltage on my own because this sounds like some epic disaster.

          > plugged in your mother board?
          Or the power supply directly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't exist, and has no reason to.

            It's a product that if you developed would have no market.

            The real world just buys the existing, cheaper, better products on the market and then puts it inside a closet if they don't want to look at it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It doesn't exist,
            OK.
            > and has no reason to.
            The opposite of this.
            >The real world just buys the existing, cheaper, better products on the market and
            Why are mega corporations so obsessed with not developing for the PC drive bay???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm autistic and REALLY want it

            Sorry, but that isn't a reason for a product to exist

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sorry, but that isn't a reason for a product to exist
            WRONG See:

            >Why are you so opposed to running a separate router
            Because I move around a lot.
            Because it will take up less space if it is inside the PC.
            Do I continue?

            >This does not exist as a product on the consumer market (or probably at all, honestly).
            Why does this not exist?

            >Because I move around a lot.
            >Because it will take up less space if it is inside the PC.
            >Do I continue?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're ignoring all of the very legitimate reasons that this is stupid, all of which outweight the 'benifits' you list. You're literally too stupid for IQfy and the floor

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, you WANTING it to exist because you're too autistic to carry and 2nd device is NOT a reason for a product to exist.

            Go ahead and start a Kickstarter project and make it yourself if you think there is ACTUALLY a market for this moronic idea.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >to carry and 2nd device = good
            Why is the world economic forum so obsessed with this???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're carting your desktop around, you can pack a router too.

            You just have advanced autism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you carry your desktop around and can't find 25cm^2 of space for a router? Fricking clown.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's fricking moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See:

      You have cripling moronation
      >How are you going to get the signal to create wifi
      WTF are you babbling on about moron?

      The wiFi network will be only used for my
      Raspberry PI's and (possibly also) my PC. There is no contention to the internet there.

      >an additional adapter
      Somewhere between 3 and 10 Raspberry PI's are supposed to connect to this network at the same time. Over WiFi.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can solder you can power any device from the PC's PSU.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really true though.

      I've got an 1800W microwave, do you think I can power it from my 800W PSU just with some soldering and NO other components?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fine then, you can power it to the extent your PSU can power it. But I'd argue this distinction is meaningless. Even a non-kitchen outlet could trip if you plug a microwave in so you need to watch out for this even if you aren't rigging it to work with a computer PSU.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH MICROWAVE
          What is the power consumption of your average router?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, bigger problem with microwaves is they need a frick ton of volts. Your PSU is designed to turn 120v AC into 12v DC. Your microwave takes 120v AC and turns it into a few thousands of volts DC, way beyond anything that PSU could supply.

          Even an 800W microwave with a 1000W PSU I doubt you'd be able to get it working using ONLY soldering unless that soldering was to bypass the PSU entirely to tap into the 120v AC.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Nah, bigger problem with microwaves is they need a frick ton of volts
            I repeat myself

            >MUH MICROWAVE
            What is the power consumption of your average router?

            >What is the power consumption of your average router?
            :

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you repeat yourself? That has nothing to do with the conversation.

            If you can solder you can power any device from the PC's PSU.

            That's not really true though.

            I've got an 1800W microwave, do you think I can power it from my 800W PSU just with some soldering and NO other components?

            Fine then, you can power it to the extent your PSU can power it. But I'd argue this distinction is meaningless. Even a non-kitchen outlet could trip if you plug a microwave in so you need to watch out for this even if you aren't rigging it to work with a computer PSU.

            I don't give a frick about your router autism. I'm having a conversation specifically about a PSU powering a microwave which even if the PSU is more powerful than the microwaves rated output, it still couldn't power it with just some soldering for the reasons I explained above.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >about a PSU powering a microwave
            Something no one wanted.
            >I don't give a frick about your router
            Then get out of this thread moron!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta (i am in support of just carrying a small router) but 12v 3A

            modifying a laptop to supply that would be very difficult though (it's all solid state shit you're not soldering lines down to it) and USB is 5v without USB-C's negotiation automagics. so please dont run your router off a USB line nor try to open up your laptop to supply that power

            >so why does the area consumed matter this much to you?
            Because I live in tiny apartments you dumb frick.

            wifi dongles are very small these days THOUGH

            Why would you repeat yourself? That has nothing to do with the conversation.

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]

            I don't give a frick about your router autism. I'm having a conversation specifically about a PSU powering a microwave which even if the PSU is more powerful than the microwaves rated output, it still couldn't power it with just some soldering for the reasons I explained above.

            what caused this microwave autism, of course you cant run household appliance off a computer psu lmao
            anon was in the Not Wrong territory though, you could still power the microwave, just insufficiently. but power would get in. and i guess in theory if you just bypass all the normal rails and have it be 120V in 120V out it would power the microwave and act like a giant fuse (that would trip every time you try to microwave something but at least the clock would work)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wifi dongles are very small these days THOUGH
            I need a router that the 3 or 10 Raspberry PI's will connect to.

