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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do we realistically deal with this? have an AI that automatically handles these low effort PRs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rangeban India, close the borders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rangeban India and blacklist anyone else who does this (not including actual helpful changes to documentation) for life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We could dislodge India from the fricking internet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuke India

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, that would be like setting a huge pile of shit on fire, the shit smell would cover the entire planet,
        we need to use a freeze-ray or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      China and India go to war

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        India is probably going to war with someone in the next 30 years. I've been expecting Pakistan but China wouldn't be crazy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indian here. This country is going to have massive civil war in next ten years. India as we know today will cease to exist beyond 2040 for better or for worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there any analysis on the situation that you would recommend watching or reading? Something in English pls sir.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >analysis
            Don't need it. Just go to a few Indian subreddits and feel it for yourself. The recent opening of a hindu temple on Ayodha has been a great awakening of hindu hyper nationalism.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the media is run by whoever is in power. So there is no way to access real info. Things are so bad Modin%gg@r refused to carry out the census to suppress all the bad data. GDP, Employment data, Job creation data are all fricked up. Courts and laws have lost their meaning. People get sued for not even doing anything. There is no hope. Trust me on the years I stated in the post. The end is nigh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The US might be heading down a similar path as much as it pains me to say it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR GUNS and you would be fine. If you fail to do that then there would be no USA left on the map.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing guns are good for are empowering Black folk

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just because bunch of monkeys have access to weapons doesn't make them superior. If an all out war broke out, n&gg%rs would get their asses out pretty much on the first day. The sheer advantage of having intelligence, good planning and strategy can change the outcome.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That seems to be just around the corner with the bullshit militia act currently in congress. I have 0 faith in boomers to resist it. If that gets passed I'm jumping ship to Mexico or eastern Europe. Might as well get free Healthcare if I'm going to live in a police state no matter what.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT GIVE THEM UP NO MATTER WHAT and you would be fine. There would be no USA left on the map otherwise.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >for better or for worse
            How could it be better?
            How could it be worse?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How could it be better?
            The whole India kills itself and only desolate lands remain

            >How could it be worse?
            Nothing but extreme streetshitting happens so much that it reaches western shores

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            assume india died right now

            how long until the land is fit for plantation? remember that human fecees are not manure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If India is cleansed, then soil should be salted to prevent any further mishaps.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty quickly actually
            yearly floods and typhoons does a good job of moving shit around

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If India is cleansed, then soil should be salted to prevent any further mishaps.

            india must be sunk into the ocean to prevent the spontaneous generation of subcontinentals
            the land is cursed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Streetshitters who also eat cow poo have no business being on our internet

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's ma'am's not bloody sirs.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are indians like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://github.com/prakash-chakraborty/free-tshirts-stickers-and-swag-for-developers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aborty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do this to pad out their resumes. If their "changes" to a big project get accepted, it shows up on their GitHub profile that they made a contribution to said big project. They know that no HR department will ever bother to go through and check to see what they've actually done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm an Express JS maintainer, sirs. Give a job, bloody bastard.'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone thought it would be fun to give away some swag like t-shirts etc. to students making contributions to open source.

      A few hours later, a large-scale DDoS attack was started when millions of Pajeets started furiously adding typos to READMEs all over github to get their free t-shirt.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    casual IQfy enjoyer here wtf is mohammed doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mohammed
      poojeets, not sand

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, nagoor babu sir gave his students homework to contribute to something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DURGASOFT
      WEAPON
      OF
      JAVA

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ahahaha i had to see this shit for myself. what the frick are they trying to do here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's some indian programming course on youtube that opens a pull request on the expressjs github modifying a readme file as part of its tutorial on how to use git
      all those people are just following that tutorial

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahahahahahaha

        This is like shit stained ddos

        Shddos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you for watching my wideo tutorial

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        superpower

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        link?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think this is it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No wonder JS has bad rep

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indians are the the most cargo cult, herd following group in tech. You might find it bizzare how a whole country of 1+ billion almost all learn the same tech and do the same thing without any individuality or thinking, but this is how India works.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you want to know what happens when you breed white Aryan military-bred soldier types with untouched tribal people, well it's Indians.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would you, IQfy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she's not bad looking for an indian woman
            but i imagine she smells bad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >she's not bad looking for an indian woman
            things must be pretty grim over there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is one of the only cultures where parents have to pay people to marry their daughters. Yeah, they're pretty rough.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is also the culture where women actually do STEM because they want to succeed and earn good money, because any alternative is worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah there are Indians everywhere, it fricking sucks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd bring her home

