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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use the zoomer technique. Ghost it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      George did it first

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mac cursor
    >uses phone to take a screenshot
    it feels wrong to say this but i feel this may have been justified

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your fault you got hired, you deserve to get treated like trash on your job
      PayPal CEO, log in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just take a screenshot so they can find out that you are the leaker bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because they definitely can't pin it down by the FRICKING TIME IN THE EMAIL.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a generic email with a meeting date and time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uses phone to take a screenshot
      You're likely unemployed
      >Take a screenshot and post directly
      I'm not having any personal credentials on my work machine
      >Take a screenshot and then email it yourself
      Most companies I've worked at block you from sending to personal email addresses
      >Take a screenshot and then use usb to make it to a phone
      Might be viable, but often usb is either disabled or restricted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah big corp. employee here. Stuff like that is always very risky. You can easily trip some detection mechanism and get a strike on your account.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah big corp. employee here. Stuff like that is always very risky. You can easily trip some detection mechanism and get a strike on your account.

        nta but my god, you people really are slaves...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well payed slaves

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No amount of payment could be worth having your entire existence reduced to a cog and/or mouthpiece, but hey, I'm an idealist, and an autist

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the point is investing and retiring early
            all jobs suck, the best thing is to get out early

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I rather take an 90% chance of being poor in freedom forever, than a 90% chance of being rich in captivity for even just twenty years. And the reality to me is that money is almost irrelevant.
            You could call it romanticism, I'd call it emulating the attitude of the greats.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >money is irrelevant

            Until you need to purchase a home, food, medical care, pay taxes, engage in hobbies or leisure activities, or raise a family.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >purchase a home, food, medical care, pay taxes, engage in hobbies or leisure activities, or raise a family.
            ISHYGDDT

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not have parents? Or do you have one of those white people parents who kick you out on your 18th birthday?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just take a screenshot so they can find out that you are the leaker bro

        >already fired, what if they fire me again?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my god im getting a email im filled with anxiety
    >holy shit im getting chils listening to the call
    I know losing your job is a big deal but fricking suck it up pussy. in my head I'd be thinking of other places I could send my resume out or hows my side income doing hopefully these morons didnt bet all their eggs in one basket.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in my head
      I'd be staring in my phone looking for job offers during the """meeting"""

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lost my job overnight, literally woke up and had a meeting invite with my boss' boss (my boss was actually fired a day before KEK) and the guy was like "look anon, times are hard, no investors money blahblah" and I was like "this is more difficult for you than for me, firing people sucks, chill out man"
      I went out that day and enjoyed two months off living like a millionaire, going to the gym at 2pm and just doing whatever the frick I wanted.
      The moment you let a lay off get into your head you lose, it can potentially turn into a fricking downward spiral.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not gonna lie I kinda want to do it again. I know I can save enough without compromising my lifestyle to go like 4 or 5 months without working, but the market right now seems kinda delicate to just quit, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get a new job as quickly as I got my previous ones.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ohnoo the homosexual globocorpo might lay me off
    Boohoo then look for another job if you should get the boot whats the fricking deal
    I dont get the constant whining from c**ts that got canned due to layoffs - like it would be some kind of massive tragedy
    If you are a responsible adult and not some consumer cuck then you have enough saving so that you can survive a year wtihout depending on your paid adult day care

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's their first job out of college, and they never had any other jobs before. The common advice being passed around is either spend most of your money to enjoy life or invest most of it in the stock market. There's no one advising that you save enough to weather through a long period of unemployment.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually, every piece of financial advice tells you keep an emergency fund of at least three monthly salaries.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no one advising that you save enough to weather through a long period of unemployment.
        If someone tells you that not having cash around to cover being laid of they are a literal moron.
        Cash in stocks can be relatively liquid though, you might be forced to sell at a bad time though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe you need to take it one step further and admit that money is the problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the end of the wold, but having to eat my hard-won savings for an unknown period of time would be a source of stress and anger.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People take years to figure out work isn't everything.
    Since day one I figured out the entire thing is a pile of shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sooo smart chuddie i clap for you aha!! i wish you would've let me known sooner through mongolia basket weave forum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I figured this shit the moment I had use of reason, like, isn't fricking common knowledge?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The more dumb take is that work = job. Work actually is everything in life, job is not. Its the work you do outside your job that is what life should be about and ideally one day quit working for someone else to do your own work entirely for rest of life. People who believe in "work life balance" shit and do nothing productive outside of their job are just as bad if not worse than people who dedicate everything to their job.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There should be no jobs, period