            Without OS frickery.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >OS frickery
            it's literally just going through the "set up a mobile hotspot" wizard like you would on a tablet
            you would have to frick with a router's software, why cant you frick with your OS

            >you could still power the microwave, just insufficiently. but power would get in
            I doubt it

            i meant that the PSU would basically be in-line to the 120v input of the microwave, and the microwave has no modifications (even the female power socket on it neednt be modified, could just attach that to the PSU and try this with ANY microwave)

            so
            >120v from the wall
            >goes to PSU
            >PSU outputs 120v
            >goes to microwave
            >microwave turns on clock and such just fine like you plugged it into the wall
            >PSU fricking explodes (or more likely trips its internal safeties and cuts power quietly) as soon as you try to make popcorn though

            >too autismo to buy a laptop
            >too autismo to buy a travel router
            there is no helping you "people".

            not to mention
            >too incompetent to buy a wifi card
            >too incompetent to buy a wifi dongle
            how do these people even find IQfy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PSU outputs 120v
            Yeah, but the PSU doesn't output 120v AC, it outputs 12v DC 5v DC and 3.3v DC.

            The only way for a PSU to "output" 120v AC is to bypass it and plug it into the wall.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's literally just going through the "set up a mobile hotspot"
            NO.
            >Muh windows
            NO.
            >b-b-b-
            Look I actually use a PC unlike you zoomer trash. This means I change operating systems (linux) a lot. I also wan to use 100% of the power of my PC the router can have its own ARM cpu and ram on its own hardware.

            >you would have to frick with a router's software
            And this can survive me using the OS or formatting it, your zoomeroidism can not.
            My idea also lets the router be active even if the PC is turned off.

            You are a moronic zoomer PCs are not RGB decoration boxes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My idea also lets the router be active even if the PC is turned off.
            You're not gonna have that happen since the PSU isn't going to supply power to one thing connected to it, but not all of the other things.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just write a script to redownload any libraries/drivers and turn on the hotspot and keep it on a usb key or sd card or something ?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would require actually knowing what he's doing, which he doesn't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does this seem like a guy who can write a script to you?
            >nooo my script has dependencies sticking out, i have to rewrite the standard library so it's not in a separate file

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would require actually knowing what he's doing, which he doesn't.

            Does this seem like a guy who can write a script to you?
            >nooo my script has dependencies sticking out, i have to rewrite the standard library so it's not in a separate file

            The absolute moron meltdowns you insane morons have.
            >Noo do all of this useless shit
            Why?
            My solution is literally superior to your garbage in all possible ways. There is no reason for the router software to run on the PC and not on its own hardware.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My solution
            You mean the one that doesn't exist?

            Your "solution" isn't an actual solution if it can't be realized (which right now, it can't be).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my router should have absolutely no connection to my pc but also be inside it!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have schizophrenia.
            >>my router should have absolutely no connection to my pc
            Here the schizo moron of IQfy can not understand the difference between having the router take electricity from the PC and it literally running on the OS itself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PSUs only have one 5v standby rail and modern 12VO PSUs don't have standby rails at all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >There is no reason for the router software to run on the PC and not on its own hardware.
            Correct, which is why routers are SEPARATE devices OUTSIDE of your PC.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SD cards fit flush to drive bay readers THOUGH

            you could even get multiple cards, run a VM whose image is off an SD card (but loads into memory), and that's your router OS. if your computer goes down it's not like all your hobo arduinos are going to be doing anything useful

            That is my thinking, also easier to keep track of a desktop you're always using except when taking a piss, someone could walk off with the router without anyone noticing, but no one is walking off with the desktop PC without it being noticed.

            it would explain a lot about

            >why do you need 6 hdds while travelling
            Because I want to have my files in ZFS o not have data corruption.

            >just store it at home
            No you are moronic.

            >FTP
            You have crippling moronation.
            >Noo send it all over the internet so the NSA can see it.
            LOL
            Also:
            >Get to new place
            >WiFi password is not given or the WiFi gets down
            >Other internet addicted gayots literally riot in the home
            >I have all of my files.
            You are moronic. Stop inventing moronic cope.

            >f you're too tech illiterate to know pcie mdoems, routers, and wifi cards have existed for 40 fricking years
            Look the bot broke.

            >Get to new place
            >WiFi password is not given or the WiFi gets down
            >Other internet addicted gayots literally riot in the home

            who is travelling this much but not staying in hotels/airbnbs? even if you're couch surfing, if it's with The Homies they would give you the wifi pass just fine. anon must be sleeping at craigstlist randos' houses and in homeless shelters

            This is the most confused and moronic thing someone has asked here.
            Care to draw a diagram from the very isp modem to whatever you're trying to achieve?

            this but unironically, you say you're doing all kinds of high end rendering on your rig, surely a diagram in Paint would be easy enough

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but not staying in hotels/airbnbs?
            AGENCY housing.
            Now eat a dick.

