So lest suposse one day you wake up in 1000 BC. How would you convince everyone you are a god to make what you want?

So lest suposse one day you wake up in 1000 BC. How would you convince everyone you are a god to make what you want?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you have shit from the future with you? I could whip out my phone or a gun or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, but if you knew how to build one...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Knowing how to build a computer would still be irrelevant because you wouldn't have the manufacturing capabilities. You'd need to know where to locate every bit of material and how to build every single machine used to process said material. Which is scattered across the planet. So you'd have a long journey down the tech tree to reach that, even if you knew how to build every single thing. And you'd also have to convince people to perform all that labor since you couldn't do it yourself. Which means you'd have to be rich.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy a bunch of parrots
    >Teach them to say my name is god
    >Tell everyone I am god
    >Take people on walks around forests to have the parrots tell them I am god.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where? If in Iron age civ I go to town and tell stories, sing songs to build fame then start building things. If near some primitive hunter gatherer society I build ranged weapons (bow, sling, atlatl) and start picking off tribesmen from the shadows and sparing women and children to tell the tale. Eventually demand to be in charge and teach them or they die. Then build stuff.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't
    i'd just offer basic medical advice and live my life as a comfy wise man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Write treatise criticizing Galen and talking about basic astronomy and you will have kings fight over you to be their advisor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What medical advice? Frankly the local shaman would have more practical knowledge than you and your only area of expertise would be hygiene which would be difficult to demonstrate and prove. "Trust me bro" would not be good enough, similar reason why eating pig was said to be haram rather than unhealthy.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I invent the molotov wienertail 2900 years early and start using it in ambush tactics and sieges
    Then I somehow make hand grenades by going to China
    Then I make a rocket launcher with the help of the rockets and a bow

    Then I move to somewhere far away in northern Europe and start terrorizing the locals and form a tribe to raid other tribes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invent the molotov wienertail
      With what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bottle/flask/jar/jug
        >alcohol
        >rag
        >tinderbox

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And some tar to make it extra sticky

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they hadn't invented high proof alcohol back then
          you going make a molotov with beer?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I have distilled 80% alcohol before, its not that hard, all you would need is a specialized piece of pottery and some fire.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alcohol isn't what they use for Molotov wienertails idiot. Especially not low proof shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Need access to ice or figure out how to make tubes you can water cool. Kinda hard with bamboo or hollow reeds. Might want to bring the people into the copper age first

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can water cool a pipe by putting a wet rag over it and switching it with a new wet rag once it gets warm
          there isnt a lot of heat involved in alcohol distillation anyway if you do it properly because the boiling point of alcohol is so low

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would instantly die after a few days.
    They wouldn't understand what you say, and you are problaly an idiot, that doesn't know how to do shit without modern society.
    So you would probably die after a day or so.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell everyone that God is real and he's within everyone. And that you can find him by using your imagination and actually partake in this creative force yourself by imaging the best for others and yourself.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I transheart dinosaurs with feathers!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you prove the Earth revolves around the Sun? How do you prove germ theory? Do you know how to create a blast furnace? How to create alloys, what the minerals look like? Gunpowder? Do you know Latin, Greek? Have you ever written a mathematical proof? Do you understand how a plane wing works? Or an engine? Do you even know how you would build a flushing toilet?

    You are just a midwit drone who would be a farmer or something you're not special.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely none of that will help you in 1000bc

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd use my medical knowledge and grow penicillin mold on bread.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to make an alternator completely from scratch.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would cause another extinction event just by the bacteria you carry around.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd die of dysentery a couple of weeks in.

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