SpaceX unveils EVA space suit

https://twitter.com/rookisaacman/status/1786772089543757899

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn’t look safe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's designed for a specific purpose, to allow the occupants of a Dragon Capsule to be outside the Capsule for a short period of time.
      It's not designed for long EVAs like the ones NASA astronauts wear for maintenance work. It doesn't have that mobility, because they don't need that mobility. They'll still be tethered to the Capsule and probably only one or two people will be outside at a time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have bearings in the shoulders. I wouldn't wear it.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More fake products just used to inflate the stock price.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SpaceX isn't publicly traded.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they still rely on old and new investors pumping hundreds of millions of dollars into the company every year
        that's why elon needs his private company to be so public about every single dumb shit they do or say, unlike blue origin for example

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blue origin doesn't make shit public because they hardly have anything to make public.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are a moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tesla is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a correlation between SpaceX news and Tesla stock swings. To some extent, of course, because Telsa is also Tesla.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even if there is truth to that statement, it's beyond moronic to say that SpaceX published information about their new suit just for Tesla. It will be used for the Polaris Dawn mission this year (I hope it won't be delayed), which was in the works for a long time. I'm generally skeptical of Tesla based on what I've heard about their cars, but I trust SpaceX fully. Unless we are talking about timeframes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The suit is for the Polaris Dawn mission, which is planned for this year. It will involve a space walk from a Dragon 2 capsule, so it's very much in SpaceX's interest to have it work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so it's very much in SpaceX's interest to have it work.
        Which means it wont.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This anon that only pays attention to twitter has no idea lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are these adults dressed as kids and not adults?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where does my oversized horsewiener go?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You store that in the cargo area with the rest of the luggage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my mother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sit down muscle man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish more wish more money was spent on better penis enlargement technology instead of these space scams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In my mother

      LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only women will be astronauts in the future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to leave that on Earth

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi elon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't even craft properly sized tit armor
      It's over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >average rebuildslop consoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rebuild is a work of art. If you're unable to understand the meaning of why they implemented 3d rei and just thought "this is stupid!". I could explain it to you if you liked though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's some high level tucking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are these suits so hot, bros... i'd wear them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That suit would have looked like 10x better on a girl

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just wait and watch them increasing the price a week before launch and having first people freezing to death a day after.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This post is an ad to try to keep tesla/whatever relevant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only billionaires and random selected individuals for charity will ever wear them though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tesla spacex and elon enterprises in general need ads not only to get customers, but also to get more workers that allow themselves to work in way worse conditions for chepaer than their sector bc of elon "vision", "going to mars" whatever. Same silicon valley "we are changing the world" bullshit
        I also help those companies to go away with having way worse product standards that their market

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow. Okay. Well, Tesla employees should really go kill themselves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spacex [...] needs ads [...] to get customers
          Delusional.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also:
            https://phys.org/news/2024-04-spacex-300th-successful-booster.html

            homie if you dont believe that at first spacex needed adds to get customers you are braindead or a shill. And shit like moonship wouldnt have been approved without tons of adds and pr stuff
            and my fricking point it was to deny that the point of the adds was to get customers, but to get exploitable workers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >adds
            *ads
            Either way, ads where? On fricking IQfy? Why in god's name would any space launch company advertise here? Their target demographics are companies, organizations, and universities which are capable of making something that can be launched into space and then paying for said launches. The only way to advertise to such entities is to show that you are capable of doing what you promise, which is done by broadcasting launches live. Even from the "cheap worker" angle, who would choose their place of employment based on a post from an anonymous imageboard? Certainly not the people who have enough qualification to work for a rocket company. The idea that SpaceX would advertise here is completely fricking moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            man there was huge astroturfing campaign by elons pr, which give him that e celeb guru image. Not sure if here in 4chin, around 2008 i was only a btard, but on reddit, nasaspacefight and many other forums there was. (Because that is the timeframe i am talking about, 2007 - 2012)
            in fact that was elon huge accomplishment, seeing how to get to fame and get to be consider a genius using his paypal money through the internet before anybody else. He is THE guru in the field of using internet marketing for his public persona
            we are not talking about the same man, the strategy is to have adds and shills everyfrickingwhere so you cannot avoid the hype. 10 years ago it was impossible to look for anything spacerelated without reading something about spacex,even on shit had absolutely nothing to do with them
            but not so much right now, that is true, elon now thinks he doesnt need all the pr anymore
            Also contrary to the popular believe, spacex provides way less information than most launch providers, they just promote the basics a ton as a pr show. And their launch manual had some shit wrong that was a mess when you needed to simulate the launch vibrations in a satellite part... and not really related to the thread but i need to state that i hate abaqus the FEM suite