            > if it's with The Homies
            Literally every real life working human will riot if no internet. You are a moronic NEET. Get a job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you ARE homeless (or one step above).

            No wonder you're afraid of buying a product that would actually work and be far better than your existing setup. You can't afford any upgrades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So you ARE homeless (or one step above).
            I have a home.
            Only the agency provides me with a home next to the place I work and it moves people around over various bullshit.

            > You can't afford any upgrades.
            WRONG I work and have money. How is mothers basement looking for you NEET?

            > You can't afford any upgrades.
            Is this projection NEET?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever LARP cope keeps you waking up in the morning i guess

            One day it won't be enough and you'll have a nice day, but until then, enjoy the dream anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatever LARP
            How is the NEET life gayot?
            I have a job and money. I am not trapped in my city or a region around it.

            I do nto even need to pay for the electricity and internet and other bullshit since the agency takes a flat cut from my paycheck and it is always the same regardless that everyone literally leaves the lights on 24/7 and people are to lazy to turn down the heating and simply open the window.

            I get to see new and interesting people. While all you have is your mothers basement and the NEET life of loneliness.

            So you ARE homeless (or one step above).

            No wonder you're afraid of buying a product that would actually work and be far better than your existing setup. You can't afford any upgrades.

            >So you ARE homeless (or one step above).
            You can cry all you want you isolated NEET however I literally get to meat interesting people, key word interesting and see how real life humans are.

            And yes there are people who come in and start shit in the home or steal. I have seen it a lot and these adventures are worth their own.

            You are nothing more then a NEET who is isolated and has no contact to real people.
            NEET who is isolated from real life crackhead and thieves who start fist fights. You can cry homeless all you want however you literally live in a fake isolated reality where all you will ever see are the fake interactions you see in the business world or worse yet only on TV.

            You are pathetic.
            PS: Yes my ultra powerful PC is in a old yellowed 90s case and has no RGB I call it the marking of theft prevention.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >meat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OK NEET.
            How is the loneliness?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm employed and have been for almost 20 years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm employed
            What are you doing at work LARP-chan?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a bookkeeper for an educational non-profit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes my ultra powerful PC is in a old yellowed 90s case and has no RGB I call it the marking of theft prevention.
            Translation, yes I live in a shelter and need to hide my PC in the hope other homeless people don't steal it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and need to hide my PC in the hope other _ people don't steal it
            CORRECT!
            Also the laptop is a decoy since I keep all my files the important shit on the PC. Yes I can drop $1000 on a new gaming laptop no problem however my files are the important part.

            >homeless
            You can cry all day however I literally have a job and a community. A community of crack prostitutes and crazies however a community.
            You are a lonely NEET who literally has a warped sense of reality since you base it on TV and cartoons for the past 10 years.

            Want to know what my PI project is for? I'm going to hide listening devices and cameras in the home to see what the other frickers are doing. These are the games we play here and I'm next level to these people.

            PS: Did you have sex or are you a incel? Daily reminder that I meet street trash woman who I frick. Why are you so pathetic NEET gay?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it's for recording devices (which would almost definitely be in violation of your AGENCY bunk house's policies) then why is it so important the router stay on when the computer is not on? modern wifi cameras have onboard storage, and if you get cheaper ones that don't, you won't be recording shit if the computer is off anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(which would almost definitely be in violation of your AGENCY bunk house's policies)
            CORRECT.
            Catch me if you can gay boy! The agency can blow me!
            My life is a non stop adventure!

            >>(which would almost definitely be in violation of your AGENCY bunk house's policies)
            Did not stop people from literally installing full blown cameras all over the home. The agency also did OK that when one guy was getting invaded and beaten in his home by the other street trash.
            So yea you can suck a dick.

            >but for some reason he "doesn't want to frick with the OS"
            Because I do shit.
            I literally 3D model on that thing. And doing the slider wrong on the remesher can literally take up 500+ GiB of RAM.

            Also I actually use the PC not like you zoomer and like to frick around with the OS and this would mess up the setup and me needing to do your moronic router software when I nuked the OS.

            This is simply pointless.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Also I actually use the PC not like you zoomer and like to frick around with the OS
            I had a "autistic child discovers linux distros" pic somewhere, but can't find it.
            You'll grow out of it in a few years, a lot of us have gone through that phase.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >autistic child discovers linux distros"
            Cool story zoomeroid.
            You are literally moronic and unable to format your OS because you think it must be like a phone ; where the shit OS is part of the CPU or something.

            I also do operations in linux to see and learn and this can break things. So then I reformat and reinstall.
            Stay mad zoomer trash.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So then I reformat and reinstall.
            people who aren't moronic use a VM for that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People who are moronic use VMs
            >Noo muh VM
            Cool so now you have a gimped CPU and fricken up access to the graphics card.

