>trick rocks and copper into doing math

>trick rocks and copper into doing math
what's next?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I don't believe that. I think that computers have demons inside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when morons don't bother learning history. It did NOT happen like that.

      Actual order:
      >Some guy comes up with boolean algebra
      >Some guy figures out how to use boolean algebra irl with electro-mechanical relays (very large, bulky, and easy to understand and create items)
      >A lot of machines are made with relays, even some of the first computers
      >Some physicists later think "Man frick relays. There's gotta be a more efficient design" and they come up with vaccum tubes which are kind of like lightbulbs that do the same thing except the lightbulbs in question use semiconductors
      >A lot of machines are made with vaccum tubes, including more computers that are more complicated and more power efficient as well as way faster
      >Some physics later think "Man frick vaccum tubes. There's gotta be a more efficient design" and they come up with transistors. These are like switches that are once again made with semiconductors and a lot of people have figured out how to make them.
      >MANY more machines are made with transistors and many of these are once again computers. They are WAAAAY more efficient than vaccum tubes and even more efficient and FASTER than relays
      >At some point some dudes say "Yo what if we could take the transistors and other traditional components like resistors and put them all in one really small place. They experimented with both germanium and silicon. They come up with integrated circuits. The technique used for these integrated circuits any middle-class American today could probably start doing themselves.
      >And from then on everyone went crazy over how to make integrated circuits smaller and smaller

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Say what you will anon but computers are ayy tier compared to anything else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't even read this shit
          if you took any digital design courses you'd understand why it's not ayy tier at all

          >they come up with transistors
          Transistors were alien/demonic tech discovered in the Roswell UFO crash, like fiber optics and night vision

          have a nice day you wiener mongling moron
          transistors aren't that complicated, even third world nations make them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they come up with transistors
        Transistors were alien/demonic tech discovered in the Roswell UFO crash, like fiber optics and night vision

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based demon aliens gifting tech

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vaccum tubes which are kind of like lightbulbs that do the same thing except the lightbulbs in question use semiconductors
        wha?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      we literally call them daemons (pronounced demon not daymon)
      bsd uses a devil as a mascot
      they are breaking the laws that bind the demons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tzxNbiy.jpeg

      >trick rocks and copper into doing math
      what's next?

      this.
      we literally call them daemons (pronounced demon not daymon)
      bsd uses a devil as a mascot
      they are breaking the laws that bind the demons

      The absolute state of IQfy ...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I got no problem with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We tried teaching nonwhites but that didn't work so we had to turn to demons.
      We made the right choice

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    computation only has meaning from the perspective of an observer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quantum flux devices using Josephson effect. We can easily get +100Ghz using far less energy than traditional semiconductors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might you be a Time traveler?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love reductivist threads

    >use dinosaur remains to transport lumber
    ridiculous

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny that rocks can be taught to do things some people can't be taught to do

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trick metal and plastic into recording sound
    sus

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do people really believe pc's are demon ouija boards? or this is peak larp?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude people think space is fake, there are definitely people who have no idea what is inside a computer or phone because they've never thought about it, and if someone tells them it's demons they'd go "yeah that makes sense" and mean it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure there are people who actual believe this. I am going to begin partaking in cultposting though for the LARP, its very funny.

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