Suzumiya Haruhi forcibly employs you to modernise the SOS Brigade website, frontend and backend, since you know more about webdev than Kyon.

Suzumiya Haruhi forcibly employs you to modernise the SOS Brigade website, frontend and backend, since you know more about webdev than Kyon. She will reward success with a handjob from Mikuru and punish failure with beatings, administered personally.
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mikuru is overrated
    give me a handjob yourself coward

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fail deliberately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >punish failure with beatings, administered personally.
      I am not seeing the incentive to succeed here

      she has divine strength, surely it would be better to find an ordinary high school girl to expore your ryona fantasies with

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did I stutter?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok then, if you're really such a painbawd...
          hope she doesn't try anything else when you're lying senseless on the floor

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haruhi was made for the streets
    I'm also glad kyoani got burned down.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't yuki doing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Gentoo

      I really hate yuki lovers

      >Yuki
      >creates an OS that's compatible with literally every device
      >she's apparently a genius because of this
      There's a reason why support is eventually dropped for certain things or how some drivers are only available from the manufacturer. Imagine how fricking bloated that shitty OS must be. Compatible with obscure dongles and shit that no one used for no reason other than to say it can. Great fricking job.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >punish failure with beatings, administered personally.
    I am not seeing the incentive to succeed here

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, I'm gonna set up a NAS with at least 42TB.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at least 42TB.
      NGMI

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >punish failure with beatings, administered personally.
    Spinning up the mern stack as we speak

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Gentoo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate yuki lovers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mikuru appeals to children. Haruhi appeals to homosexuals. I was like 14 when this shit came out and Yuki defined my whole sexuality.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the 3 year old alien with no personality defined your sexuality?
          that explains why you're so messed up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      install gentoo

      [...]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not using fricksie wucksie meme bsod
        otherwise kino

  9. 2 months ago
    中出し

    install gentoo

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Handjobs aren't even sex. Blowjobs are the bare minimum.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this, why am I getting my dick rubbed? minimum payment should be 2 hours of giving Mikuru cunnilingus.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cunnilingus
        submissive

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but really my reasoning is if I'm being paid in sexual favors then those sexual favors better involve pussy, handjobs and blowjobs aren't good enough a man could give you both of those so they're not worth much.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure that follows exactly

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex as a form of payment is crazy.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >administered personally
    A ruby framework and jquery.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello ma'am please open vagene

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can easily fool haruhi that you modernized their systems by sprinkling css on their website and calling it a day. how is she supposed to know any better? this is a free handjob almost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mikuru's body is not a precious commodity

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girls with intact hymens are precious, though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well, that's why you're only getting a handjob, if you wanted her hymen you'd have to code something really impressive like an SOS themed hit gacha game that would raise the club's profile and boost its resources, the point is it may be traded freely

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a victim as much as she is

        Mikuru can give me a handjob, but Yuki and Haruhi have to watch and Haruhi has to teach her. And I will take Viagra and use a wiener ring to enjoy it for longer and don't cum so fast. And if she wants maintenance Haruhi will have to give me footjobs as payment or allow me to frick Mikuru in the club room.

        the best course of actions

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mikuru can give me a handjob, but Yuki and Haruhi have to watch and Haruhi has to teach her. And I will take Viagra and use a wiener ring to enjoy it for longer and don't cum so fast. And if she wants maintenance Haruhi will have to give me footjobs as payment or allow me to frick Mikuru in the club room.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I've ever done webdev, I've used Python Flask and Vue 2. Whatever the SOS Brigage website needs, it probably won't be more complex than this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >python flask and vue 2
      Yikes

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mikuru is pure sexps

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want sloppy blowjob from yuki

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Yuki wouldn't give you a sloppy blowjob.
      She'd give you a blowjob so awe-inspiring that you'd stop being a coomer and start being a productive member of society. It would also either make you infertile or rewrite your balls, because clearly your genes shouldn't be in the gene pool.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuki doesn't know how to suck wieners. Haruhi is the real pro, she would drain your balls like a pump.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's canonically 3 years old

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do it but I hate webdev unfortunately

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go to that site

    https://web.archive.org/web/20101029142503/http://sosbrigade.com/index.html

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do japanese children buy fetish clothes?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's 16 there and in most of the show
      not a child

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the slimak kiss

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does she actually dress up like that in the anime?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, and it's a really good anime. The movie is still one of my all time favorites.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just started watching it recently, currently on ep 2
        i've heard that EE arc sucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's eight episodes in season 2 that are pretty much the same thing with minor differences. It's supposed to be a troll because they're stuck in a timeloop and don't know.
          Just watch the first 2 episodes when it starts and then the last.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's eight episodes in season 2 that are pretty much the same thing with minor differences. It's supposed to be a troll because they're stuck in a timeloop and don't know.
          Just watch the first 2 episodes when it starts and then the last.

          NO
          I watched all 8 and you will too, or you're a lesser man

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handjob from Mikuru
    Who cares about Mikuru, I want Haruhi to become my gf.
    >modernise the SOS Brigade website, frontend and backend
    What do they even use it for? (other than looking at Kiniro Mosaic porn on Tumblr)

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, it'a the pseudo intellectual franchise from 20 years ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be exceptionally moronic if a series like Haruhi seems even pseudo-intellectual to you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was trying to be intellectual?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brainlet sees Haruhi vaguely reference the anthropic principle and hologram universe
      >thinks it's pseudo-intellectual and not normie-tier pop science references
      every time

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically I would overpower the 100 lbs 5'0" Asian woman and make my escape (probably after raping her)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to get zapped by the robot sitting next to her (also haruhi can control the reality/universe).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >haruhi can control the reality/universe
        And she still uses Win XP?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the last good windows?
          of course.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            8.1 > 7 > 10 > XP > *

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            picrel

            Last good Windows is 7. It all went to shit with 8's UI designed for touchscreen-using morons.

            they added telemetry to windows 7 so it gets a pass from me. To be honest the only reason people even liked it was because of vista's shit launch. If you compare vista today to 7 in a vm, it's the exact same os but with a different skin. They had to rebrand it because it got a really bad rep. I actually used vista the entire time 7 was out because I preferred the ui way more. I switched to loonix sometime in 2011.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last good Windows is 7. It all went to shit with 8's UI designed for touchscreen-using morons.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Kyon even make a website that quickly? Did he have experience?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Times were different back then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple homepages were pretty popular in 90s Japan.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Kyon even make a website that quickly? Did he have experience?

        http://www.haruhi.tv/

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when this soulless newbie anime would get you laughed off this website. Should have gatekept more. This looks like Amerislop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was literally never laughed at Black person, shaddup.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only recognize this anime because it was relentlessly spammed on this site. I remember when everyone was Itsuki for Kyon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone was Itsuki for Kyon
        What does this mean? Frickin' weeb speak.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          itsuki and kyon are the two main male characters

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I know. What does it mean to be "Itsuki for Kyon"? Since that's what I fricking asked.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    base HTML
    that handjob is as good as mine

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work for women.

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