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's cute enough but I can already imagine her scent filling the room.
            >mom, dad, this is ranjeesha

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She cooks a great curry, I swear!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            choose a more flattering shot and maybe

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            Do these people not possess any level of critical thinking? This is seriously bizarre, like almost inhuman. Why is programming even so glorified over there, why are they like this?

            im gonna be controversial here and say its cultural. Its how they run their schools, how they measure success, what the people value. You can glean these things from the kind of 'inspirational content' that's popular in these places (I imagine the sigma male or hustler meme is pretty popular there).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            culture is a product of race

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So in your mind, britbongs are a different race than americ**ts?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            britbongs are the same race as unmixed anglo americans, ie anglo saxons, yes
            the anglo american culture which existed prior to ellis island mass migration was clearly descended from the british mainland
            and even american "culture" today, despite how muddied the demographics are, is more similar to its fellow anglosphere countries than any other countries in the world

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes. americucks are mutts and britbongs are, well, britbongs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would you, IQfy?

            i want a qt pajeeta gf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't understand what language is spoken in india. it's like they get your attention with a few consecutive english words and continue to speak the local language.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pakistani, but same difference. It's cause they haven't evolved the language to include anything new. There no word for 'computer', no word for 'car', once they started importing shit from the West they didn't bother updating their own language. So English words are literally part of these languages as drop ins.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is she doing this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm Shradha, Ex-Microsoft Software Engineer, DRDO. My journey started from a small village of Haryana, in college I learned coding and got 2 internships at Microsoft, work for DRDO, invited for Google SPS and a Full Time Offer from Microsoft. I believe that skills are more important today and want to help students to learn & crack their dream companies
            >So, I left my Microsoft Job and started to teach students. I love my students and I love sharing my learnings.

            Why are they so obsessed with "cracking" everything?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and now you just click redeem, sirs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MA'AM ARE YOU MAD?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ahahaha i had to see this shit for myself. what the frick are they trying to do here?

            Holy fricking based

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >uploaded on August 24, 2023
            >it starts happening on August 26, 2023 https://github.com/expressjs/express/pulls?page=6&q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclosed
            that's the one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hundreds of saars doing the needful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://github.com/expressjs/express/pull/5221
            I love how the maintainer assumes good faith and stays polite at this obvious bullshit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick they've been doing this shit every day for the past 6 months

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They even dox themselves

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the true weapon of durga badu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never forget

        Why is she doing this?

        >used to subscribe to a few embedded subreddits
        >recently there's been a flood of Indians going in and asking stupid fricking questions, not reading the pinned thread on how to get started
        >followed the rabbit hole and learned they all come from indiadevelopers
        >apparently 1.4 billion people all memed themselves into learning the MERN stack with the promise of getting 50 lakh rupees per annum, which is about 60k
        >they have now realized they're the exact same out of 1 billion and have an existential crisis

        Do these people not possess any level of critical thinking? This is seriously bizarre, like almost inhuman. Why is programming even so glorified over there, why are they like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They want money. Programming is entirely a means to an end. The cargo-cult is strong there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sir plz understand education polytechnic andhra pradesh is needful for money plz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Consider the fact they're still using a caste system. Even their own people don't consider most of them human. I'm not kidding or trying to be offensive, it's really like that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Brahmin are direct descendants of Aryan invaders who the original Indus people viewed as gods with skin "so white it's blue"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're all direct descendents moron. All of them are rapebabies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all
            untrue, the caste system exists specifically because of the bleed between the tribals and the brahmin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This is seriously bizarre, like almost inhuman.
          You're starting to see things clearly now anon, don't let them socialize your accurate perceptions of reality away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do these people not possess any level of critical thinking?
          No, Indians have the same average IQ as sub-Saharan Africans. You know that saying about how every shot you don't take is a miss? Imagine a country of approaching two billion people taking every single shot. That is India. To say that they need cutting off from the internet is an understatement. They are a plague.
          >Why is programming even so glorified over there
          They saw it glorified in the west. That's all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always found the juxtaposition of a country like india without modern infrastructure like roads, plumbing, toilets, garbage disposal being a country of computer programmers baffling.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no juxtaposition. They're all morons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my entire team of 5 devs is indian except for me. the money and conditions are good. but these people are morons. the worst is the architect we report to. the weird thing is they appear to work hard but they are just producing rubbish. all these c**ts have kids as well. I'm not sure how these c**ts I work for think it's diversity when 98% of the technical people they hire are south asian. anyway I am quitting in march when my contract is up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the weird thing is they appear to work hard but they are just producing rubbish
            That's just the entire Asian culture in a nutshell
            They'll brag about studying 15 hours a day in school but they'll still never amount to anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do these people not possess any level of critical thinking?

