>the internet is literally just one big LAN

>the internet is literally just one big LAN

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa.
    >Earth LAN
    >Earth Ling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GLINGVOORP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh boy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >LAN
    more like N

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i typed this text and it traveled through the air and wires and possibly even cables under the ocean in order to appear on your screen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is magic, it's crazy to think how fast information travels the world

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        considering it's fake, ya it would seem like magic, but the way it actually works is you can only communicate with people in your local area, everyone you see on the internet is in/around the city you live in, anyone claiming otherwise is fake and gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cables under the ocean
      shit is fricking unreal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cables under the ocean
      shit is fricking unreal

      munch

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like I

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LAN, MUF, NAS, CIA, FBI, HUF, AGI, WWW, OSS, KKK. coincedence? I THINK NOT!!!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes that's basically true

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a lot of LANs
    It’s da WAAAAAN

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    babbies first thought

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the kino CS lan parties never went away
    bros.. i have hope

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >computers are just carefully sculpted rocks
    >computer code is just deciding how I want electricity to flow through the rock
    >if I put a specific sequence of electrical impulses into the magic rock I can make it so someone on the opposite side of the world dies
    crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weird

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >computers are just carefully sculpted rocks
      No they aren't, they are mostly made out of sand, ore and oil. What part exactly is supposed to be out of stone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sand is not stone. Fricking american education.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know where sand comes from, my peasant turd world freedom hating brown person?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the ore was rocks

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it literally smells nothing like a lan

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it uses IP, it's an Internet.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It used to be, until NAT, router-level firewalls and eventually CGNAT fricked things up. Making a multiplayer game for LAN and for online used to be almost the exact same thing. Nowadays older games can't be played online anymore without jumping through a whole bunch of hoops, and newer games don't support LAN play anymore because online implementations are completely different now.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's like wide instead of local, dude, woah

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick would the Internet work if humans ever started living in space? You can't stretch fiber optic cable from planet to planet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wireless communications and lasers would work much better in space because there is no atmosphere to interfere with them. The only issue would be latency. They would need something besides TCP for transfers between planets, even in the same solar system.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine waiting 24 mins just for your computer on Mars to just handshake with Earth before any data transmission even begins lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          light travels between earth and mars in 3 minutes.
          so a 9 minute handshake? where are you getting 24 hours?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine waiting 24 mins just for your computer on Mars to just handshake with Earth before any data transmission even begins lmao

        I've already solved this issue years ago, I just haven't got around to writing a patent for it yet.

        You get a really long rod or other solid object and physically connect it between two remote celestial locations. When you want to send a message, the sender just pulls/pushes the rod and the receiver measures the rod bouncing back and forth. Personally, I would encode a 'push' as a 1 and a 'pull' as a 0.

        This is known as the Anon Process.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You could make this much more efficient by hitting the rod with a certain force to cause it to vibrate. certain levels of vibration map to a certain sequences of bits.
          I too intend to write a patent for this, once I can catch a break from the many hot women who demand my time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's simply not possible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You could make this much more efficient by hitting the rod with a certain force to cause it to vibrate. certain levels of vibration map to a certain sequences of bits.
          I too intend to write a patent for this, once I can catch a break from the many hot women who demand my time.

          haha you dumb fricks i already patented a much more efficient process. It involves a low voltage vibratory mechanism orbiting the planet along with a telescoped light sensor. The working prototype is based on a modified version of your fat prostitute wife's giant vibrating dildo and the humongous microscope she needs to see your tiny penis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Quantum entangled networks would be cool for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we'd do nightly backups and shoot them between planets with rockets. ray kurzwell wrote a whole book about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea of each planet having its own isolated Internet and the only way for the separate planetary nets to connect (other than the smallest, most basic forms of communication controlled by the state for emergencies and newswires) is for a ship to come by loaded with hard drives/memory cards.

        e.g. if you wanted to play Half-Life 3 a ship would have to come into or down from orbit and upload it to Valve's local datacenter on Mars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I considered doing something like ssh over light for my sec eng project so I could a truely untracable jump between machines (unless someone happened have a sensor picking up my laser pointer)
      you could have a bitstream where light on was 1's and light off was 0's (or something like that) then everything else would be trivial

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same way we communicate with rockets, rovers, satellites, etc. Radio.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there are only so many frequencies to pollute

        I considered doing something like ssh over light for my sec eng project so I could a truely untracable jump between machines (unless someone happened have a sensor picking up my laser pointer)
        you could have a bitstream where light on was 1's and light off was 0's (or something like that) then everything else would be trivial

        this guys idea is much better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a fibre optic cables is just Black person rigged laser communication, it's only 8 mins to send a signal from Earth to Mars, depending on where the orbit is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but what if the laser misses

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just don't let tyrone do the aiming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There would be radio communications and maybe shit like some sort of laser-based point to point systems. These would probably have fairly limited bandwidth so they'd be reserved for whatever is considered important and efficient, so shit like military information, emergencies and so on would definitely get to use these systems and on top of that maybe there would be some services available to the public which allow you to pay to send small amounts of data through in an efficient format (compressed text, for instance). Very large and non-critical data transfer would then likely occur via a space ship physically transporting a lot of data on some sort of physical medium, which would then be saved to local systems on every planet. Ship transport of data would obviously be very delayed compared to radio or laser but shit that just isn't very important but is also very large (like entertainment) wouldn't be worth sending over the likely very limited radio and laser links.

      Then as technology improves I would assume the laser / radio links would improve as well and the data courier ships might eventually fall out of fashion, if the communication ships become good enough to render them obsolete.

      This is all assuming we're talking about "space" as in somewhere else in this solar system as well. If you're assuming that the inhabited planets would be in other solar systems then I guess the premise is that some sort of FTL travel is available. If we assume that FTL travel via space ship is possible but plain FTL communication isn't, then ALL data, even the important stuff, would just go on FTL ships since at that point the ships would be MUCH faster than sending an actual signal, in fact sending a signal would be impractically slow due to huge latency, even assuming the sheer distance doesn't make it impossible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We'll have quantum communication networks to send anime feet pics across space using entangled qubits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        um no that is imbossible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we simply need to invent subspace radio

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and bro if you think a bit deeper, your internet provider is basically the ethernet cable connecting a pc to a switch, which connects to the router/internet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then what the hell am i paying for

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that can't be true because i only attend LAN parties with my friends and i despise all of you homosexuals

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