>Stop doing that thing, it's a sin. >Yeah I know I created it like that to be enjoyable as fuck but...

>Stop doing that thing, it's a sin
>Yeah I know I created it like that to be enjoyable as frick but... l.. listen... shut the frick up. That's it, you're going to hell

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why shouldn’t I rape babies? Checkmate Christcuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it doesn't feel good to either me or the baby.
      Next!

  2. 1 month ago
    Radiochan

    bible says if you accept Jesus' sacrifice, repent, be baptized for the remission of sins, and show the works of the Holy Spirit within you you won't go to Hell
    you have read the Bible, haven't you nona?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Free-will cannot exist without something to be practiced upon. God created the potential for evil. God's creation realised this potential. Why is this so hard to grasp?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God imposes his will on me, he wants me to have "free will" as in the freedom to possess a will because it brings him satisfaction to impose his opposing will on me. I have free possession of a will but not the freedom to enact my will, my will differs from God's and that's the reason why he gave me "free will" in the sense of "free desire", because he wants to be able to impose his opposing will on something that possesses it's own will, this is basically the most basic definition of sadism: imposing your harmful will on something with an opposing will. God didn't think it would be as fun to abuse me if I "shared his will", if I didn't have the freedom to desire not to be abused then God wouldn't have found it fun enough to abuse me, so he gave me the freedom to desire not to be abused so that he could get more satisfaction out of abusing me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God doesn't abuse you for sinning, you do. When I spend all night drinking and I wake up the next day feeling like complete shit, it isn't God punishing me, it's the consequences of my own choices. Everyone who has been drunk once knows the price they'll pay afterwards, if you continue to get drunk, then who is to blame?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you believe in the first cause argument, you would be forced to agree that someone would've had to be the first person to ever drink alcohol, and as such would have no idea about the price to pay afterwards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get abused for "sinning" moron, I get abused for literally anything I do, like breathing, thinking (anything), and eating (anything). It's such a disgusting moronic lie for you to tell because I would never abuse myself or anyone for the things I get abused for.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Complaining about breathing
          That is a new one. But hey, I am on vacation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. God is an evil sadistic tyrant.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wish the Lord would have had more descriptions of heaven, it sounds like a great place but I'm just curious.

    Humans enjoy going against God as it is part of our fallen nature, but it is not good.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    need more godjack threads theyre really entertaining because not only am i laughing at the haha funny but im also learning shit about the bible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know it wasnt god who killed the fig tree but jesus. but its funny to think of god being so petty as to destroy his own creation like that

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MOSESSSSSSSSS!
    >I KNOW YOU'RE FATED TO LEAD MY PEOPLE TO THE PROMISED LAND, BUT... FRICK IT. YOUR TIME HAS COME.TIME TO DIE!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Moses! Dude! WHAT. LE. FRICK. Tell me you JUST DID NOT hit that rock.
      >You know what, I'm tired of your shit. That's a ban.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does god put cancer into 2 year olds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So they would come to curse god, so he could send them to hell and torture them forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some dude ate an apple 5,000 years ago

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smoking heroin makes you feel like you're 14 years old and in love for the first time, but it's not good and you're not supposed to do that. Now apply the same logic to sinning.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >know I created it like that to be enjoyable as frick
    What exactly are you referring to here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with hot women, probably.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a sin.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not the way you do it

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