there are too many programming languages

if you were the CEO of programming and had to axe 3 of the most used/popular languages which ones would you choose

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    javascript, c++.... ehh can't pick a third

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JavaScript, C#, Rust.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    html, css, javascript

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everything besides lisp is bloat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      f(ourth)pbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even lisp is bloat compared to forth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        forth post best post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lisp users are the bloat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elixir is a lisp

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    c/c++
    javascript/typescript
    java/c#

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    python, cmake, php

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >python
      >cmake
      because these two are known for worst packaging ever possible, most python garbage updates so fast (and do not follow semver) that your python packages randomly stop building ever 3 months.

      Cmake is even worse, literally non declarative BASH-like shitscripts that do shitty random. Most distros build their packages in no network sandboxes. Now WHAT? Yes CMAKE can randomly start downloading some random shit it finds with the cmake script inside it. Yes it will fail. Yes you will need to prefetch all the shit. If you do the same lets say with rust, it is declarative and autofetches before running the building scripts, but not cmake.

      PersonalHomePage (PHP) is a braindead source of legacy jobs that does not exist, better give people nice work already, not this butthole made no-types legacy shitcode running pre world existent 3rd party frameworks like yii and cms.

      c/c++
      javascript/typescript
      java/c#

      >javascript/typescript
      wtf you could not understand basics of TS and now you hate TS for no reason? Lmao Rust troony doing some dirty proc_macros decorator not to get into TS types HAAHAHAHAHAH.

      Javascript, Rust, C++. Everything else is fine.

      php brainead @describe Black person doing no types?C#/java?

      C and C++

      c/c++
      javascript/typescript
      java/c#

      >c/c++
      does not really change anything ig, C++ is trash I agree, but the C ABI sadly is the only stable abi even for rust lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol seething c++ troony mad at all the languages used in the real world to get work done. Get the rope and 42% yourself already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao rust troony justifies his rust shit that goes with troony propaganda over the software. you kinda forgot to mention the fact that C++ is used in almost all the game engines, is actively used by g0gl internally and so much more software. EVEN THE FRICKING COMPILER THE RUST USES FOR COMPILING ITSELF.

          Also you kinda damn idiot here i don't write C++

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly just Rust. The borrow checker is interesting, but the autistic troony furries aren't worth it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so autism furries go back to C++ and create new standards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > go back to C++
        Nah, they'll go back to JavaScript or C#. The reason anyone uses Rust is because they got filtered by C++

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No please keep them where they are. C# has become very good the past couple of years and we don't need them shitting up dotnet. Ty C++niles and Rustards.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Javascript, Rust, C++. Everything else is fine.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C and C++

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Javascript
    Java
    C++

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JS
    Nim just to piss off chuds
    C++

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Java
    SQL
    Bash/Shell Script

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you'd axe the 3 best things ever come into the computing space?
    you sadist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think most people actually read what OP asked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think most people actually read what OP asked

      frick, i read the OP in a food coma
      i meant "axe everything except 3"
      that modifies it to:
      > java and everything that runs on its VM
      > javascript and its cousins
      > php
      that be said, i dont hate for what it tried to be, but the execution is a trashfire

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter, in ten years you won't find a job as a programmer unless you are extremely specialized

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe it's IQfy fault for his suicide...

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fortran
    R
    matlab

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    C#, Java, Rust

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Python - total midwit death
    Java - total pajeet death
    Rust - total troony death

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    King Terry talked about this in an interview inside a fast food. I've seen this frickery for too long, we overcomplex everything in programming languages and that cause massive mental disorders to the youth trying to keep up the trend. Stay simple and humble or you'll end up chopping your nuts off and call yourself a man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Amen

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All this feels similar to why cuneiform was created.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    perl
    visual basic
    turbopascal or

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JS, C, Python
    CS would instantly improve

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rust, Javascript, Ruby.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rust because of the homosexualry
    javascript, just start from scratch and make something better
    python, because it's too moronic and weirdly designed for a language that still fulfills a clear purpose

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    js, python, java

    all jeets instantly surgically removed from the industry

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Java, JavaScript, Go, Rust, Ruby, Bash, Nim, Zig, Python, Perl, Lua, R, Swift, Kotlin, PHP and Dart

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would purge everything except C, Python and HTML/CSS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >HTML/CSS
      opinion discarded
      anyways, i bet those are everything you know

      I only need to eliminate every variant of assembly.

      based purge maxxer

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Java
    C++
    Rust

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only need to eliminate every variant of assembly.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rust - total troon death
    Javascript - total s°yboy webdev death
    Python - total moron death

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In order: Swift, Objective-C, Metal Shading Language, CUDA C++, Unreal Engine Blueprints, dlang, visual basic

    If the first 3-4 weren't forced on you, I would not include them. Either way, C or C++ variants that pose as different languages can take a hike.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PHP, Python, Javascript.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    c, go, js

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oops i thought it was to pick 3.

      In that case java, c#, ts

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    python, rust, javascript.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep:
    C, Go, and Haskell

    AXE:
    Javascript, C++, Rust.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the world can literally RUN on C, Go, and Haskell.

      You got your Systems Programming ( C ),

      You got your web ( Go ),

      You got your Functional Quirky ( Haskell ). And it compiles to machine code with the Glasglow Haskell Compiler.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rust, go, typescript.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1. C++ because it is a language that's got lots of hidden badness. Its really really able at choosing to do the wrong thing.
    2. Javascript because it is awful. Even better if we could go back in time and strangle its creator at birth.
    3. Torn between Rust (for the proselytizing toxicity of its community) and Python (another language with far too many skeletons in its closet). I guess I'd roll a D2 for which of those.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies, trannie doctors, glowBlack person

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Python (søys and diversity hires)
    Java (jeets)
    Rust (Trannies)
    also
    >muh C bad
    >muh JS bad
    You simply don't know how to code. Purest case of skill issue.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image
    >time wasting question

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >most used/popular
    Python. Js stays because webshitters will make a successor which somehow will be worse.
    What else... Xml and windows excel table format.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please no hoodies if you are over 60. Please. Please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're below 60 you don't get to wear the hoodie

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >C++
    >Java
    >C#

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JavaScript isn’t a programming language.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct, JavaScript is a useless piece of shit.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also anyone saying JS is moronic since that’s 94% of the internet when you include all the frameworks and libraries built off it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OK I see the appeal of killing it now

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