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your post was somewhat hard to parse, but I think I understand what you are trying to say.
            >but not so much right now, that is true, elon now thinks he doesnt need all the pr anymore
            Makes sense. SpaceX's achievements speak for themselves now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Makes sense. SpaceX's achievements speak for themselves now.
            lmao you just had to miss the point entirely by closing with musk dicksucking

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't about Musk, this is about SpaceX as a whole.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about SpaceX and you're talking about reddit...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron think about how many companies launch payloads to orbit. It's not a lot. It also costs millions of dollars, if you think anyone is picking launch providers on a whim like they saw a commerical you need to breathe gas

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you think that a marketing campaign was not needed to get the initial customers you are the moron. Nobody is talking about random popups on the internet for the 4chinner
            that and tons of price dumping, they were selling launches to private companies for less than the cost for years and charging way more to nasa and other public contractors. Look for the 2015 leaked economic results

            Children scroll by this and they don't know what the numbers mean

            Spacex launches more weight into space than everyone else on planet earth combined, by a large margin

            I think elon could have a space navy and casual spectators would not notice.

            One time someone replied to this and their retort was a lot of that mass was spacex's own starlink satellites, and not mass from customers

            So not only does spacex launch more weight, they own it lmao. There is a scam megaconstellation that's the first and only of its kind surrounding planet earth that's getting bigger and bigger. And people dont know

            what it means is that the stated big market for spacex reusable rockets is not there, nor it will be, so they made a project that uses that high launch market, using a satellite model that even in the spacex scenario doesnt make more sense than using other strategy other than to prove that elon wasnt wrong and to presume of launches
            its a completely circular strategy, one fueled by clueless investors and lots of public money, in the end they may make it work if they get it to stay afloat for long enough, but i dont expect IQfytards to understand why is a very risk strategy

            >moron thinks musk will revolutionize space travel
            SpaceX, not Elon Musk, but they already did. For the last 3 years they have been setting new launches per year records.

            they are a glorified space truck company. they ""revolutionized"" the sector by making the transport low cost. That is it, and they are not even that cheap for the customer
            Even so launch costs were in general a small part in a satellite or a scientific mission. And that is why the market is about the same as 10 years before

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they ""revolutionized"" the sector by making the transport low cost
            Yes, exactly.
            >Even so launch costs were in general a small part in a satellite or a scientific mission
            Mental moronation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Children scroll by this and they don't know what the numbers mean

            Spacex launches more weight into space than everyone else on planet earth combined, by a large margin

            I think elon could have a space navy and casual spectators would not notice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soon: X parabolic delivery service delivering fresh helium nuclei worldwide

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One time someone replied to this and their retort was a lot of that mass was spacex's own starlink satellites, and not mass from customers

            So not only does spacex launch more weight, they own it lmao. There is a scam megaconstellation that's the first and only of its kind surrounding planet earth that's getting bigger and bigger. And people dont know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also:
          https://phys.org/news/2024-04-spacex-300th-successful-booster.html

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMGERD IS THAD TEH REAL LIFE STARSLOP SPACESUIT????111!!!
    IS THIS AL A DREM???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy mother of mindbroken

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it run pregabalin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is that supposed to mean? How does one run medication?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to space always makes me laugh. There's literally nothing out there. It's just us and some rocks. Any life (by any definition of the word) anywhere else would not be able to survive even if they did exist (they don't). Space is a fake and gay distraction to let people cope about the brown hordes taking over earth. "Haha, well at least we have space and there definitely WON'T BE ANY Black folk IN SPACE...even though they shove Black folk into everything else...haha..." yeah, okay moron, enjoy your 15,000 years of space travel to nowhere. Imagine falling for this fricking psyop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False equivalence. Mountains are on earth. Mountains are not godless voids. Mountains are alive. Space is endless nothing. Space is fake and gay, you will see Black folk and troons in space. In fact, they will be put there disproportionately, overrepresented just ad they are here on earth. No, if we go to space at all, it should be ALL minorities. Send them all out into the void. Make earth white again.

        >lobs giant rock to blow up the earth
        Heh... skill issue, human. Should've diversified your planet investments, sweaty~

        Would you mind posting any proof of the alien species that can do this? Let alone just visit earth. It's not possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are the same sort of homosexual as the people who say that we shouldn't explore space before racism is solved, except on the other end of the political spectrum.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just kill all Black folk and israelites, it's really that simple. Not political. Space is just an empty void.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about climbing watermelon mountain, hypermelanistic fellows?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Space is fake, now going to the outer rings sign me right up homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lobs giant rock to blow up the earth
      Heh... skill issue, human. Should've diversified your planet investments, sweaty~

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't understand the value in going to space, you probably don't belong on this board.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sink trillions into space travel for exactly zero return
        Peach of a value b