            What part of
            >I 3D model on that thing
            Did you fail to understand zoomer?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Input%E2%80%93output_memory_management_unit

            learn modern computing standards you fricking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cry harder. Still not using a VM.
            >learn modern
            Reject modernity embrace tradition.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing, bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He uses arch!
            Point and laugh everyone!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's unironically the most stable distro I've found after years of distro-hopping. This is install is like 3 years old and I haven't had any problems.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, the homeless schizo is also an AMDrone.

            What a shock.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > reading comprehension

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't give a frick about your moronic bunkhouse but there's a million ways to accomplish this, and "hot glue a normal router into your case" is not one of them.

            as i've previously stated, your requirement that the router stay on when the computer does not is irrelevant because of the design of modern wireless cameras
            it is also unworkable since modern PSUs do not have standby rails that stay on when the computer overall is off. those older PSUs that still do include standby rails only have a +5v rail in the spec, and usually only one such rail. most standalone routers run on 12v. if your computer is indeed some sleeper beast it probably uses a modern 12VO board and PSU which do not have standby rails

            As it stands, your best options are
            >cram a PCIE WLAN card in there and create a hotspot
            >cram a USB wifi dongle in there and create a hotspot
            >get another pi to use as your LAN hub and mount it wherever however
            >literally just use bluetooth if whatever moronic LARP camera you have supports it (best option)
            >cease being schizo and get a real job where you don't have to live with crackheads (2nd best option)

            also you're a moronic zoomer who doesn't know how to use a computer if you can't establish a hotspot and have to "frick with the OS" with any regularity AND cannot write a couple one-line scripts you can back up reasonably. if you're running a RAID why would you not have your os partition separate from your actual files, or at least a recovery partition with the most important stuff (such as necessary drivers and scripts for networking)

            >literally why not just bluetooth it
            Give me your best ideas.
            From what I looked the best signal will be WiFi and the most private since it is another WIFi network.

            >get Ring cameras
            NO.

            These will be PI zeros some with microphones only others with hidden cameras.

            i hate to further engage schizo larp (actually thats a lie i love it) but at the ranges you'd be using, the difference in standards is pretty irrelevant and the more important factor is what equipment you have available and what it supports.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            being schizo and get a real job where you don't have to live with crackheads (2nd best option
            Cry harder.
            I experience more life and adventure with my crackheads then you will ever in your life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk i kinda like being able to leave my house and not worry about people stealing my Compaq Presario. i even have a router and it just goes to my PC with an ethernet cable I don't have to worry about being stolen by abbos to sell for copper scrap
            actually that is a lie, i too live in the hood and worry regularly that my house will be broken into someday

            No it wasn't, and even if it was it was piecemeal in 5 or 6 posts that don't REALLY make things clear from a networking perspective.

            It sounds like he needs to communicate with no more than a dozen objects not further than one room away. which any standard wifi card will do if it supports being a hotspot (which most do now)

            given he's a homeless-adjacent paranoid schizo living in bunk housing with a bunch of crackheads on a jobs program, I'm guessing hidden cameras or something. either way, a USB dongle and a hidden USB header would do it just fine. like i already tried to say to him
            >also you can just get USB ones. with a hammer you can just punch out one of your usb ports and glue it into the inside of your case if you're that OBSESSED with no protrusions but the performance wouldn't be very good. or you can be sane and just get another USB header and not expose it outside the case.
            but for some reason he "doesn't want to frick with the OS" which includes using a wizard (or one line of bash) to set up a hotspot so idk i don't think he will ever be pleased until he stops being a crackhead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >until he stops being a crackhead
            Are you a virgin?
            When was the last time you did have sex?
            Are you an incel?

            Daily reminder that I get to romance cracked woman who I can frick unlike you.
            You can even beat these crack woman, its not like they will do shit about it.

            Daily reminder that my life is more fulfilling then your NEET inceldom. I also earn money so you can eat a dick.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the AGENCY houses me
            >but im afraid of the NSA
            so you are homeless then

            if you're not, can you provide a network diagram of what exactly you're trying to do, and why a pcie or usb wifi card is insufficient?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >provide a network diagram
            All was explained in the thread read it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it wasn't, and even if it was it was piecemeal in 5 or 6 posts that don't REALLY make things clear from a networking perspective.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AGENCY housing.
            lol so you are homeless

            when i was in the military, even our warships at sea had QoL wifi.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has been very entertaining so far.

