Tricky Dickhole

What if Watergate was never discovered, or at least wasn't discovered until far later(around the same time as Gulf of Tonkin being declassified)?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he would have fricked up in some other way. You can listen to the calls btwn him and Kissinger, they're on youtube, and it's all him sucking his own dick and Kissenger going "yes, yes Mr. President, truly wise and prudent of you." and dick going "yeah, yeah, yeah I do fricking rock.". He needed that dude to come up and remind him he was just a mortal man.

    I don't know if this is the relationship all presidents have with their advisors but I really hope not.

    Example:

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He needed that dude to come up and remind him he was just a mortal man.
      You think Nixon is the first mega-butthole world leader to get away with it? lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, I just think he was megalo and in answering OPs question, that he didn't really have a shot long term. They're all huffing their own farts but he privately comes off as especially detached from reality.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not, I just think he was megalo and in answering OPs question, that he didn't really have a shot long term. They're all huffing their own farts but he privately comes off as especially detached from reality.

      There was the time he went schizo and got into an argument with hippie protesters at the Lincoln Memorial without his Secret Service detail though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, i agree, he went nuts

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          There was the time he went schizo and got into an argument with hippie protesters at the Lincoln Memorial without his Secret Service detail though

          I think he would have fricked up in some other way. You can listen to the calls btwn him and Kissinger, they're on youtube, and it's all him sucking his own dick and Kissenger going "yes, yes Mr. President, truly wise and prudent of you." and dick going "yeah, yeah, yeah I do fricking rock.". He needed that dude to come up and remind him he was just a mortal man.

          I don't know if this is the relationship all presidents have with their advisors but I really hope not.

          Example:

          He would have been bossed around and coralled by his admins like Reagan was when he went crazy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This sounds hilarious. Source?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sauce please. Sounds like some Shawinigan Handshake shit

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon%27s_visit_to_the_Lincoln_Memorial

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"I hope that [your] hatred of the war, which I could well understand, would not turn into a bitter hatred of our whole system, our country and everything that it stood for. I said that I know probably most of you think I'm an SOB. But I want you to know that I understand just how you feel."
            Seems weirdly wistful and pleasant

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love Nixon. Last great president.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate him but at least he's unique and weirdly relatable

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >With the advent of dawn, Nixon returned to the presidential limousine, but as he walked back, "a bearded fellow from Detroit" in Nixon's words, rushed towards him and requested a photograph with him, that was duly taken by the White House doctor. In a documentary, Bob Moustakas, the "bearded fellow from Detroit" claimed that, during the encounter, he was on LSD.[4]
            >Nixon said that the man from Detroit had "the broadest smile that I saw on the entire visit".
            kek, imagine dropping some acid then getting into a random encounter with the fricking president

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very much a picrel kind of experience

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nixon learnt that several of them attended Syracuse University, and spoke of the university's football team.
            >Commenting later to journalists, the Syracuse University students felt that "most of what he was saying was absurd ... Here we had come from a university that's completely uptight, on strike, and when we told him where we were from, he talked about the football team.

            If memory serves, Nixon absolutely loved football, and he had a really hard time meeting new people without some preparation. His talking about football is oddly comforting here, as he's just trying to talk about something that he thinks they'll all like and that he's passionate about. Nixon always feels somewhat aloof, but moments like these remind me just how human he was. He comes off as very kind and sweet here.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nixon was a huge football fan. He would watch the Redskins play on TV in the oval office while he worked and got congress to ban the NFL from blacking out playoff games in a team's home market.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nixon was a huge football fan. He would watch the Redskins play on TV in the oval office while he worked and got congress to ban the NFL from blacking out playoff games in a team's home market.

            I think Richard Nixon might have been a high-functioning autist from what I hear about the guy

            Nixon was a bastard for taking us off the gold standard and opening up diplomatic relations with communist China.

            A lot of the bullshit we’re dealing with now is Nixon’s fault. Our money is fake and China owns us because of him.

            Don't forget him entrenching affirmative action/continuing racial balkanization as well as fricking up Vietnam even worse than LBJ did.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce please. Sounds like some Shawinigan Handshake shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did he get away with it?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Canada in the 90s was incredibly balkanized politically. Liberal leaders in Canada could punt a baby into the Ottawa River and still win in a blowout because the opposition was divided and completely useless after Kim Campbell and the implosion of the PC.
            Sort of like the LDP in Japan or Law and Justice in Poland in that regard.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            because putting your political opponents into a chokehold is funny as frick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read in his biography that he had insomnia and started a tour guide there after 24 hours of no sleep, and that it was mostly cordial.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He seems like a great conversationalist all things considered

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was a normal guy but people want a president that's god

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He was a normal guy
            Kek he was the posterboy for a career politician. I'm glad he got swatted.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying
            He served in World War 2 and worked as a lawyer before getting elected

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know if this is the relationship all presidents have with their advisors but I really hope not.
      With Lincoln it was the opposite. Everyone thought he was an incompetent moron and nobody wanted to cooperate with him at all. Until the Union started winning anyway

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny you mention that because it's one of the things I really thought the Lincoln movie captured well.
        People think the guy now was a god among men but he was super fricking hated by the elite both Union and Confederate for constantly talking in riddles and stories like a drunk thespian, not to mention being very eccentric and often inappropriate.
        Come to think of it I think he was just a high functioning autist.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should have been a diplomat or Secretary of State because elected office was not his forte.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a very good vice president under Ike

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    /

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder, hippie communists didn't start protesting the war until nixon got elected

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, hey, LBJ! How many kids did you kill today!?
      Begone Nixongay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nixon ran against the "hippie communists" protesting the war you moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how's that you lobotomized muskrat

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a bot? Does Nixon have bots from beyond the grave?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hello?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even understand what's going on anymore in this thread frankly

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a little arrogant and erratic, but I maintain that he was one of the most intelligent presidents. Watch interviews with him; he was much sharper than most of the clowns in the White House.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Connally is the Republican nominee in '76

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'd be Agnew-Connally personally

      He was a little arrogant and erratic, but I maintain that he was one of the most intelligent presidents. Watch interviews with him; he was much sharper than most of the clowns in the White House.

      Very. Say what you will but he and his administration were very tight. There's a reason so many former Nixon and Reagan officials still have so much influence over policymaking.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Agnew
        Nixon did not think highly of Agnew whatsoever and disparaged his incompetence in private. He was nothing more than an attack dog and Nixon no longer had any use for him after '72. He was always going to be forced out due to the bribes scandal, regardless of whether or not Watergate had been discovered. Henry Kissinger noted that Connally was the only cabinet member whom Nixon did not disparage behind his back, and that this was high praise indeed. Connally was Nixon's preferred successor and he would've been hellbent on seeing Connally become the nominee in '76 if Watergate hadn't been discovered.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would it have affected the timeline?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Connally wins two terms, followed by Bob Dole in 1984, Pat Buchanan in 1992 and Joe Lieberman in 2000.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pat Buchanan
            >2 terms
            Finally, a based president

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nixon was a bastard for taking us off the gold standard and opening up diplomatic relations with communist China.

    A lot of the bullshit we’re dealing with now is Nixon’s fault. Our money is fake and China owns us because of him.

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