The second I see someone wearing this in public I am robbing him. I will take his wallet, phone and shit.

The second I see someone wearing this in public I am robbing him. I will take his wallet, phone and shit. Dont tell me you wouldnt

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he can.
      Also, someone with a Vision Pro probably also has an Apple Watch, which implies he has an iPhone too. If he has a backpack, he may be carrying a Mac inside.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the fricking trend of adding unremovable fabric to everything. you can't wash the damn thing so anything it's attached to becomes e-waste within a few years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's by design anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes i fricking know for planned oblongessence.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you just spray water repelent on it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fabric part is removable and apple even gives you a spare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is removable

      That fabric part is removable and apple even gives you a spare

      This

      is the headband replaceable? won't be long before the elastic starts to stretch and can't even hold the bastard thing on your face.

      Yes

      It’s not elastic. It has a ratcheting system to tighten the headband

      Correct

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a Black person so why would I do that?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dont tell me you wouldnt
    Well I'm not black so no, I wouldn't.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple users are notoriously poor, you're not gonna get much.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >robbing a guy with cyborg eyes
    Good luck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait for him to get the sign-in prompt for my public wi-fi hotspot
      >Rob him as blind as he is in that moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless he has cyborg fists he's still ripe for robbing like all nerds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When does Halo style aiming come out

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to say I wouldn't, but I saw my 10yo nephew with fb's vr and I just started walking around him making unexpected noises just to frick him up. I can't say what I'd do if I saw a grow ass man wearing such shit in public.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't really work since they'd at least be vaguely aware of their environment, if they're in public anyway, they'd be stupid to completely cut out the view of the world and you have to jump through a few hoops to do that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wont

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TARGET: anon
    >SKIN COLOR: black
    >PRIOR CONVICTIONS: robbery, public exposure to minors, possession of drugs and CSAM
    >PROBABILITY OF COMMITTING A CRIME: 97.2%
    >AUTHORITIES: alerted

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the headband replaceable? won't be long before the elastic starts to stretch and can't even hold the bastard thing on your face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is replaceable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not elastic. It has a ratcheting system to tighten the headband

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is the headband replaceable?
      sure, for 500 dollah it's yours, you can buy a case for your goggles too, only 200 dollah

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok Jamal

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for first person robbery videos

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first of all, you won't even leaver your basement

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im a Black person
    got it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hackerman hacks the screen
    >makes a manchild walk into traffic
    only a matter of time

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will wear the zoggles

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was watching TV with my dad the other day and an ad for this came on. He was laughing and making fun of it for like 15 minutes straight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shills would just call everything he said "cope" whatever it was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > boomers don’t understand technology and are afraid of it
      Nothing new.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Afraid" is not a word that describe that sensation of looking at something utterly ridiculous and having an unrelenting desire to laugh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hahaha look, this piece of metal moves by itself, hahahaha! not like my good ol' trusty horse, that's some real mean of transportation!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            normally technology humbles people but we've turned more towards finding joy in the destruction and shame of others.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My 60+ year old parents tried my Vision Pro and both said they got chills and Goosebumps when I walked them through it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck Robbin' Hood. Give those itoddlers hell.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will snap my fingers in front of him over and over until he begs me with tears overflowing to stop.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in a few hrs I moved 15 years of overtime pay in pallets of these.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't be as edgy as you but can see myself doing this.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t.Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im a Black person
      got it

      ok Jamal

      >Dont tell me you wouldnt
      Well I'm not black so no, I wouldn't.

      I’m not a Black person so why would I do that?

      Its literally free money, stay broke morons. (They are rich enough to buy dumb shit likes so it doesnt matter) Also its their fault for wearing it outside and not paying attention lmao

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    letting apple live rent free in your head, must be nice

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe apple invented AR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t invent it, but they sure as hell did it way better than anyone else has so far.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Jamal

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