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he sit through the entire thing? Couldn't he just hang up at the "we regret to inform you" part?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it depends on the company but doing something like that then getting your next potential employer to call them and ask about you can have regretful results

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am on the pp leadership team

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it a bit cruel in the first place to hire swaths of people that you're not sure if you need or can keep long-term just to please shareholders who, predictably, like funny numbers go up?
    If anything, tiny companies, employee-wise, who produce enormous value, that should be an indicator of something REALLY going right, no?
    I can loath but understand a lot of other Sillycon Valley growthbawd shit, but not the pattern of repeatedly employing anything with a heartbeat and then squeezing them out the second the economy turns downward. Why not just have less excess to start with?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't it a bit cruel in the first place to hire swaths of people that you're not sure if you need or can keep long-term just to please shareholders who, predictably, like funny numbers go up?
      Yes, which is why this isn't legal in civilized countries.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god smiles every time a california codeBlack person loses his job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am indeed smiling

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learn to code

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyways, my entrepreneur fantasy is to find some undervalued NEET degenerates who have programming as a special interest, sign them on contracts significantly below tech industry average but above their welfare checks, have everyone still be happy due to a lax environment that accommodates moronation and generally doesn't ask too much of them, and slowly fix them up into a minimal dream team of pros that will BTFO California and their ways
    First VC Black person who approaches me gets sent back a contract to become a shared company meat toilet btw (I know what I said, yes, including men, will be converted into femboys)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find some undervalued NEET degenerates who have programming as a special interest
      >sign them on contracts significantly below tech industry average but above their welfare checks
      >have everyone still be happy due to a lax environment that accommodates moronation and generally doesn't ask too much of them
      what is offshoring to India
      >and slowly fix them up into a minimal dream team of pros
      kek, no it doesn't work this way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what is offshoring
        ...right
        >kek, no it doesn't work this way
        That's what they said about quantum mechanics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually had a daydream last week where I bought a japanese hikikomori and let him live in my house for free
      we'd play video games and he'd lazily work on a very basic and very cliche jrpg eroge or something.
      then I fast forward the fantasy a few years and I was buying MORE japanese neets and I had a bunker under my house where we were crafting e-girl androids. It had a big door with NERV's leaf logo on it and everything.
      can't wait to daydream some more tonight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's bro babbling about

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just black mold toxicity symptoms

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By yours truly,
    Big PP Leadership Team

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't attend meeting
    >don't get laid off
    shrimple as that

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that companies would think twice about hiring useless employees and firing those they do hire if they actually feared the people. all it takes is one man with nothing else to lose and i guarantee these longnosed meatsacks would think twice about how they treat their 'dispensable' resources

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what do these overpaid devs in big tech do after they're fired? Do they end up going to normal companies that pay normal salaries or do they think that's beneath them and hold out for a job at another big tech company?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know I'd use that juicy position on my resume as much as possible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My questions is more about whether these people start saturating the middle class job market and make it harder for the rest of us to find work or if they stick to jobs that only pay enough to keep them in the 1%. I'm really hoping it's the latter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *my question

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It depends on whether they'll be realists or dreamers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/3rds of tech workers laid off in 2023 are no longer in the tech field. Basically, they are flipping burgers or stocking shelves at Walmart now. It's over.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's 4.4 million software engineers in the US and 500k people have been laid off from the tech industry globally the last 2 years. That's all employees, not just engineers, which probably make up a small portion of those layoffs. So at best a couple percent of all software engineers in the US have been laid off and that isn't even taking into account the fact that most of them are employed again now because there's still net job growth in the industry.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the same people who brag about how little they do at work.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scheduling a obvious layoff meeting for the next morning giving people like 12 hours of heads up if they want to do insider threat shit

    I feel bad for their security department. you're supposed to send these out impromptu at the end of a day or something

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