            >I actually use a PC unlike you zoomer trash. This means I change operating systems (linux) a lot.
            This sounds especially funny.
            So OP is a distro-hopping data hoarder who lugs a desktop PC around with him, refuses to use anything more compact and yet REEEEs at the thought of needing an extra device regardless of how small.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >refuses to use anything more compact
            I have a laptop you dumb frick.
            And a phone.
            The PC is for raw power and keeping my data on ZFS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As you've already been told, there's neither a need to store the data on person nor a need for a desktop PC to do that anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have already debunked you zoomer+NSA fueled moronation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            average CP enjoyer, thank god i'm not a pedo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>>b-b-b-
            >Look I actually use a PC unlike you zoomer trash. This means I change operating systems (linux) a lot.
            i literally used Windows 8 on my PC until like 2021 tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's OS frickery to plug in a usb dongle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in a usb dongle
            Oh look more shit sticking out of the PC wasting space instead of inside of it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a 5mm protrusion. you really do have the 'tism dont you

            >Laptop
            have a nice day zoomer
            >I can promise there are laptops far more powerful
            a laptop literally can not get 6 HDDs plugged into itself it also can not do ZFS on them.

            Your shit laptop is lucky if it even has 2 M.2 slots!

            a lot of laptops have integral dual mode WLAN/WWAN cards though so it would be ideal for your use case of "computer i can establish a hotspot on" and you can get a business model used for like 45$

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you can't fit one of these outside your case then wherever your pc is will have severe airflow issues

            >why do you need 6 hdds while travelling
            Because I want to have my files in ZFS o not have data corruption.

            >just store it at home
            No you are moronic.

            >FTP
            You have crippling moronation.
            >Noo send it all over the internet so the NSA can see it.
            LOL
            Also:
            >Get to new place
            >WiFi password is not given or the WiFi gets down
            >Other internet addicted gayots literally riot in the home
            >I have all of my files.
            You are moronic. Stop inventing moronic cope.

            >f you're too tech illiterate to know pcie mdoems, routers, and wifi cards have existed for 40 fricking years
            Look the bot broke.

            >he doesn't know about SFTP or SSH

            >why do you need 6 hdds while travelling
            Because I want to have my files in ZFS o not have data corruption.

            >just store it at home
            No you are moronic.

            >FTP
            You have crippling moronation.
            >Noo send it all over the internet so the NSA can see it.
            LOL
            Also:
            >Get to new place
            >WiFi password is not given or the WiFi gets down
            >Other internet addicted gayots literally riot in the home
            >I have all of my files.
            You are moronic. Stop inventing moronic cope.

            >f you're too tech illiterate to know pcie mdoems, routers, and wifi cards have existed for 40 fricking years
            Look the bot broke.

            seriously. what is the problem with just buying a modem/router card with wifi and hucking it into the PCIE slot. other people have had your use case and devices for it already exist. not to mention even your crippling autism requiring an external device you cram inside the case is solveable by the device described by

            nanopi r5c with the wifi addons. it can be powered by a USB-C cable from your PC. you'd have to zip-tie it to the optical bay but it would fit.
            and if that's not enough ports you can probably fit a gigabit switch in a second optical bay.

            i think sticking your wi-fi AP inside a metal PC case is going to be bad, but maybe you need to experience it for yourself. good luck.

            with the satanic header posted by

            See picrel

            >nanopi r5c with the wifi addons. it can be powered by a USB-C cable from your PC.

            OP is homeless.

            He wants something he can cart around to homeless shelters.

            honestly probably. some of the most tech-obsessed yet tech-illiterate people i've met have been extremely poor and one step away from homelessness if not chronically unhoused couchsurfer types. but even then why not just get an obamaphone and use that as a hotspot?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you could still power the microwave, just insufficiently. but power would get in
            I doubt it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a half-truth but i've used a junky 180w PSU from some prebuilt as a bench power supply before.

      your computer can function as a router and you don't even need an additional adapter
      just set one entry for LAN and one for WAN and configure your operating system for IP forwarding, install DHCP and set NAT in the firewall if you want
      this is not even networking 101 its just common sense. IQfy is getting shit lately

      this. and you dont need any internal cards or to freak out about power. you can just buy a wifi dongle or two.

      >Sounds like what you actually need is a travel router. The GL.iNet ones on amazon are alright. You can probably power them off a PC USB port. Good enough?
      [...]
      >Buy a travel router and stick it in there. They are small and can be powdered by USB.

      OK.
      1) that is like plan D
      2) How exactly will I get USB power from the PC to this? Without fricking up the outside of the PC with cables?
      3) Once again I will need to frick around with hot glue etc.

      Why is there not this only pre made and for the drive bay????

      >Why is there not this only pre made and for the drive bay????
      >drive bay
      because no one has fricking drive bays anymore. they come in pcie versions though

      Because it's a horrible product idea you moron.

      No one carries their desktop with them and WOULDN'T be able to pack a router.

      also this. for the same space as a desktop pc with a router in it, you can carry three or four laptops and an external router/hub

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with a router in it, you can carry three or four laptops and an external router/hub
        No you can not.
        The PC is needed to be used and this way it takes up ZERO space.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, in terms of volume he is 100% correct.

          For the same volume as a desktop PC you can have multiple laptops AND a router.