          They don't. I used to work with an Indian autist developer who could probably solve the square root of the logarithm of pi in his head, but was absolutely clueless when it came to common sense and basic shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever I'm having a bad day, I remember I was not born an Indian, and even better, was not born in India.
          Day feels better after bros

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do these people not possess any level of critical thinking?
          >This is seriously bizarre, like almost inhuman
          They are inhuman. Did you think people are just memeing about pajeets? The reality is that all the things you have heard about them are much much worse than comedy gives credit for. Pajeet incompetence can have catastrophic effects on humanity, just like what happened with the Evergiven. Now bear in mind these people have nukes, I honestly think they will trigger a nuclear exchange one day just because some guy at the command center did the needful and wanted to pad his resume or cash in google play cards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you could imagine that in the character creation menu for the races there were sliders for traits such as "weakness", "patheticness", "shamelessness", "desperation", "filth", "ugliness" and God decided, for fun, to turn the slider for each of these up to the maximum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think this is it

        >Github cancels Hacktober
        >Random Youtube tutorial keeps the laughs coming
        Bloody bastard saars...... I kneel............

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cancels Hacktober
          Did they give a reason for it (besides the obvious)?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > good afternnon sarr
        > I have a doubt
        > I cannot finish Mr Babu Durga's tutorial if not merged sarr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this people cant be real lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you forget about Shitoberfest?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          (yes, I am bored)

          this is incredible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine billions and billions of them. Only you dont have to imagine, this is our reality.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're very real
        https://twitter.com/shitoberfest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're one of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahahahah what the FRICK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are trying to get contributor access so they can use actions to put a crypto miner on a self hosted runner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      designated shitting file

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the equivalent of bathroom stall graffiti over there?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sar why so much racism towards indians online sar we do the needful sar

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for gorgeous looks

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please sir i need my github to say I contributed to the linux kernel so i can get a good job please thank you

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >indians occured

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahaha i had to see this shit for myself. what the frick are they trying to do here?

      (yes, I am bored)

      Honesty, what the frick did they think would happen
      >maintainer looks at the commit and goes, "wow you know how to make a commit, I'm impressed! Want to be listed as a maintainer and contributor and be personally taught by me?"

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect for gorgeous looks can push asap
    @google@microsoft@github
    Verify merge and push asap sirs!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the speedly please thank you sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PLEASE DO THE SPEEDFUL SAAR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is saar I keep hearing this shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's supposed to be "sir", but when Indians say it in their accent it comes out as "saar"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually farted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (yes, I am bored)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget about Shitoberfest?

      braindead morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What an incredibly entitled braindead piece of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'mojis in the 'dme

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy was based tho, anyone seething over a notification should kill themselves in minecraft

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't just the notifications, it's that there were so many generated that github's entire notification queue shat itself for a few hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >131 dislikes
      I wonder how many are redpilled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ____ __. ____ __ ___.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No joke that shit was funnier than the original PR. The seething autism rage of having just been notified that someone BROKE THE RULES was just too perfect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he tagged the epic team, so what? why was this a big deal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it resulted in sending like a petabyte of emails in one second because epic is moronic and makes you join the mailing list to get access to the engine source code

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Epic is moronic, github is moronic for letting them be moronic. Accounts with posting rights to such a large mailing list should be limited.

          How fricking new to the internet are they? Please unsubscribe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sent 400000 email notifications. Each reply will also send out 400000 emails. Now multiply by everyone who is confused sending replies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in order to access the code for the unreal engine, you needed to join their group on github (moronic, i know)
        the guy in the pic mentioned that group, which subsequently sent emails to all of its 400k members

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ____ __. ____ __ ___.