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Talking about economic value when it comes to going to space is literally the only reason to, besides collective stewardship of humanity's future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a such a stupid argument. Ok maybe you are not a curious or exploratory person, that immediately makes you lower IQ but whatever fair enough. Going to space has practical benefits for humanity on earth. Have you used fricking GPS on your phone to navigate or even satalite internet? What about inventions made due to the large engineering effort it takes to send probes or humans into space? See pic related for a list. Ever use a fricking phone camera? Sure you can argue that we would've eventually invented them but we got them faster and actualized them. And what about potential future aspects like the wealth of rare earth metals locked up in asteroids with low gravity wells? Space mining isn't really that far fetched of a concept and would massively benefit humanity.

      People like you are absolutely ignorant, have no imagination or curiosity in anything. If all of humanity thought like you we would still be living in huts in Africa just like the people you hate so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pic
        We would have been as good or even better off without any of those technologies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And no, don't tell me 4, give me a proper answer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, you are free to not use any of them. But just because you don't like something doesn't mean it shouldn't be invented. All technology is bad, le industrial society xD. Go ahead drop out of civilization from the rest of us and live in a mud hut in Africa with your like-minded brethren.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pic
        Literally NONE of that shit was made possible by space travel. It was all discovered, fabricated, and deployed right here on earth. The element of "space travel" is entirely unnecessary.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well that takes the cake for one of the most moronic things I have ever read on this site. What fricking leap in logic is that? The reason they were created was because of the goal of space travel or studying space. Are you fricking dense?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The reason they were created was because of the goal of space travel or studying space
            No, the reason is because govts threw vast sums of money at R&D into missile deployment following WW2 and quickly realized even the most pacifistic scientist would help them achieve this if they believed they were working toward space travel. All so countries can fight wars by remote control without the need for an able-bodied army.
            >muh /misc/
            >muh /x/
            >muh schizo
            cope.
            >Verification not required.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We unironically should gas every zoomer. Generation came out fricked. We need to skip a generation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Millenials are so quick to spread their self-hate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your image is mostly sensationalist and even wrong at times.
        The general issue is that it is not conducive why any of those technologies, that there is a need for, would not have been developed in their form or an alternative form under pressure other than space travel.
        Many of the technologies named were not even originally developed with the clear stated intention of being 'for space' but have first seen use in space. It's an early adopter. Wow.
        General wording in combination of the pictograms is designed to insinuate at first glance that the technologies wouldnt exist at all without space flight. The fineprint itself them goes on to put that in relation.
        >Land mine removal
        literally thousands of suppliers provide waterjet systems for defusal
        Not against space flight. But buzzfeed tier BS oversimplification. This is almost comparable to 'inventions that wouldnt exist without Blacks'.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're baiting, but in any planet that we can access in a viable time it's true. There is fricking NOTHING to see in our solar system. It's a bunch of loser planets without atmosphere, we really live in the only planet worth living in the neighborhood.

      People think planets have a ground you can thread with your own feet. But it's not like that. When someone says for example that certain planet is "made of gas", or that it's a "gas giant", it not that there's a lot of gas, it's that the planet really is just a bunch of propane floating in space. You can't land your spaceship there because there's no ground to touch.

      Most planets also don't have atmosphere and CAN'T have an atmosphere because their core isnt like Earth's, made of rock and metals that give our planet a magnetic field to protect us from the sun and from space debris. The whole terraforming meme of Mars is moronic, you can nuke Mars all you want (like Elon Musk suggested once), that won't change Mars' core.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not being ironic and not baiting, that's why you agree in good faith. Space is fricking fake and gay. There's nothing to see. Science worship is way beyond out of hand. We're alone here, earth is all we've got and all we will ever have. Unless we severely misunderstand everything that we know (or think we know) about physics, there's literally (real usage of literally) no possibility of aliens or sentient life being able to visit us.

        And it gets worse, because if it is true and they do visit, why would they do anything BUT wipe out humans in order to take the planet for their own? Why even entertain the distant future possibility of humans coming to frick up other planets like we did with earth? Why would a just and hyper intelligent alien species allow humans, who let israelites and Black folk roam free, into the stars? They definitely wouldn't. It all feels like a big distraction for STEMcels to focus on while we propel AI and a technological demiurge forward.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knowing elons track record
    it's going to disintegrate as soon as they go to space isn't it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >spacex [...] needs ads [...] to get customers
      Delusional.

      and

      Also:
      https://phys.org/news/2024-04-spacex-300th-successful-booster.html

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nth successful landing
        what's the total though?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm struggling to find the exact number of launches or landing attempts, so here is some data from Wikipedia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            those landing boosters not full rockets because I remember plenty of them crashing in the sea

