These devices signify one thing and one thing only: computers and laptops have reached a stage where they should be totally hands free now.

These devices signify one thing and one thing only: computers and laptops have reached a stage where they should be totally hands free now.

From the time I open my laptop, I should be able to do everything from playing a video on YouTube, posting on social media and filling in spreadsheets without even touching the mouse or keyboard.

Computers should be 100% voice operated now. That's what these devices mean. The fact that Microsoft and Apple have only 2011-tier "voice assistants" prove they're behind the curve on this way.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So instead of being able to instantly and precisely tell my device what i want it to do, I should need to speak to it and hope it interprets my voice and meaning correctly alongside memorizing the specific syntax that it wants?

    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not getting it. You're stuck on a 2011 voice-assistant understanding.

      >Hope it understands
      You have no idea where the technology is at at this point, and your "precision" is overrated. If I tell my laptop to "open the last few spreadsheets I was working on last night", I've immediately outpaced you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, not really. Why did you close Excel since last night? I already have mine open.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now you have to work on the spreadsheets. Are you seriously telling me you're going to do that via voice commands?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're not getting it. You're stuck on a 2011 voice-assistant understanding.
        So is the Rabbit. Have you seen the reviews? It's terrible. It takes 3 minutes to get you the answer and then it's wrong because it missed a word you said or was continuing to listen as people are talking around you

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree. Why should you be a human potato barely moving a muscle

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they signify that the owner is a moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voice operation sucks monkey dick. I don't want my pc to make noise and I don't want to make noise using my pc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if i dont want to talk my my computer/ phone
      it seems so awkward.
      Id rather just type...

      rxactly !

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's one reason why voice assisted computing hasn't taken off: talking to your computer is awful for everyone around you.
    Imagine an office with everyone talking to their computer to get work done. Or at a Starbucks. A library, hospital, law firm, courthouse.
    An office or public space would become this cacophonous mixture of noise that makes all thought suffocating.
    A hospital needs to adhere to HIPPA regulations. A law firm and courthouse need to maintain client confidentiality.
    Any sense of confidentiality that using a computer or device would have would evaporate in an instant, because talking to something broadcasts what you are doing, what you are thinking to everyone around you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to remove the mouse and keyboard to introduce voice-control. Voice-control becomes another means of computer operation that's arguably more efficient than point and click.

      Point and click remains, while microphone use and gestures become dominant due to their ease of use. You don't see Tony Stark sit down with a keyboard and mouse when he builds new suits.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not what OP was asking for. Just because fictional characters can do something doesn't mean it could actually be real or exactly as written or demonstrated. Then where's my artillery canon to shoot a me onto the moon? Oh wait, the forces involved would immediately crush me into a fine paste.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am OP you fricking slippery-slope, false equivalence idiot.

          >I should be able to do everything from playing a video on YouTube, posting on social media and filling in spreadsheets without even touching the mouse or keyboard
          Oh yeah you should definitely try using speech-to-text technology to code instead of using mouse and keyboard lol

          Fricking moron

          >He doesn't know you can just tell the computer to write the code and it'll do it
          Hurrrrrr kys fricking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok then, where's his IR dot emitter/Kinect ass setup allowing for gesture control? Why is his voice perfectly understood in every single environment imaginable despite also being in a place in your picrel resembling a parking garage and not an anechoic chamber? Light itself isn't visible until it reflects back to us, so what possible medium could he be using for holograms? Levatating vibranium is possible in universe, but that doesn't mean Tony has enough money to buy any from Klaw or the Wakandans. Not to mention Vibranium is a literal do-it-all metal that also doesn't exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic midwit post for multiple reasons.
        One, shit is presented like that in a (children's) movie to sell the idea that it's high-wealth and high-tech, and because watching RDJ sit at a desk and run Excel or AutoCAD is much less interesting to the audience which is the entire point.
        Two, waving your arms around like a moron is not actually an efficient or precise input method, especially long-term. There's a reason input-heavy genres like RTS or 4X games are nonexistent in VR (which has input functionality exactly like your pic).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I don’t want to sound like an Orange Reddit user, but human voice is an absurdly low bandwidth communication channel. Higher bandwidth than body language, which is why we beat the shit out of other stupid animals (they deserved it) but there’s a reason we shifted to visual forms of communication, like writing, as soon as we could for anything detailed

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what even is this device

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a smartwatch that likes Victorian era pocketwatches so much that it decided to devolve itself into one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An Android phone running a custom skin that hides all other functionality so you only interact with the device through their Rabbit.apk

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah there's nothing I love more than shouting commands at my computer as if I'm telling a moron how to do basic tasks. This is the ultimate form of convenience and totally not absolute shit.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >glorified Android apps signifying anything

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I should be able to do everything from playing a video on YouTube, posting on social media and filling in spreadsheets without even touching the mouse or keyboard
    Oh yeah you should definitely try using speech-to-text technology to code instead of using mouse and keyboard lol

    Fricking moron

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any type of proprietary software can eat a dick

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO
    >computer, open excel
    >open sheet customer_may
    >open sheet invoice
    >fill column 5 from 2 to 100 with the following formula:
    >open parenthesis column one squared divided by column three close parenthesis plus square root of column two
    Black person, there's a reason voice operated bureautics have been abandoned long, long ago, and it was never technological limitations. Talking all day is slow and absolutely tiring.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still feel self conscious about speaking to ChatGPT using earbuds. There should be technology to lipread what you're saying or infer it based on muscle movement on the side of your face so we can voice the words quietly.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doing a spreadsheet via a speech to text interface sounds like hell tbh

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blatant troll thread

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >These devices signify one thing and one thing only: computers and laptops have reached a stage where they should be totally hands free now.
    No.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >both devices fail
    >"t-they lead by example because uh um-" *shits selt*

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is hands down the most brainlet technology ever invented. Made for fricking mouth breathers who don't know shit and don't want to know shit. Just let the computer help you figure life out and how to put your clothes on. Jfc.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your brain is so rotted by /misc/ that you feel the need to defend AI slop just because a black man made fun of it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > be op
    > has severe dunning kruger syndrome
    > gets btfo by everyone
    fantastic

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should a piano be voice activated, too?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would our hands be depreciated, but not our ears?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ppl who buy this shit probably have tomtoms in their car too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's garmin

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up nocode moron shill

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those devices exist solely to siphon venture capital, buy the CEO a yacht and then disappear. Nobody uses voice assistants no matter how smart they are, talking to a piece of plastic is not star trek, it's cringe.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's so painfully obvious that this thing and the ai pin should have just been smartphone apps, the idea that VCs gave these people money is unbelievable

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