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      >Lock it. Lock it now. This is the friendliest message I'm going to send, while I look for ways to get OP banned from Github for gross social misconduct. I imagine that "owner of bots universe" might be enough to get that account tagged as a bot, who knows how many communities across however many repositories that person just bothered across all of Github.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he said he was sorry bros

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Sweeney merged his request after that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even parody Indians because they're their own parody.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's so fricking moronic it's almost cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rohith sneedharan

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sah please accept the changes and do the needful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based jeet cancels cuck license For these software

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bya bya sirs!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keylooger.py

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      was it written by a pajeet tho? or did he steal from a white?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we gonnna
        >umesh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huck a keyloogey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Merge a keylogger into python:main
      ... Why? Even for a 'jeet I'm struggling to see the reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a misunderstanding. That's no keylogger! It's a keylOOger! Two o's, one g! Totally different thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am seeing not reason to not trust it. Allow him in, he is fellow from India after all.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >@shrey43 personal attacks or accusations do not align with the collaborative spirit of our community
    >https://github.com/expressjs/express/pull/5441
    what did he say IQfy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jai shri ram is like the hindu version of allahu akbar or deus vult

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golden thread

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to subscribe to a few embedded subreddits
    >recently there's been a flood of Indians going in and asking stupid fricking questions, not reading the pinned thread on how to get started
    >followed the rabbit hole and learned they all come from indiadevelopers
    >apparently 1.4 billion people all memed themselves into learning the MERN stack with the promise of getting 50 lakh rupees per annum, which is about 60k
    >they have now realized they're the exact same out of 1 billion and have an existential crisis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MERN
      are they all stuck in 2010? nobody in their right mind uses MongoDB or Node for webshit backend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do people use for backend now sir

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good morning sir kindly use debuggable introspectable runtimes, Node which is not. Many problems arising from upgradations and productions. Please check NET CORE JAVA SPRING BOOT PHP LARAVEL PYTHON FAST API SIRS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The stack I use is just one I made up. I program in the web using Java. Yes, you heard me. I use Java. Not JavaScript. I use Java. Using TeaVM, I can create web apps in Java and transpile it to JavaScript. And then I use Java as a backend. Java is all you need.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's very brown of you
            if you want a better version you could use .Net Blazor

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            blazor is the browniest, darkest way to do front end. literally jeetware incarnate. imagine bundling an entire runtime, with a batshit insane wasm bundle, just to run a form on a browser.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's client side blazor, I was talking about the server side version

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indians don't build anything. Like when's the last time you used tech built in India? Even China has TikTok and Huawei and things like that. Indian tech is people imitating each other in an attempt to get money. Once they get it, everything explodes in a flash. Just this week Byju, one of India's biggest startups, went bankrupt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Like when's the last time you used tech built in India?
          Do iphones count?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're being assembled in India. And with a shit ton of problems. Westerners don't understand how much of a shitshow India is. Every city is a mess. Every company a shitshow. The average Indian has an IQ of 85 and believes in this cult of Hinduism which permeates every aspect of their lives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It's still being used, here and there.
        It's not that bad honestly.
        Talking about MongoDB, But I believe this applies to MERN as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m making $135/hr during my day job working on a side contract, which entirely consists of undoing the damage an Indian company did creating a mobile and web app for a medical-adjacent lead system. I think these people paid $100k to have it built and will easily pay double or triple that to have it rebuilt. I love when American companies try to frick American workers and end up fricked themselves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love it. It literally paid for an all inclusive Jamaican vacation for me and the gf, and in another month or so, a new fence for our house.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/r/developersindia
      hell on earth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They regularly post about their mental issues. From what I read, India itself is hell. Imagine being in a poverty stricken country. Your only way out is through soul crushing hyper rote memorization. 99% of you will fail. But it's that or poverty. You have to do everything, lie, cheat, kowtow, to get out. It's like squid game but IRL.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I don't blame them from wanting out of india... it's just that .. it's just that WE'RE FULL AHAHAHAHAHA. sorry I'm really sorry but I just won't ever hire a single one of them.

          but seriously I guess it sucks for them that they learned all of that just as the tech sector cooled down. what the frick would they switch career to in India? Sewer engineering?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what the frick would they switch career to in India?
            Cow Dung Chef

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are they... eating cow shit? literal cow shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. You didn't know about that? They think it's magic.
            https://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-cow-dung-patties-are-selling-like-hot-cakes-online-in-india/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8239506/
            >The Hindu‐majority people use cow dung and urine for their wellness and cure of illness since ancient times. Also, people use cow urine as medicine in India, Nepal, Myanmar, and Nigeria. 8 But this behavior has tremendously increased in India after the entrance of the COVID‐19 pandemic. Many people are consuming cow dung and urine under branded “cow dung therapy” for COVID cure. 7 , 9 In last year, dozens of Hindu activists hosted a cow urine‐drinking party in India.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay maybe the Muslims were right about the Hindus wtf