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Falcon 9 has only ever landed the first stage. Its second second stage is expendable. But they used to recover fairing halves. No launch vehicle has ever done full reusability, the Starship will be the first if they get it to work.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >339 launches
            >337 full successes
            lmao you know the classification of a full success is absolute bullshit when half of their rockets have an "unscheduled disassembly" at some point during the mission

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron only gets launch info from MSM sources
            >is not even aware of the literal hundreds of routine successful launches occurring from Vandenburg or Cape Canaveral

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron doesn't know msm is sucking musk dick day and night when it's about le inventor scientist man
            >moron thinks musk will revolutionize space travel
            the same way he revolutionized tunnel digging, public transportation or batteries

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally, the only way you can fathom that half of launches have issues is to only pay attention to MSM sources
            It's either that or you're just that moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron thinks musk will revolutionize space travel
            SpaceX, not Elon Musk, but they already did. For the last 3 years they have been setting new launches per year records.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >half of their rockets have an "unscheduled disassembly" at some point during the mission
            I would very much like to see a source for this claim. I've long stopped watching Falcon 9 launches because they all became a boring repeat of "launch-land-wait-deploy". Not that this is a bad thing, we don't watch planes take off either. The fact that it's boring means that it's reliable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like we can look the number of falcon 9 "unscheduled disassemblies" and its less than the number of men your mom has swallowed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lower than 60s era NASA lmao

          That anon was right, Musk is entirely reliant on his cult of personality to keep his scams afloat. Luckily you can only fool the govt for so long, and they are coming after SpaceX for their incompetence now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            rockets didnt land in the 60s moron

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is an EVA? do they have one made or is this just more bullshit as always?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Gemini-style EVA. They'll just be doing it for the view, really, so they shouldn't sweat up the interior.
      https://twitter.com/KiddPoteet/status/1787185284230123858

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500% gay and proofs that Elon is a closet homosexual

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks so goyslop souless

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally butt sex gay astronauts will only wear it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't trust that to protect me from some guy's fart standing next to me.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CGI marketing mockup
    yawn
    they could at least make it look nice and not a shitty copy of the far superior NASA suits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nasa hasn't made a new suit since the 1980s, they use the ones that are left until they deteriorate into unusability and then cannibalize them for parts. They tried to replace it, but they can't: actual lost technology.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nasa hasn't made a new suit since the 1980s
        What's the point of making that, they're not launching another scam anytime soon lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my point was more about the aesthetics of the suits, SpaceX is clearly trying to invoke the NASA suits in their design which really isn't the approach to take.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SpaceX is clearly trying to invoke the NASA suits
          I really don't see it. If anything, it looks like they are going for a futuristic aesthetic to a fault.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SpaceX is clearly trying to invoke the NASA suits
          Because it's white? That's the only thing they have in common

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the hud solely exists to display bloat that you can tell just from having normal human senses

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BASED MUSK
    He named the space suit after Evangelion

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SpaceX isn't publicly traded.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very moronic any make the evil looking, considering all our anti alien movies we broadcast outwards. Some autistic alien is going kill them if they come near.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's spaceX's endgame?

    Will they and NASA just pretend that everything is fine until someone dies in space?

    Will they just delay until NASA pivots to blue origin or they cancel the moonstuff altogether?

    And how will we contain the salt in the unlikely case that China and Russia establish a permanent base on the moon, while America can't even put a single person on it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SpaceX has had the same endgame since it started. Self-sufficient presence on Mars. That's it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean IRL, not in their deranged Clarke fanfiction.

        Living on a planet without a functioning magnetic field is not feasible until we find out how to 'cure' cancer.
        Or is their plan to live hundreds of meters down in the freezing underground? Yeah, good luck getting anyone to sign up for that.

        And don't get me started of the whole geo engineering meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the idea come from that someone will die in a SpaceX rocket?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Falcon is fine, the issue is starship.
        Space x will basically build everything for the new moon mission (I think it was called Artemis?). The current designs and mission plans are very... Ambitious? The lunar lander is extremely top heavy. They want to leave a starship in orbit space for a few months and refuel it like 12 times, while hoping that the turbopumps don't degrade too much in the most hostile environment ever. Also the pure fact that they want to get starship good enough to transport anyone within 2 years.

        Smarter everyday or what he was called held a presentation about it I think.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They should build a gas station on space. The rocket go to space lighter, with enough fuel only to deliver the package and then stop to refuel and buy snacks for trip back to good ol' earth (as we space truckers will call it heh)

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm
    yes, sir, all of these systems will be testable within craft 1 hour before fielding! totally safeties protocol clear!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sending this guy into space will be a lot easier and less risky.

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