          To deny this simple fact just proves you're too moronic to function in society.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >To deny this simple fact just proves you're too moronic to function in society
            You are projecting
            >For the same volume as a desktop PC you can have multiple laptops AND a router.
            Lets see
            1) I need the PC
            >Reee muh laptops Reee
            The PC is already there.
            2) Since it is here then inserting things into the case gives me more space.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rpi(or other sbc) with 1 usb wifi card connected to the extender and put outside of pc case and 1 usb nic. Solder power connector to your 5vsb. You obviosly need ot ensure it won't go over the current limit. But considering how moronic you are that you can't even differentiate ap from router forget it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just add routes in your OS of choice.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't exist because this is a brain-dead idea and you're a frickwit and couldn't even execute this dumb idea yourself

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you have any diagnosed mental illness op ?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is this autistic thread?
    >why is there no coffee maker i can plug into my cigarette lighteeeerrrr!?
    Idk anon but you can rig one up if you need it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    Op here, just wanted to say that I suck balls all day, just because I like it so much

  17. 3 weeks ago
    OP

    Hey guys, op here again. I just wanted to say thanks to everyone in this ITT for being patient with my specific brand of mental disability.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I actually use a PC
    >This means I change operating systems a lot
    lmao
    >2011 + 13
    >not changing your os every few days

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nanopi r5c with the wifi addons. it can be powered by a USB-C cable from your PC. you'd have to zip-tie it to the optical bay but it would fit.
    and if that's not enough ports you can probably fit a gigabit switch in a second optical bay.

    i think sticking your wi-fi AP inside a metal PC case is going to be bad, but maybe you need to experience it for yourself. good luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but maybe you need to experience it for yourself. good luck.
      I mean why not?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is homeless.

    He wants something he can cart around to homeless shelters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he can't have anything external because he thinks his fellow hobos will steal it, but would be unwilling to steal his junky Compaq desktop?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is my thinking, also easier to keep track of a desktop you're always using except when taking a piss, someone could walk off with the router without anyone noticing, but no one is walking off with the desktop PC without it being noticed.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most confused and moronic thing someone has asked here.
    Care to draw a diagram from the very isp modem to whatever you're trying to achieve?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't want it connected to the internet

      it's even more moronic than you imagined.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not connected to the internet is le moronic.
        have a nice day zoomer and or NSA.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason you'd be concerned about NSA buggery is if you're hoarding CP, or planning to commit terrorist acts.

          Or you're schizophrenic and judging by the fact you're basically homeless, my guess is leaning schizo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why not both? maybe he's homeless by choice because he decided to commit a terrorist act, motivated by CP laws he feels are unjust because he is schizo

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy I sure wish someone invented a hair dryer that took electricity from the PC so I could store it inside. It's more compact that way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro when i need to dry my hair i just point its butt towards me and start mining bitcoin. same for when im cold in winter. if im feeling spicy i'll use H@H instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      refrigerator would be pretty sick, i often find myself wanting a cold drink, why doesn't my desktop have a built in mini-fridge for drink storage?
      Far more compact than having a separate minifridge on my desk.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i could swear this was a thing in the era of drive bay mounted cupholders and ashtray/car lighter combos and shit

        still, you can get USB powered "coolers" but I had one and it didn't work any better than one of those can holder things you get as free swag from beer companies tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're close

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sticks out of the pc
        Get this shit outta my FACE.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some network cards for the ports and WiFi shit you need and configure your PC to run as a router, I guess. Yes it can do that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >configure your PC to run as a router,
      This was already explained as the most moronic thing imaginable.
      I know zoomers can not format their PCs so they can not understand.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op why dont you turn your efforts towards cooking instead of recording your fellow crackheads

    if you control the crack they wouldnt dare steal from you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of recording your fellow crackheads
      Because they are planing shit, always planing and I need to have the scoop so I can play political games with them.

      I need to know what they do and say behind my back.

      >if you control the crack they wouldnt dare steal from you
      Is this NEET quoting DUNE?
      Either way they will they will search your room for it and steal it.
      They are always plotting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I own a house instead of pretending to live an "adventure" in a crack den.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ITS NOT A CRACK HOUSE
          ITS A CRACK HOME

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're crack heads. just hit them with a hammer and withhold their crack until they squeal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WOW is this what the fictional movies tell kids these days?
          >they're crack heads. just hit them with a hammer and withhold their crack until they squeal
          AHAHAHA LOL people play games here and aim for political power, saying the wrong word and they can report this to the agency and you are out.

          I have seen street gangsters thinking they are strong get thrown out for saying the wrong word.