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >right about hindus
            >right about israelites
            >right about women
            Starting to see a pattern here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cutting off the hands of thieves is also agreeable

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you try to rob me you'll be lucky if all you lose is your hands. Allah is ever merciful.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wait until you hear mohammad (peace be upon him) recommend drinking camel urine as medicine
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_urine

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The old guy is terrifying

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    National security is asleep on this
    Trying to sneak into tech companies is hot now
    But eventually they're going to try mass emailing/calling people's grandmas
    Cut down their internet NOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically they're going to dismantle all our state secrets and institutions then sell the pieces for scrap to send back to their shitskin family. Boomers fricking doomed us by letting this plague in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how many people the Google CEO could mass email at once.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HR wizards of IQfy, how do I go about never hiring an indian in a way that can't get me in legal trouble?
    Are you still allowed to use 'personality tests' as part of the hiring process or have they patched that exploit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      simple, just hire the white guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need a justification for why I'm only hiring white people, that way if ranjeet and co sue me I have my ass covered.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no you don't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Ability to obtain security clearance"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure, but if you're at a small company and have total control and for some reason you are forced to hire a pajeet then only take the most insanely unskilled blatantly fraudulent ones so that you can fire them ASAP before they damage your organization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Require a security clearance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek this is a great idea. Only one I'm familiar with is DoE-L though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Live near a railroad, things will soon sort themselves out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just don't hire moronic middle management that thinks H1Bs produce the same value cheaply.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask questions that have answers that can't be memorized, and don't use certs as an indicator of competence.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are /misc/ manlets like OP allowed on IQfy ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAAAAAR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BENCHODE b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sar please no bully sar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir you are the weapon of bharat I am being crying tears of joy that we are victorious over the pol madarchods sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      joke hit a little too close to your cowshit covered home?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SARR
      SAR NO- NO SAAAAR PL- PLEAZE SAAR
      DO NOT- DO NOT REDEEM MEME

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are street shitters allowed on the internet?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do jeets do this? Is it just so they can inflate their github commit numbers to look better on a resume?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's so they can put contributed to <large project> on their resume while "knowing" the HR filter is too dumb to check what change it is. The problem is that none of them know how to code or solve a genuinely new problem so the result is

      SIRS DO NOT IGNORE PLSSSSS!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But don't they realize they're going to get filtered in the tech interview even if they do manage to get pas the HR filter? Are they just purposely trying to shit up the system and waste everybody's time?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand how scummy they are. There are reddit posts on how to share interview questions, go to bootcamps to fake experience and generally lie until they get a job

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the hope is that once they get HR's baleful eye they get shoved through because they are a potential diversity hire plus the high-caste poojeets that have infiltrated every tech company exclusively hire lower caste indians to be their pseudo-slaves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But don't they realize
          No. They don't. Why do you think they're drawn to leetcode like flies to shit? It's because they think interviews, and development in general, can be reduced to learning the answer to every possible question that could be asked so instead of learning the concepts behind the questions (which they can't anyways) they treat it as rote memorization

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But don't they realize
          They don't think like that. They follow instructions blindly at best.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that even remotely hints that people can get stuff for free, or earn money, is dangerous. We had to geoblock india and pakistan at %DAYJOB% after a few YT videos increased server loads by about 10x.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERPOWER BY 2030

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BENCHODE b***h

      sar please no bully sar

      SAAAAAR

      good morning sirs

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS DO NOT IGNORE PLSSSSS!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >change that one single line they all edited
      >tell them all to rebase
      >repeat until they give up all hope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'd just have a meltdown and demand you "fix the breakage speedfully"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you seriously believe any of them know what a rebase is?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >75 Open, 1245 Closed
      >99% of the closed PR are README updates
      What in the street shitting...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unpaid FOSS jannie has to clean them all up
        He does it for free (libre)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely at this point they just have a bot that auto closes any readme PR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's half a year in three pages, that's still humanly manageable.
      Fortunately.
      Whew.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uploaded on August 24, 2023
      >it starts happening on August 26, 2023 https://github.com/expressjs/express/pulls?page=6&q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclosed
      that's the one

      lmao

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the power of Free and Open Source™

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's the power of India, the same continent sized open sewer that fuel Microsoft.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would liking to take this oppertunity to withing you a good mourning

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick???????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://github.com/student-apnacollege/apnacollege-demo/issues/1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a wintoddler, his code doesn't have file extensions
      https://github.com/Bakul3014/problem-solving

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not get what they are talking about sometimes

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I can see myself being 13 and doing this, blindly following a youtube tutorial, and opening a pull request like this.

