thoughts on Dynamic Island?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clever name for a hole in the screen.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 pajeets start posting about how their shitty android is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "It just works" until it doesn't. Then you have to pay Apple $1500 plus tip plus Care+ plus case plus screen protector plus subscription for Cloud plus lack of true multitasking in 2024 plus babbies first OS plus iMessage bullshit plus expensive trinket that marketing shat out and convinced a bunch of poojeets, thinks, and western prostitutes that drink lead lined Stanley mugs that they are going to use the processing power and cameras despite defaulting to the same 3 fricking apps and Tiktok.
      Get a device you can communicate on, work on, and control.
      iOs is the white man's burden.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any more projection?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think it's an excellent island...FOR ME TO POOP ON

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had an idea when I saw this for a stupid demogame called Escape From Dynamic Island, that'd involve a shipwrecked 18th century e-girl waiting for rescue and trying to survive on a volcanic island while realtime events like lava and weather warnings are given to you through the assistance of an ancient creature, shown to you as a live HUD at the top of the screen. Would be a cute and funny thing for people to play on their new phones

    dat's it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gimmick but looks funny

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its an annoying gimmick.
    wish there was a way to disable the audio visualizer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can
      Tap edge of island and move finger. It will disappera

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it comes back later.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apple can even market black shit on your screen obstructing your view

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just a notch but it actively tries to cover more of the screen sometimes because they though it would look cool

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most profoundly moronic thing ever created. Less lets make a greater portion of the screen useless for no reason.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fricking dumb.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best implementation of this idea yet
    But that's like saying it's a best implementation of a pothole.
    Regular rectangular screens with space on top and optionally on bottom for buttons are best and no amount of coping marketing and "get with the times" will convince me otherwise

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Visually cool but practically idiotic thing, given the top of the phone is the hardest to reach. Overall just another sign that phone design peaked since iPhone 12 and only hope for something new and fresh are foldables finally getting good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Visually cool but practically idiotic thing, given the top of the phone is the hardest to reach.
      Pretty much ALL phones force you to touch the top of the screen nowadays. Not saying you're wrong but seems to me you're chimping out at apple for being apple lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed but they usually don't sell it as a feature. Also anon, please, a sentence letter I mentioned how iPhone 12 is still peak phone design. I have no hard feelings about any brand.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /vr/

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s handy to be able to swap between Overcast and Maps when I’m driving

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have holes in my screen so I have no opinion on that.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Courage.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the little clock you get when running a timer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, its a neat addition.
      Gives the thing a nice visual touch

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frickHUGE notch in the screen
    >"I know, this will help us market this flaw to the morons!"

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll never get locking yourself down on an OS that doesn't even let you install whatever apps you want.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clever way to make the presence of the holepunch less glaring. Though I don't completely get why phone makers bother having that little sliver of screen between the hole and edge. Is it really useful for anything?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Though I don't completely get why phone makers bother having that little sliver of screen between the hole and edge.
      b-but the island bro!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        branding, there is zero functional difference
        same reason apple put a notch on their laptops

        Not just Apple, everyone has done the same with that awkward sliver of screen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      branding, there is zero functional difference
      same reason apple put a notch on their laptops

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is still the best way to solve the 'shit on screen' problem, and it gives you back camera as front camera.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just put the camera in the corner? My old Samsung had that and it was great, if you're really autistic you can add a whole menu bar at the top and if not, it doesn't cover what you're reading and it's no less distracting than an X button in the same corner of any desktop window. Then with the S20 they bungled it and slapped a big hole right in the middle of the screen.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh. Its just a name for showing some black UI elements to make it look like the camera notch is expanding.

    t. iPhone 13 mini

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't support dynamic tiling or workspaces, you can't even switch to it with a keybind. Awful.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop using apple names for simple things

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    embraced a flaw and made it a feature, pretty clever also poors are still seething about it to this day as evidenced by this thread.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough apps support it yet because only Pro version got it, but when they do, it's very convenient.
    I have the Gym app + Spotify on during workout and it shows me the current set, how much i have left + rest-timer and on side it's the current album/song that's playing and i can swap between the two apps just by tapping on it.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't innovate anymore so let's add some stupid gimmicks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic gimmick

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xperia had some cool design indeed, shame their quality control was so bad. Reminds me a bit of Sony's Vaio adventures.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dynamic Island
    Coping name for inferior screen.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iPhone 15 pro chad here.
    I have no idea what that thing even does. The only time I notice it is when my battery reaches 20% while I’m shitposting

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need back panel mounted with screws. Frick your glue.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it's a smart way of turning the hole-punch limitation into a feature.

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