The Minotaur, contrary to popular understanding, is not a villain, but a victim of circumstances beyond his control, namely his unique birth and innat...

The Minotaur, contrary to popular understanding, is not a villain, but a victim of circumstances beyond his control, namely his unique birth and innate constitution.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of fricked they kept on feeding a half omnivore, half herbivore a diet of human flesh.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the minotaur is the calibre of myth that I really like. So old that the allegory is kind of gone, and it's just become its own archetype.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DIE YOU EVIL FREAK DIE DIE

      Honestly really well put

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s it an allejory of?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Athenians being butthurt that they had to pay tribute to Crete

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Historically and mythologically speaking, how large was the minotaur's wiener?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      114 inches long, 95 inch circumference (erect)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay even for me that might be a bit too big

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, he's just like me

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did the greeks mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are wrestling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how the Minotaur was made.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the bull have to be white?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I remember right, white bulls are sacred to Zeus. Animals with white fur are held in high regard by many cultures because of how rare it is. White fur stands out a lot, and paints a huge target on your back from predators/makes it difficult to sneak up on prey.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you see it, you shit bricks.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was he an incel?

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