    Not many of you would do any better either, 13, 23, or 33, and just getting started. Anyone claiming otherwise has to go leave.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah even as a kid I didn't do shit without first understanding it and especially not if it would shit up things for other people. Just sounds like you're a moron and a narcissist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok moron (australian accent)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing indians to children
      Based and progressive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're literally braindead when it comes to dealing with any unexpected problem/situation without proper instructions. I had to share a room with one for a month. Wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        India is basically Latin America tier in terms of population IQ, but with better English.

        I swear Brazilians don't have the obnoxious fricking attitudes of subcons, while doing better work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Hispanic contractors I've worked with have better English than every offshore pajeet I've ever heard tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >with better English

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > I swear Brazilians don't have the obnoxious fricking attitudes of subcons
          Interesting, while better than subcons for sure, I’ve never met people with as big a chip on their shoulder as Brazilians. It’s like everything you say they think you’re making fun of Brazil and take great offense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought of them being developmentally stunted at 14 years old so this post checks out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I might've done this at age 7, but at age 13 I was hosting my own VCS server on my old PowerMac just to see if I could do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone claiming otherwise has to go leave.
      "If you're not a moron that means you're a right winger"
      accidentally based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right, but when you look at all of these pull requests you realize that most of these are grown Indian men, not kids. And that these 'people' aren't just clueless morons, they actually want to become programmers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I posted some moronic crap to mailing lists at 15. I'd expect adults that stumbled their way through the github sign up form to do better tbh.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any jeets here? if i'm a 4/10 swe in america and i move to india will i become a 9/10 and get myself a cute pajeeta?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a cute pajeeta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a massive sex imbalance due to them aborting a ton of female children so no. Also they're ugly as sin, might as well stick with a 4'11 squatemalan India at that point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heres your pajeeta bro.
      but really, hope you make it back home and maybe improve things in your homeland. not sure how you can be motivated to grind in a multicutural diaspora as a bottom rung male when you have an ethnostate across the pond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are going to where literal subhumans are running from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will get barrage of fake cases filed on you just for getting married and in less than a week. Look up 498a abuse. Snakes are more trustworthy than any pajeeta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute pajeeta
      I hope you're blind, deaf, and anosmic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Canada if you want cute pajeetas.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have to take the bus with one all the time
        ive yet to see one better than 6/10 and my standards are really low

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Sunny Leone an Indian?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i looked her up
            shes mid, looks like a news anchor in the owrst way possible

            culture is a product of race

            explain
            >this race is more moronic therefore thier culture is
            many studies disprove this, in fact there have been expperiments that move people from a shitty culture to good cultures (within America) at different ages in childhood and there was a direct effect on intelligence the younger they moved.
            Even anecdotally can you say from experience that indians born in the US are stupider than regular americans?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >shes mid
            Okay chad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no. Canada got the bottom class of Indians. They're way uglier than the ones in the US even.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians will eventually rewrite the entire Linux kernel through 2 billion oneliner PRs by 2 billion different people.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've found that the only third worlders who do good work are vietnamese, nigerian, brazilian or from a few caribbean countries. everyone else sucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what about philipinos, I was planning on building my software sweatshop on their backs. at least outsource customer service to them

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Streets status: Shitted
    Feedback status: Provided

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Formerly Feed

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAARS!!!
    good EVENING sirs.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're gonna reverse great firewall the subcons at some point, right? We'll do the sensible thing and enforce a scorched-earth information quarantine rather than let 10 billion low IQ pajeet strivers with access to cheap LLMs jam every possible channel of communication with scams and "Good morning saar" until the end of time.

    R-right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we will but it will be too little too late
      It'll be like CP2077, by the time we cut off the infected portions the clean part will be 0.1% of the former whole, a shadow of its former self heavily regulated with all fun and potential sucked out of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This

        They're already infesting the damn planet.
        Street shitting Pajeets, Bug eating South-East Asians, religion of peace sand Black folk, somali rapefugees.