          This is literally a real life adventure. Not your NETFLIX TV show.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This is literally a real life adventure
            No, it's called being in poverty, if that's a choice you made, enjoy, but something tells me this wasn't by choice, you've just made it into your persona to "own" the fact you're destitute and so you can LARP and pretend you're better than others because of your esoteric tech preferences.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actually i know a guy who was living in a halfway house after an assault charge. he described it as being full of obvious mental cases, but reasonably peaceful, but very inconvenient. instead of larping as a gangsta he got his own apartment and a job, and distances himself from the people in the lifestyle that led to him going to prison. as poor as the economy is, being a Black person about it is a choice

            >instead of taking my meds, getting a real job, and living somewhere not near crackheads, I'm going to intentionally live in a government wage slave barracks indistinguishable from a trap house
            >to protect myself, I will set up cameras everywhere instead of simply not getting into catty gossip fights with crackheads. surely this will agitate no one and preserve my spot here
            >also i'm going to ignore all modern computing hardware standards and reject what little advice i get on how to accomplish setting up a couple of frickin' cameras

            m8 they sell wifi equipped cameras with onboard storage you can access with a fricking phone. buy one less rock a day and you'll afford a couple in no time and you can just check them on your obamaphone

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actually i know a guy who was living in a halfway house after an assault charge. he described it as being full of obvious mental cases, but reasonably peaceful, but very inconvenient. instead of larping as a gangsta he got his own apartment and a job, and distances himself from the people in the lifestyle that led to him going to prison. as poor as the economy is, being a Black person about it is a choice

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            imagine getting politically out-maneuvered by a crackhead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            rob ford is too powerful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >political power
            >in a halfway house

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            power
            >>in a halfway house
            YES you idiot.
            Every location they move me I have one goal to gain power and control the house.

            I play the other idiots against one another and do everything to gain power. I use the agency in strategic ways.
            I did own my previous location before I was moved here, I did have lots of allies there. Here the guys are fricked and I'm already in the schemes to get into control here.

            I need to eliminate some guys from this home so I can take over.
            You do not understand this because you are a NEET who lives in the basement.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think the two options in life are NEET or halfway house?

            Also the fact you think there is any sort of value in the political machinations of such a house is laughable.

            Enjoy what little "power" you think you have.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Enjoy what little "power" you think you have.
            YES. When I left my oldest location the frickers lost the ability to restart their router. To this day they will regret that I'm not there.

            Literal riots when the router fricks up and I was the only one who was able to restart it.

            >Do you think the two options in life are NEET or halfway house?
            OK 3 option gayot tell me about your life? Tell me how it is not fake. Tell me how you actually know people?

            All you have it netflix fiction and never see lots of people and how they really are. You have fake interactions with people who pretend things and never see real life actions since most normies hide these things behind close doors.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why dont you just go to prison instead where they will feed, clothe, and house you, and you can sic guards on people you don't like

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >where they will feed, clothe, and house you
            Why don't you NEET?

            I'm free, more free then the most rich of normies. I literally was to every corner of the country, I get to see houses and places you will never in your life unless you are ultra rich. In how many towns will you live in your life?

            I can literally walk off and do anything I want unlike a prisoner.

            You are a NEET trapped in your basement, no job, no money only waiting until your mom dies and you are out of the home.

            > life are NEET or halfway house?
            This is IQfy most of you are NEETs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you not understand the absolute power/authority of your own house?

            You're simply using "adventure" to excuse being a failure in life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >of your own house?
            Like I was saying the biggest benefit are the adventures I get with real life humans. I get to know people form a way you will be unable.

            >power/authority
            Bullshit word abuse.

            I can play mind games and take power from these people if things get to fricked or are unreformable I simply tell the agency to move me and I get a new home and new people who I can start over.

            Also people move in and out of these houses all the time.

            Any questions trapped gayot?
            >your own house?
            Cool. What is your rutine?
            >Go to work
            >Get back
            >Make food
            >Watch netflix sleep.
            >Go to work
            >Get back
            >Make food
            >Watch netflix sleep.
            >Go to work
            >Get back
            >Make food
            >Watch netflix sleep.
            Like this for the rest of time. All you have is your fictional netflix bullshit while I get adventure when 2 crazy fricks who I positioned in the right place literally start fist fighting one another.

            when was the last time the police came to your home? See it is boring no adventure!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i live in an apartment and don't have to deal with crackhead "schemes" at all

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i lived in a trap house i would simply buy a Kensington Lock

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of taking my meds, getting a real job, and living somewhere not near crackheads, I'm going to intentionally live in a government wage slave barracks indistinguishable from a trap house
    >to protect myself, I will set up cameras everywhere instead of simply not getting into catty gossip fights with crackheads. surely this will agitate no one and preserve my spot here
    >also i'm going to ignore all modern computing hardware standards and reject what little advice i get on how to accomplish setting up a couple of frickin' cameras

    m8 they sell wifi equipped cameras with onboard storage you can access with a fricking phone. buy one less rock a day and you'll afford a couple in no time and you can just check them on your obamaphone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>to protect myself
      WRONG!
      This is not for protection this is for information. I fear nothing!
      > of simply not getting into catty gossip fights with crackheads
      LOL this is your brain if you do not live in a community. Some people here are literally crazy. MENTALLY fricken ill. Got that? There is no gossip there is figuring out what kind of person this guy is and how to use him or eliminate.
      You can literally get woman who are bipolar nimphons.
      She will frick everyone however is bipolar as frick and will literally start physical fights over irrelevant shit.