        All of those subhuman parts of the world are vile.

        We need a purge for both the meatspace AND for the internet.
        Let Keyur Punjahimakumarpatelashami go back to the shitting streets, robbing any tourist moronic enough to visit India, selling drinks he's stuck his arm to the pit into and whatever else degen shit he wants,
        could not care less.

        Deport the fricking parasites from both the internet AND irl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing wrong with eating bugs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's wild how many Indians are in Europe these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that shit just helps them push the idea of forcing every single thing you do online to be tied to your real life identity, so why would they stop it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >subcons
      the frick is that? i assume it means streetshitters but where the frick does it come from? subcontracts?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Subcontinent you moron as in “the Indian subcontinent”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks for the clarification anon, but i gotta say that word is more moronic than me.
          we already had pajeet, streetshitter, curryBlack person and any others, and you sure chose the lamest one

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh is any express.js maintainer active here? they closed most of them once the thread started

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expires isn’t even really maintained anymore, they basically consider it finished

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why the BLM banner on the website is still there, and hasn't been replaced with a newer "current thing" like Ukraine?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Precisely

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope they keep smearing shit code all over this pozzed moronic fricking site until it's obsolete.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did some pajeet youtuber make a tutorial that involved making a pull request to that repo?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me recall when vvvvvv went open code and people would just make the dumbest pull requests just to get their name on the contribute list.
    >found one
    https://github.com/TerryCavanagh/VVVVVV/commits/master/?author=HorayNarea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, calling out Jeets is against the code of conduct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO THE NEEDFUL, TWITTER NOBODY SIR!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This might be the only bright spot of AI eventually nuking all the jobs. Yes i will be homeless but this homosexual will be too.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these Indians
    >Getting hired at gayman
    >CEO of all of these companies
    >Can't just stay in India and do all of this stuff
    Really makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny that

      I wonder who would benefit from destabilizing the west with Indian "leadership"

      >shutitdown

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't we just help each other. Why must humanity be this wat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because when you try to help someone usually you get taken advantage of and laughed at, like how the entire world treats the openness and generosity of white people. It only works if you view it as radical and martyrdom like Jesus and don't expect anything good to happen to you as a reward. Even then it backfires half the time, and psychopaths will take your ideas of charity then use it as a cudgel to hurt and persecute anyone who doesn't follow your ideas close enough. It's a mess and the only thing that explains it is fundamental corruption in human beings, original sin.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've experienced peak American internet. It'll be all Indians and thirdies from here on out.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    India rose through the ashes of colonialism, time is ticking Amerifats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying it's time to recolonize them?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >indian
    >studied EEE and then moved to firmware dev
    >coworkers are all competent and smart people
    >no village bumpkins who sold their farms to buy laptops and attend college who think they're owed a high paying job
    I dodged a bullet when i chose to study EEE over CS (i still leaned most CS topics on the job over the years). The quality of people is 10x higher in non-CS disciplines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The low level Indian coder is a rare breed.

      Frankly any Indian coder who isn't doing MERN is rare

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter
        All Indians deserve is massive annihilation. No exceptions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you joking? The amount of times I have had to unshart embedded C by you lot is becoming innumerable. And this is at a huge semi company

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really must be a real tragedy to be born an indian. You are hated by pretty much everyone universally. You're literally Black person asians that Black folk and asians get to look down on because at least they were not born an indian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It really must be a real tragedy to be born an indian
      There could not be a worse fate even if you tried

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff makes me want to kill myself.
    Just having an Indian name means everyone looks at you as subhuman, and these people keep making it worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This stuff makes me want to kill myself
      Trust me you should seriously consider it. It would hurt but at least it will be over. You are worthless anyway. All you're going to do is consume oxygen, waste space, scam and waste precious resources. You are on right track. Just do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just lose the accent and you'll be fine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just lose the accent and you'll be fine

      This. Actually adapt to western culture (which hardly any of you do, it takes more than eating McDonald's and liking marvel) and be competent then we will happily view you in isolation as a highly skilled worker.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SAAARS? you expect me to put work? bloody bastard raceest seer please do the kindly needful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just give yourself a nickname, call yourself jimmy or something.
      Asains do it all the time and no one bats an eye.
      >t. have an asian friend called jimmy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I were in your shoes I totally would

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitskins should not be allowed on the internet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we need the houthis to cut those internet cables asap

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