      > surely this will agitate no one and preserve my spot here
      You keep posting your netflix fueled fantasies, this is reality, your TV shows warped you and you have no idea how real life people are.

      > surely this will agitate no one
      I literally owned the previous locations where I was.
      > surely this will agitate no one
      Ok lets see 3 locations back was fricked as shit. 2 Guys literally fist fight, police in the home, multiple ones removed. I neither did get hit and they are out.

      > surely this will agitate no one
      I literally never did I played 2 guys off one another and the one who accused me of something instantly did a 180 after 5 words.
      (he was a special kind not right in the head) and he burned himself down with the other guy. I watched in the background playing 2 sides VS one another.

      Then there was that fricker who was a problem and I literally exposed his mentally ill ass to others and they liberally started insulting him on the spot and pointing fingers into their heads (you are crazy sign) I got nothing.

      So tell me netflix NEET how I am wrong? I am not since I play in reality you have only your netflix shit for reference.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some people here are literally crazy. MENTALLY fricken ill. Got that?
        Some of them are inside your head.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assume you are Harry Potter and living under the stairs or else i couldn't explain myself why you couldn't just spare storage for an external router

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lives in a halfway house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He lives in worker barracks for a jobs program and figures crackheads will steal his wifi dongles, but not steal cameras he intends on setting up to record everyone.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op if you fill your PC with routers and cameras where will you store your crack!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where will you store your crack!?
      This is what the agency likes to know also.
      Fun fact you can search my room and you will find nothing.

      I'm a next level player!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to hide your crack if you smoke it all at once. WE're on BIG BRAIN strats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        op if you fill your PC with routers and cameras where will you store your crack!?

        >You don't need to hide your crack if you smoke it all at once. WE're on BIG BRAIN strats
        LOL. Cool idea very Silver rank. Sorry I play on Gold Rank. Try again.

        >WE're on BIG BRAIN strats
        No joke the people who come here are fricken 300 IQ street level MENSA smart.

        >Get thrown out of house
        >Come back at midnight to sleep in
        >What will you do call the agency at midnight?
        >Walk out at 7
        >Complete with suitcase with all his stuff in it

        Next level player!

        >Get thrown out
        >Make copy key to home
        >Get in

        Rate this MMR

        >Get thrown out
        >Agency switches locks
        >Spend his free time while working for agency learning to lock pick
        >Lock pick and get into home.

        100% perfect character skill tree build.
        Like I was saying where will you see this? Netflix? MCU?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw enough shit for one day. Linksys took a .50 round and a couple of mechanical keyboards were destroyed in an ambush. The realization that I`m not invincible is slowly kicking in. But with a 9 volt, some detcord, and a couple of magnets attached to the steel mousepad I have in my plate carrier, I believe I will be able to create a sort of electromagnetic deflection field so my enemy`s fire will just curve around me. I`ve ran the raw data past the boys in yospos and so far we still have a green light. Hell, I`ve used wired mice as grappling hooks when tossed into the right nooks. Even if I’m caught I figure the boys in black will give me a job in some blacked out line of work and I will get my pension.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to jail
    >get out
    >get put in a halfway house
    >trying to just look for jobs online and do some courses
    >some guy shows up one day and steals the router, probably sold it to score some crack
    >politely ask the CO if he can get connectivity restored so i can go on linkedin
    >says it'll take two weeks to replace
    >worry i might miss emails from potential employers
    >get discharged the next week anyway
    >frick it i'll just go to the library then at least there's fewer crackheads there
    >get my own apartment, pay deposit with my savings from prison commissary work
    i work at montanas now btw, they're paying for me to get a CISCO cert so i can move up to assistant manager 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>go to jail
      >>get out
      Cool LARP, idiot does not understand the difference between jail and prison.

      If you lived in a real community you will see the 300 IQ armature lawyer fan fast.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of all the things to LARP as, a petty crackhead embroiled in crackhead gossip was not one i expected today

    i live in a hood area, even the actual literal crackheads here who abuse homeless shelters and other gubberment handouts are not this catty adnd the overtly violent ones are generally in it for the fights themselves. they're all mostly concerned with scoring more crack

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not sure why you refuse to just use a wireless travel router if a USB or PCIE card triggers your distro hopping autism. Most of them charge by USB these days, and connect to the internet over 4G or 5G and don't even have ethernet ports anymore. Does smoking crack make you unable to understand computers or networking?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this is what crack does to your brain, i'm sticking with pcp

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know, for everyone else that has more brain cells than OP but are completely new to this kind of stuff this thread is rather educational

    this might be according to keikaku but I don't know anymore, one can be too moronic nowadays

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